Weirdest place you've ever shit

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On my way home from school I used to cut through a golf course that backs on to my house. One day I was walking past the 6th hole and got those ass hole contractions from holding on too long and just had to go. It was messy, but luckily I was close to home.

I have other stories of persistent diarrhea during a tinder date with some babe I might post later.

Share yours

[Yung Nick]

I lived in Methuen, MA for a bit in high school. I lived in a pretty open and active area. Not like the woods I'm used to living in. I had to shit wicked bad one day and was skating outside, and nobody else was home - i was locked out.

wen't behind the shed that literally isnt covered by anything, no trees or bushes, nothing. Kinda squatted like I was looking at something on the ground, ass to the shed. I let my poo out and then buried it. I was so scared someone would look out their window and see me dropping a load.

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You splatter pooped on her buttcheeks?

[chuggingpus]

I used to sleep right next to a second floor window, I’d wake up, open the window and just piss out of it in broad daylight. I’m sure my neighbors saw this.

Shat in the CBGB’s bathroom, I really had to go. No one walked in on me.

Besides that just shitting my pants when I’m sick, coming up with elaborate escape plans.

[Deleted]

I pooped in a minigolf course hole after hours with see old friends. I wiped with a fake palm frond. This dude Charlie, who I didn't care for...and I tell u wut, the feeling was mutual HAW HAW HAW......anyway, he commented that my poop looked like a black poodle turd. Cause I was vegan and black beans were a staple in my diet. I should have shit on his face

[ass eyes]

Tiny eyetalian shitter when I was staying in Sorrento. It was the middle of the summer, the place had no AC, and the floor was constantly wet from the drippinis. So it's me taking a sweaty shit with damp feet and ripping my asshole apart with 1-ply sandpaper. If that wasn't enough, I had to stuff all the shit paper in a tiny bin that's already overflowing with shit paper, so I have to mush forearm deep into a bin of doodoo paper just to get it in there.

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Man, I'm gonna need another bottle of lotion after this thread is over....I tell u wut

[Percussionist Foster Grant]

I'm the king of this thread.

* On tour, hovering over a church toilet that was soaked in water/piss/etc, but I couldn't tell because it was pitch black and I couldn't find the light. This was while Modern Life Is War played roughly 15 paces from where I dropping plop.

* On the way back from Portland with an old roommate. I had eaten some greasy snack food at a gas station and roughly 5 hours out from Portland, I got the bubble guts. I told her I had to piss when, in reality, I had to make muck. I tried to get far away from the car and ended up in some person's gravel walkway leading up to their ranch house. I definitely crapped violently within a stone's throw of their house and used Taco Bell receipts as TP. C'est la vie.

* Behind a dumpster after I asked my friends to pull over so I could piss. I was really shitting. Whoever lived where that dumpster definitely found it the next morning.

* Underneath a bridge walkway on my way home from a friend's going away party. I started shitting my pants, couldn't make it back home in time.

[DAYMAN]

In between a house and a business, feet away from a busy road.

[F.F Woodycooks]

I've been pretty lucky with this sort of thing considering the fact that I shit like 4 times a day. Only two stories that come to mind:

- shitting in the woods one time at sleepaway camp so I didn't lose my place in line to go tubing. I sat/crouched on a fallen tree trunk and let my ass hang over the other side. If I remember correctly it was one of those real loose baby food dumps and it took several huge leafs to wipe. thank god they didn't end up being poison sumac or something.

-shitting into my trash can in college, tying the bag off, and putting in our outside garbage can. Our house didn't have plumbing for like 4 days straight and by day 3 or 4 I had gotten sick of walking to campus to take a shit (even though it was a like 3 minutes away) so I just gave up and shit in my trash can like a lazy POS. In my defense, my housemate began doing the same thing about 30 minutes after finding out our plumbing was messed up so I feel pretty good about lasting three days.

