face of a pervert
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Post by face of a pervert on Mar 13, 2024 6:16:08 GMT -5
Private investor here: nice
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Post by j (in a good way) on Mar 13, 2024 6:47:15 GMT -5
Can I use this thread to complain that pre-employment drug screening for marijuana is still a thing? Worse yet, I made the choice to just quit smoking in general just over a month ago and Iโm still pissing dirty. Having to ask a friend for their piss at 38 is dumb. At 22? Cool, fine. At this age, itโs just silly, This is so insane, I don't think the post office has been piss testing for 3+ years |
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antipasto
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Post by antipasto on Mar 13, 2024 7:12:12 GMT -5
My job piss tests but not for marijuana
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xMOOKAIx
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Post by xMOOKAIx on Mar 13, 2024 7:16:26 GMT -5
in the ye olde times like the 90s did they have to drink the piss from the tests to see if there was drugs or was there like a steam powered machine
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fuzzyslippers
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Post by fuzzyslippers on Mar 13, 2024 7:36:26 GMT -5
The worst app on the planet. I wish I could mail anthrax to people who refuse to pay after I accept their offer. Yeah, you HAVE to use PayPal with it or good chance youโll get fucked. I updated my PayPal password and was too lazy to look it up when buying some stuff off Depop. I never got it and Depop didnโt do squat but tell me that they recommend using PayPal. Thatโs the thing, you canโt even use PayPal with it anymore!!! They phased it out in October. Itโs either Depop payments or Klarna or whatever. Extremely dumb |
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foggy
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Post by foggy on Mar 13, 2024 7:52:37 GMT -5
Glad to hear the wife and I abandoning Depop was the right choice, yikes
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hormel chavez
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Post by hormel chavez on Mar 13, 2024 8:11:57 GMT -5
in the ye olde times like the 90s did they have to drink the piss from the tests to see if there was drugs or was there like a steam powered machine  |
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Post by j (in a good way) on Mar 13, 2024 9:38:00 GMT -5
The steam came from the hot piss
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Post by concealer on Mar 13, 2024 9:40:17 GMT -5
The steam came from the hot piss |
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Ian McFly
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Post by Ian McFly on Mar 13, 2024 9:54:15 GMT -5
I got my stupid leg strap, my dumb ass little pee bottles, and hand warmers. this sort of tenacity should land anybody whatever job they are applying for |
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Post by โ๐ถ๐ๅ๐ฮทฤฎ๐แดแ on Mar 13, 2024 11:37:11 GMT -5
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Ass Dan
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Post by Ass Dan on Mar 13, 2024 11:58:38 GMT -5
Look on the bright side, your rent pays for grandmas rent!
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Aaron
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Post by Aaron on Mar 13, 2024 12:10:20 GMT -5
Chronic users (groan) definitely have a way harder time. I sorta scoffed when I read that initially, but definitely true for me and you. I figured a month and change would be good. Iโve been going through the process about as long and had every assumption Iโd be clear by the time my test came around. Itโs this Friday, and while Iโm using at home rapid tests, if Iโm failing those, I definitely donโt feel like anymore water, trips to the sauna, or cardio shit is going to help before then with a lab test. So straight edge piss thatโs not my own it is. have you tried taking niacin I looked into it, but I am legitimately concerned that since I smoked damn near daily for like two decades that nothing will clean me out. Using someone else's feels like the safest bet even if it does all give me some dumb ass amount of anxiety. I scheduled so far out because I thought I'd be clear, but now I'm wishing I'd just done it all sooner using someone else's piss so it wasn't hanging over me all week long. I fixate and this is definitely causing me to do that. |
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Post by โ๐ถ๐ๅ๐ฮทฤฎ๐แดแ on Mar 13, 2024 12:57:35 GMT -5
Look on the bright side, your rent pays for grandmas rent! I should let her know! |
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jefe
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Post by jefe on Mar 13, 2024 15:35:52 GMT -5
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Post by โ๐ถ๐ๅ๐ฮทฤฎ๐แดแ on Mar 13, 2024 15:38:43 GMT -5
largest wealth transfer in history let's fucking gooooooo
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Post by ๐๐ผ๐๐๐ฝ๐โโ๐๐๐โ on Mar 13, 2024 15:54:37 GMT -5
$16 movie tickets and 25 minutes of trailers before it does tho literally $16 and 25 minutes of trailers to see dune 2 today ๐ฅฒ |
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Percussionist Foster Grant
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Post by Percussionist Foster Grant on Mar 13, 2024 16:43:24 GMT -5
largest wealth transfer in history let's fucking gooooooo Gonna blow it all on hot chip and kratom. |
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hormel chavez
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Post by hormel chavez on Mar 13, 2024 17:18:55 GMT -5
$16 movie tickets and 25 minutes of trailers before it does tho literally $16 and 25 minutes of trailers to see dune 2 today ๐ฅฒ what theater is that? i saw it at amc on the huge special laser screen with heated recliners and it was $13 a ticket |
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Post by DrewBlood on Mar 13, 2024 17:26:32 GMT -5
heated recliner in a dark room sounds like ideal napping conditions. probably worth the price of admission alone.
