pretzelbites
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Post by pretzelbites on Feb 14, 2021 22:17:24 GMT -5
window shopper
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Meat is Burger
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(return of the king)
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Post by Meat is Burger on Feb 15, 2021 11:04:29 GMT -5
Fuckin ding-dong
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pisswizard
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Count Dublin
Think or thwim.
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Post by pisswizard on Feb 15, 2021 11:44:27 GMT -5
I said this woman farted out a few kids and that got some “ohhhhs”. Looking like ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag is a fav of mine.
Its not an insult but one time i was with my friends waiting for the walk signal in the city and I said “I need to void my bowels” and this woman in a power suit said “thanks mate, needed to know that”
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MMST3K
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re-education camp success story
Antbaby Machete Squad Leader
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Post by MMST3K on Feb 15, 2021 12:06:04 GMT -5
When someone is walking a dog you say. That's a nice pig you got there. They say it's a dog and you say I know I was talking to the dog.
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redstarohyeah
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Post by redstarohyeah on Feb 15, 2021 19:48:00 GMT -5
^damn dude top fuckin tier
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pretzelbites
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Post by pretzelbites on Feb 15, 2021 19:52:22 GMT -5
you a Weak Azz Bitch, and your CD cover show it
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jimmyjump
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Post by jimmyjump on Feb 15, 2021 20:00:12 GMT -5
I got called a hamburger head as a kid and I’ve been shook ever since.
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savedbythehorn
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🚨actual racist🚨
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Post by savedbythehorn on Feb 15, 2021 20:35:37 GMT -5
I got called a hamburger head as a kid and I’ve been shook ever since.
Anything with "head" at the end seems pretty effective. Someone called me a shrimp head when I was 6, and I've never forgotten that moment.
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wedealinlead
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Post by wedealinlead on Feb 15, 2021 20:36:35 GMT -5
Savedbythehornhead
You know, it's not bad.
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face of a pervert
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30 minutes delicate
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Post by face of a pervert on Feb 15, 2021 20:39:28 GMT -5
I said this woman farted out a few kids and that got some “ohhhhs”. Looking like ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag is a fav of mine. Its not an insult but one time i was with my friends waiting for the walk signal in the city and I said “I need to void my bowels” and this woman in a power suit said “thanks mate, needed to know that” Can you call me and leave me a voicemail of this post, I need to hear all of this in Australian |
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Deleted
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Post by Deleted on Feb 15, 2021 20:56:15 GMT -5
Pretty much doesn’t get any better than a simple “stupid bitch.”
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Ese Ese
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Post by Ese Ese on Feb 15, 2021 21:29:07 GMT -5
Pretty much doesn’t get any better than a simple “stupid bitch.” are you really hellboi |
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Tstigz
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Hope everyone is doing well and having a nice day
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Post by Tstigz on Feb 15, 2021 21:31:52 GMT -5
Boner breath
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cornholio
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Post by cornholio on Feb 15, 2021 23:39:55 GMT -5
Suss cunt
Coward
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pisswizard
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Count Dublin
Think or thwim.
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Post by pisswizard on Feb 16, 2021 3:53:51 GMT -5
Maggot
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Yung Nick
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troubled yoot
i enter the dragon no condom
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Post by Yung Nick on Apr 29, 2024 15:02:47 GMT -5
Dickweed
Pencil pusher
Tinkerbell ass motherfucka
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youthofwhodey
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Gotta wake up for the morning & eat coffee brotha
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Post by youthofwhodey on Apr 30, 2024 9:04:15 GMT -5
Mouth breather
bozo
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sofia
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Post by sofia on Apr 30, 2024 9:08:56 GMT -5
Ur momma so fat ur house is the only place the eclipse too several hours LOL
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