thegreathambino
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Post by thegreathambino on Jul 2, 2018 9:53:31 GMT -5
Thread started in June ...
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Yung Nick
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Post by Yung Nick on Jul 2, 2018 9:54:26 GMT -5
What the fuck is a june?
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kwame
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Post by kwame on Jul 2, 2018 10:41:20 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Jul 3, 2018 1:24:48 GMT -5
I fucking loooooove Halloween, my parents are very non-religious poms so we never do Easter/Xmas/any of that weird Euro shit, so this is our version of it
Dressing up for halloween parties is the best. Last year I was Harry Potter, the year before I was Courtney Love, and the year before that I was Catherine Zeta Jones
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adonis
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Post by adonis on Jul 3, 2018 1:38:53 GMT -5
Here’s a confession - I ran out of toilet paper the other day and just drippinied off. I have killer water pressure. Due to the results from that I’m looking to buy a bidet. My asshole is pristine. I got a $20 bidet from amazon a few weeks ago and now I hate shitting anywhere but home. It just doesn't feel right treating my barbie doll butthole that way. $20 bidet? you bought a super soaker and aimed it at your ass, son.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 3, 2018 2:45:38 GMT -5
I fonking loooooove Halloween, my parents are very non-religious poms so we never do Easter/Xmas/any of that weird Euro shit, so this is our version of it Dressing up for halloween parties is the best. Last year I was Harry Potter, the year before I was Courtney Love, and the year before that I was Catherine Zeta Jones pics or it didn't happen.
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heathenist
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Post by heathenist on Jul 3, 2018 3:43:51 GMT -5
You fools need to realize that the confession thread needs to be seasonal not because of old board rules but because only the end of year season can bring you to this special emotional state that makes you dig up your deepest and darkest secrets. Pretty sure it's the hope that enough people catch the same cabin fever visiting their family, it turns in a thirst trap/drink-too-much-and-internet... Exactly this. My most active confessions threads have been while visiting family and having nothing else to do after 9pm when everyone else goes to bed.
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gold soundz
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Post by gold soundz on Jul 3, 2018 11:23:39 GMT -5
I got a $20 bidet from amazon a few weeks ago and now I hate shitting anywhere but home. It just doesn't feel right treating my barbie doll butthole that way. $20 bidet? you bought a super soaker and aimed it at your ass, son. I have champagne tastes on a beer budget. Admittedly I have nothing to compare it to because I've never used one prior to this, but all I know is I've eliminated infinity wipes and recon cleanups from my life. Therefore, I give it 5 stars.
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ass eyes
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Post by ass eyes on Jul 3, 2018 11:26:27 GMT -5
$20 bidet? you bought a super soaker and aimed it at your ass, son. I have champagne tastes on a beer budget. Admittedly I have nothing to compare it to because I've never used one prior to this, but all I know is I've eliminated infinity wipes and recon cleanups from my life. Therefore, I give it 5 stars. Is it just a bowl spraying water in your ass? So, you're left with chunky shit water that you have to dump in the toilet anyway? Seems like a lot of steps.
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gold soundz
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Post by gold soundz on Jul 3, 2018 11:30:37 GMT -5
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cfloyd3
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Post by cfloyd3 on Jul 3, 2018 12:04:08 GMT -5
Bidets are amazing
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gold soundz
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Post by gold soundz on Jul 3, 2018 12:05:57 GMT -5
preach
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jonsetsfire
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Post by jonsetsfire on Jul 3, 2018 15:14:12 GMT -5
Have yet to experience a bidet. I need to change that.
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sarahohio
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Post by sarahohio on Jul 3, 2018 15:22:04 GMT -5
Relevant: I briefly dated Nora's drummer. I briefly dated a Bengals player...then he got traded and is in Texas now. All my dreams of having the best Adidas collection died that day.
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topo
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Post by topo on Jul 3, 2018 16:20:11 GMT -5
Hell yea I suck toes
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jonsetsfire
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Post by jonsetsfire on Jul 3, 2018 16:24:19 GMT -5
Relevant: I briefly dated Nora's drummer. I briefly dated a Bengals player...then he got traded and is in Texas now. All my dreams of having the best Adidas collection died that day. Name names!
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Post by beckybreach on Jul 3, 2018 17:27:31 GMT -5
Have yet to experience a bidet. I need to change that. First time I experienced a bidet was a full on bowl unit. I had no idea how to operate it and ended up getting water all over my pants and the floor. Oh and it was right before dinner with my gf's parents.
Been intimidated by the butt spray ever since.
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JDS~~~*
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Post by JDS~~~* on Jul 3, 2018 18:23:19 GMT -5
indeedy sir he did one of the worst shows I've ever not actually played. Summer 98, my band at the time noreasonxxx.bandcamp.com was supposed to play at the melody bar with Isis. We get there and he goes "don't even bother unloading, there's one paying person here and after she's done taking pictures of Isis, she's leaving."
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DAYMAN
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Post by DAYMAN on Jul 3, 2018 19:25:48 GMT -5
Bump
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Post by Durag needs attention bruh on Jul 3, 2018 19:49:22 GMT -5
I wanted those kids in the cave to die.
Imagine going into a cave Wtf
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Post by Deleted on Jul 3, 2018 19:51:14 GMT -5
youre a real piece of work, you know that?
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Post by Deleted on Jul 3, 2018 19:51:46 GMT -5
cave shaming in 2018... smh smfh
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Post by Deleted on Jul 5, 2018 5:10:53 GMT -5
Does anyone shit with a shirt on? Its not physically possible for me.
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ass eyes
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Post by ass eyes on Jul 5, 2018 6:51:37 GMT -5
I have to be completely naked to shit.
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Yung Nick
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Post by Yung Nick on Jul 5, 2018 9:58:47 GMT -5
I shit my pants walking home from the dentist when I was like 11 or 12
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kimjongchill
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Post by kimjongchill on Jul 5, 2018 10:59:34 GMT -5
I dont have a bidet but my drippini and shitter are one room so I can do both at the same time, Pretty much the same deal.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 5, 2018 15:24:18 GMT -5
why don't you guys just hook a hose attachment up to a tap if you need to give yourself special big boy enemas
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rowdiedondown
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Post by rowdiedondown on Jul 5, 2018 22:36:24 GMT -5
Dude, I have a toilet hose from Titaly. Fucking love it.
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Post by 𝕄𝔼👁𝕎𝔽𝕌ℕℂ𝕋𝕀👁ℕ on Jul 5, 2018 23:03:36 GMT -5
When did confessions become a Christmas thing anyway?
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ITID
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Post by ITID on Jul 5, 2018 23:28:18 GMT -5
After the first one was so successful and somebody want to do another for like 4 month later.
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