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hormel chavez
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Post by hormel chavez on Mar 13, 2024 17:31:28 GMT -5
heated recliner in a dark room sounds like ideal napping conditions. probably worth the price of admission alone. oh iโve fallen asleep many many times over the years. still always book those theaters given the opportunity |
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Post by patdog on Mar 13, 2024 19:51:22 GMT -5
Yeah shit be suckin b
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Post by crobssssss on Mar 13, 2024 20:08:53 GMT -5
heated recliner in a dark room sounds like ideal napping conditions. probably worth the price of admission alone. oh iโve fallen asleep many many times over the years. still always book those theaters given the opportunity Sat in one these and right before the remake of Oldboy during the trailers, I ate a whole ton of trollis and downed a Mountain Dew livewire then me and my boy snoozed it through the whole film. |
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Post by theonefreeman on Mar 13, 2024 20:24:48 GMT -5
I got my stupid leg strap, my dumb ass little pee bottles, and hand warmers. this sort of tenacity should land anybody whatever job they are applying for Lots of people do this in my union. I'd love to take some edibles from time to time, but I can't be bothered to go through the trouble of all of that. Decriminalize this shit, Brandon. |
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Post by sofia on Mar 13, 2024 20:43:35 GMT -5
my retirement plan... hang on until i get the house hahahahahah |
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Post by chuggingpus on Mar 14, 2024 1:29:28 GMT -5
This chain events all started when Van Halen parred ways with David Lee Roth which lead us into 9/11 and now we are all cucks
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Post by patdog on Mar 14, 2024 2:28:42 GMT -5
This chain events all started when Van Halen parred ways with David Lee Roth which lead us into 9/11 and now we are all cucks Iโd have said when Vince killed razzle |
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Post by Reasonablepizza518 on Mar 14, 2024 7:47:10 GMT -5
A lot of food just sucks now. Grocery and restaurants Like you can tell the over-processing, shortcuts, mass production, cost cutting etc. whatever has been done, so much just doesnโt taste like it used to and I donโt think itโs my tastebuds changing Even in season produce. Shouldnโt have to add a ton of stuff to make quality produce taste good Sad Food quality is terrible and losing our sense of smell/taste from covid 3-4 times probably fucked our shit up www.cidrap.umn.edu/covid-19/many-americans-who-lose-taste-smell-over-covid-19-dont-fully-recoverI wen't to a hot dog place by my house yesterday. I've been there a hundred times in my life but this was the first time in a while.
It tasted totally different and there was this weird after taste. I had covid a couple times and never even considered that could be why some stuff tastes different. I feel like I notice it rarely enough that it's most likely that some places have had to cut costs or change suppliers and the result is their food being worse.
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Chris
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Post by Chris on Mar 15, 2024 13:45:32 GMT -5
Not sure this is the place for it, but it's about as good a spot as any:
It's about time we had a reset on delivery expectations. There's no reason for Amazon to offer same-day delivery, or delivery options as early as 4am. USPS/UPS/FedEx also would be well-served to do away with Saturday and Sunday deliveries, or at the very least charge extra for them.
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Post by Porch Honky on Mar 16, 2024 9:30:20 GMT -5
Are the only "voice actors" anymore just fucking Chris Pratt and Akwafina?
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