not Worship
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this is the very last thing i have ever read, gootbye
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Post by not Worship on Jun 12, 2024 13:10:30 GMT -5
What happens when you get caught? Just made me go to membership services and pay for the items, scanned the receipt that may go in a file against my member number? Im sure if you repeatedly get caught theyd use that to cancel yr shit
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Osama Vinladen Jiménez López
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Post by Osama Vinladen Jiménez López on Jun 12, 2024 13:13:56 GMT -5
You shoving a bottle of wine in your ass or what
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Perm’d by God
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Post by Perm’d by God on Jun 12, 2024 13:16:44 GMT -5
gf's been pushin for a Costco membership. I'm tempted.
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accidentalcharm
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axe
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Post by accidentalcharm on Jun 12, 2024 13:19:48 GMT -5
Just renewed my membership and submitted the reimbursement form to HR since they pay for it as a benefit/perk 👍
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coconut al
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Post by coconut al on Jun 12, 2024 13:20:28 GMT -5
You shoving a bottle of wine in your ass or what what about a rotisserie chicken
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oogracie👻
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Post by oogracie👻 on Jun 12, 2024 14:39:43 GMT -5
gf's been pushin for a Costco membership. I'm tempted. How many times exactly has she brought up wanting a Costco membership and you have shot her down… LMAO Edit: no shade I am just LOL’in thinking about this being a big family decision
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foggy
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Post by foggy on Jun 12, 2024 14:45:57 GMT -5
Just got gas during a break at work and why are so many people hard-rocking? The gas pump extends to either side of your car people.
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codync
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Post by codync on Jun 12, 2024 14:47:56 GMT -5
gf's been pushin for a Costco membership. I'm tempted. carrying a 40 count toilet paper home on the bus, twu
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Perm’d by God
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Post by Perm’d by God on Jun 12, 2024 14:49:33 GMT -5
gf's been pushin for a Costco membership. I'm tempted. How many times exactly has she brought up wanting a Costco membership and you have shot her down… LMAO Edit: no shade I am just LOL’in thinking about this being a big family decision We just never pull the trigger on it tbh. I’m kinda indifferent but they do have sales on decent stuff that we could use and, of course, the costco chicken bake
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oogracie👻
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Post by oogracie👻 on Jun 12, 2024 14:52:03 GMT -5
I personally hate going inside, but it’s worth it for the hotdogs alone.
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Perm’d by God
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Post by Perm’d by God on Jun 12, 2024 14:54:07 GMT -5
yeah, we're gonna get a tv for the bedroom at some point to play switch n watch movies on (we just use my ultrawide monitor in the other room and it works fine).
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tandoori jones
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lake dues
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Post by tandoori jones on Jun 12, 2024 14:55:54 GMT -5
Fuckkk got caught stealing today, im like 27 for 28 now are you just stealing for sport? we know you got stacks
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not Worship
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this is the very last thing i have ever read, gootbye
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Post by not Worship on Jun 12, 2024 15:00:03 GMT -5
ya pretty much, why pay full price for wildly inflated groceries
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not Worship
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this is the very last thing i have ever read, gootbye
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Post by not Worship on Jun 12, 2024 15:00:49 GMT -5
i saw a bucket of chitlins for $49 the other day
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nastyy
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Post by nastyy on Jun 12, 2024 15:03:50 GMT -5
ya pretty much, why pay full price for wildly inflated groceries
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Osama Vinladen Jiménez López
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Post by Osama Vinladen Jiménez López on Jun 12, 2024 16:10:29 GMT -5
I steal from the grocery store 4/5 times
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Post by 𝕄𝔼👁𝕎𝔽𝕌ℕℂ𝕋𝕀👁ℕ on Jun 12, 2024 16:25:11 GMT -5
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Osama Vinladen Jiménez López
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Post by Osama Vinladen Jiménez López on Jun 12, 2024 17:22:30 GMT -5
The wheels on my cart are legitimately about to break off. Heaviest haul I’ve ever done and we had time to stop by and grab a slice from the best national pizza chain
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Sorley Boy
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Post by Sorley Boy on Jun 12, 2024 17:25:00 GMT -5
Little pied a terre above Costco for romantic weekends.
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not Worship
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this is the very last thing i have ever read, gootbye
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Post by not Worship on Jun 12, 2024 19:57:19 GMT -5
Whatd u steal?
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bonerinsweatpants
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Post by bonerinsweatpants on Jun 12, 2024 20:05:10 GMT -5
i used to work at a now defunct department store that sold legit brand skateboards/snowboards. i was the dept manager and i would tell ppl if they gave me $50 i'd hook them up with brand new snowboard/boots/bindings and jacket and i would just ring up like $5 worth of stuff at the register. this was in 2003 so $50 here and there wen't a long to fund my troublemaking.
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nastyy
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Post by nastyy on Jun 12, 2024 20:32:40 GMT -5
The wheels on my cart are legitimately about to break off. Heaviest haul I’ve ever done and we had time to stop by and grab a slice from the best national pizza chain u in a car wash rn or you got a gravel windshield?
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Osama Vinladen Jiménez López
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Post by Osama Vinladen Jiménez López on Jun 12, 2024 21:15:41 GMT -5
We took a wrong turn and drove right into narc’s mom’s bush
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used condom
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Post by used condom on Jun 12, 2024 22:42:33 GMT -5
I wen't to Costco for work purposes a month ago, and our work card had expired. They swarmed me like the swat team trying to take down an active shooter. Grilling me like "WHERE DID YOU FIND THIS CARD?!" Eventually, they just let me pay anyway and leave?
Fast forward two weeks and I'm back with my boss's personal card, and his shit was deactivated so I had to go through the same rigamarole.
Costco takes membership v serious
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tandoori jones
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Post by tandoori jones on Jun 13, 2024 5:46:38 GMT -5
costco just got these giant chicken dog toys and harry has never been happier
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foggy
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Post by foggy on Jun 13, 2024 7:59:33 GMT -5
I wen't to Costco for work purposes a month ago, and our work card had expired. They swarmed me like the swat team trying to take down an active shooter. Grilling me like "WHERE DID YOU FIND THIS CARD?!" Eventually, they just let me pay anyway and leave? Fast forward two weeks and I'm back with my boss's personal card, and his shit was deactivated so I had to go through the same rigamarole. Costco takes membership v serious The self check out in the city near my job makes me show my ID along with my membership card, they're definitely taking membership v serious it seems.
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not Worship
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this is the very last thing i have ever read, gootbye
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Post by not Worship on Jun 13, 2024 8:07:18 GMT -5
I will continue to jeopardize my membership
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tandoori jones
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Post by tandoori jones on Jun 13, 2024 8:12:00 GMT -5
I will continue to jeopardize my membership flying too close to the sun
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theonefreeman
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Post by theonefreeman on Jun 13, 2024 11:19:26 GMT -5
I will continue to jeopardize my membership Don't do this.
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Perm’d by God
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Post by Perm’d by God on Jun 13, 2024 11:22:39 GMT -5
shoplifting is kinda lame tbh
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