Percussionist Foster Grant
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32" inseam??
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Post by Percussionist Foster Grant on Oct 25, 2022 15:35:40 GMT -5
I mean, if Superman punches himself in the dick, what happens? Does his super strength turn his cock to dust? Or does his super strength stop him from hurting his own cock? I need answers about Superman's cock.
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BIL Security Team Alpha
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mouth of the south wanted a title so here it is
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Post by BIL Security Team Alpha on Oct 25, 2022 15:37:40 GMT -5
Will giving your cats/dogs pets on the head eventually contribute to them getting a TBI? Quoting because I didn’t bump this thread just to have my post be the last on the previous page.
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Tstigz
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Post by Tstigz on Oct 25, 2022 19:08:47 GMT -5
I read that like 5 times because I read that as “giving your cats/dogs/pets head” like giving them head aka blowjobs haha and I was like wtf that’s gross and worded confusingly but no all my pets have been fine after blowies
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Pat
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bodybuilder monica lewisnky
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Post by Pat on Oct 25, 2022 19:11:37 GMT -5
Will giving your cats/dogs pets on the head eventually contribute to them getting a TBI? Quoting because I didn’t bump this thread just to have my post be the last on the previous page. Sean ass tactic
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hayley
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Post by hayley on Oct 25, 2022 20:04:53 GMT -5
Like you can’t just make up words lmao of course you can. Poetic license!
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lilpat
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Post by lilpat on Oct 25, 2022 20:15:51 GMT -5
I mean, if Superman punches himself in the dick, what happens? Does his super strength turn his cock to dust? Or does his super strength stop him from hurting his own cock? I need answers about Superman's cock. its like trying to give yourself a papercut, you cant do it because your body is ready for it
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Remain Sedate
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Post by Remain Sedate on Oct 25, 2022 22:32:09 GMT -5
How did Converge's Jane Doe become the best LP in the last 25 years?
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borntodie
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Post by borntodie on Oct 26, 2022 11:19:08 GMT -5
where does ITID get the audacity
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Post by Al gave some, some gave Al on Oct 26, 2022 12:11:09 GMT -5
How did Converge's Jane Doe become the best LP in the last 25 years? how have you not gotten tired of converge in the last 20ish years?
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Remain Sedate
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Sitting here like a loaded gun, I'm waiting to go off. I've got nothing to do but shoot my mouth off
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Post by Remain Sedate on Oct 26, 2022 13:00:48 GMT -5
Because it is the consummate masterpiece. Actually, entirely joking, real question is how did some jackoff deem it the best LP?
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ITID
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Post by ITID on Oct 26, 2022 14:11:27 GMT -5
where does ITID get the audacity Not a stupid question, a lot of people do be asking it
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landoftalk
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Post by landoftalk on Nov 1, 2022 16:47:22 GMT -5
How would someone go about finding a PS5 for a Christmas gift lmao
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landoftalk
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Post by landoftalk on Nov 1, 2022 16:47:37 GMT -5
Asking for a friend….obv
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Mr. Dingle Foot
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Post by Mr. Dingle Foot on Nov 1, 2022 17:13:35 GMT -5
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borntodie
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Post by borntodie on Nov 2, 2022 16:02:20 GMT -5
do black metal bands dress up the rest of the year after halloween
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Top Rope Swanton
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these muchachos know what's up
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Post by Top Rope Swanton on Nov 2, 2022 19:53:23 GMT -5
who first came up with the phrase “barzoic haywire”?
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Avril Vagine
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you know, a human can go on living for several hours after being decapitated.
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Post by Avril Vagine on Nov 2, 2022 20:26:47 GMT -5
Who is Hanzi Luwang? Or why is this name in my head?
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Avril Vagine
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you know, a human can go on living for several hours after being decapitated.
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Post by Avril Vagine on Nov 2, 2022 20:27:16 GMT -5
who first came up with the phrase “barzoic haywire”? Was it not wild Steve?
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quit_everything
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Post by quit_everything on Nov 2, 2022 20:52:26 GMT -5
Like do we really need this many handicapped parking spaces?? The grocery store by my house has handicapped, pregnant, "hero" (police, military veterans, blah blah blah), online pickup parking and then normal parking spots. It makes running in for something really quick such a pain in the ass. i park in cop spots every chance i get those assholes are gonna pull up on a curb anyways
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Tstigz
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Post by Tstigz on Nov 2, 2022 21:06:58 GMT -5
Lowes and Hy-Vee have the most bullshit special parking spaces
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Tstigz
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Post by Tstigz on Nov 9, 2022 20:20:03 GMT -5
So is Forrest Gump autistic or what
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MMST3K
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Post by MMST3K on Nov 9, 2022 20:30:20 GMT -5
I mean, if Superman punches himself in the dick, what happens? Does his super strength turn his cock to dust? Or does his super strength stop him from hurting his own cock? I need answers about Superman's cock. Well you can't shoot him or stick him with a needle but he winces when Zod punches him. So I'm gonna say he flattens his dick before it blows out his ass along with his fist. Thus fisting his ass in heaven.
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landoftalk
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Post by landoftalk on Nov 10, 2022 23:17:37 GMT -5
What is “validating” parking??
Why do I not know what this is, is this an American thing
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stephanie
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Post by stephanie on Nov 10, 2022 23:57:35 GMT -5
if you park in the parking garage you need your parking validated
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Cucker Tarlson
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Post by Cucker Tarlson on Nov 11, 2022 0:21:53 GMT -5
How shitty of a diet can I keep before my health takes a nosedive?
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Cucker Tarlson
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Post by Cucker Tarlson on Nov 11, 2022 0:24:41 GMT -5
What's the minimum amount of sleep I need to get before risking my mental/physical health?
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detlefschrempf
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Post by detlefschrempf on Nov 11, 2022 0:58:21 GMT -5
is pee stored in the balls?
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landoftalk
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Post by landoftalk on Nov 11, 2022 1:10:43 GMT -5
if you park in the parking garage you need your parking validated I still don’t know what this means tho lol Who’s validating it? Does it need to be validated to prove that you are allowed to park there?
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MMST3K
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Post by MMST3K on Nov 11, 2022 1:13:34 GMT -5
if you park in the parking garage you need your parking validated I still don’t know what this means tho lol Who’s validating it? Does it need to be validated to prove that you are allowed to park there? For fucks sake I don't drive and I know it's the fucker who lets you in.
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burp
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Post by burp on Nov 11, 2022 1:17:47 GMT -5
isn't there just a box w an arm
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