[jonsetsfire]

If anyone says "the pool" I'm calling bullshit.

[MMST3K]

Some dudes forest fort when he pissed me off

[unholywarcry]

One time my friend and I got pulled over around midnight on our way to the beach and in the middle of the stop I got hit with the worst bubble gut. Worst 15 minutes of my life. As soon as the cop pulled away, we pulled into a deserted gas station, I ran into the woods behind it, found a clearing and let loose. Luckily she carried toilet paper in her car.

[immortalrites]

Snow Canyon State Park, UT.
Probably the most sudden and intense urge to shit I've ever felt in my life.

[Deleted]

in the ocean in nahant when i was 12 or so and also at the (abandoned) bear cages in franklin park zoo during a weirdo performance there because someone had baby wipes and i really had to shit and there was no place close enough. bears shit in the woods!

[Deleted]

Ive also shit myself walking up my front steps after i ate chili with a bunch of chia seeds in it (to "thicken it up")

[stiffbreeze]

Not a shit, but I wiped my ass with a towel that was thrown over a drippini at some punk house when I was 18. They were out of toilet paper (I checked the cabinets) and I was drunk. Tossed the towel back over turned the other way. Not cool, I know

[Deleted]

In an alleyway behind a show that was going on. Venue had no doors on the stalls and nature hit. Luckily I was on tour so I had TP in the van.

[crawlingcosmichorror]

I'm not 100% about this one. I posted it in the P2P thread a while ago.
I was in the garage doing laundry and I was having like horrible gas. I can't remember what I'd eaten, but I was bending over to drop a load of laundry in the machine when I just ripped as so hard it made my boxers rustle.
Anyway, I was like uh oh, so I reached back there and felt around and nothing. I looked on the ground, and noticed a tiny little turd, like maybe a little bigger than a pebble or rabbit poo.
I picked it up, thinking maybe one of the dogs had left it there, and it still felt kinda moist. To this day, I'm still not really sure what happened.

[kimjongchill]

I wen't down the coast for a weekend with a bunch of mates and after lots of drinking I ended up drinking a bottle of hot sauce for a few bucks. the next day on the way home I needed to shit so badly I got my friend to pull over and I shit in the bushes right net to the side of the road. I'm sure people saw me. The combination of a lot of beer and a bottle of hotsauce combing out the back door is not something I recommend.

[Top Rope Swanton]

First time I ever did coke I shit in the woods and wiped with maple leaves. Since then I've enjoyed many an outdoor dookie (non-coke induced).

[Top Rope Swanton]

Also for you Philly heads I once sharted myself in Clark Park unintentionally.

[Brah-lie]

Driving home from an AF show @ Toads Place in New Haven (circa ‘06?), made it to downtown Hartford then my stomach started rumbling. Drove around for a few minutes and couldn’t find anything open so ended up shitting in between two buildings downtown and used my boxers to wipe (wen't home commando).

[taylorv42]

Outside of a BK when I was like 4 or 5? My pants has been the only weird/awful place I’ve shat since then.

[MMST3K]

On a frozen creek

[taylorv42]

Jul 16, 2018 23:07:36 GMT -5 MMST3K said:

On a frozen creek

I don’t know why but this made me laugh too fucking hard

[throwdemgunz]

Not that weird of a location but I’ve shat completely out in the open in the middle of a large circle of like 40+ dudes over dozens of times when I was in the army.

[neatneatneat]

Strip club

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Jul 16, 2018 23:19:27 GMT -5 throwdemgunz said:

Not that weird of a location but I’ve shat completely out in the open in the middle of a large circle of like 40+ muchachos over dozens of times when I was in the army.

Did they all beat off?




Please say yes...

[MMST3K]

Jul 16, 2018 23:19:27 GMT -5 throwdemgunz said:

Not that weird of a location but I’ve shat completely out in the open in the middle of a large circle of like 40+ muchachos over dozens of times when I was in the army.

The army making a difference