keepitreal
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Post by keepitreal on Jun 13, 2024 15:22:16 GMT -5
I wen't to Costco for work purposes a month ago, and our work card had expired. They swarmed me like the swat team trying to take down an active shooter. Grilling me like "WHERE DID YOU FIND THIS CARD?!" Eventually, they just let me pay anyway and leave? Fast forward two weeks and I'm back with my boss's personal card, and his shit was deactivated so I had to go through the same rigamarole. Costco takes membership v serious oh dude yeah. i remember like 15 years ago when i started a post graduate college diploma program, right after i did a stint working at costco. i was super jazzed about taking my roommates so we could load up on a cartload of stuff. but when we got to the checkout, my employee card had been deactivated. like, duh, i should have known it would have been immediately deactivated since i no longer worked for them. it was super embarrassing, and we just left the full cart of stuff, and shuffled out because i didn't want to pay for the membership.
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tandoori jones
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Post by tandoori jones on Jun 13, 2024 15:25:09 GMT -5
I wen't to Costco for work purposes a month ago, and our work card had expired. They swarmed me like the swat team trying to take down an active shooter. Grilling me like "WHERE DID YOU FIND THIS CARD?!" Eventually, they just let me pay anyway and leave? Fast forward two weeks and I'm back with my boss's personal card, and his shit was deactivated so I had to go through the same rigamarole. Costco takes membership v serious oh dude yeah. i remember like 15 years ago when i started a post graduate college diploma program, right after i did a stint working at costco. i was super jazzed about taking my roommates so we could load up on a cartload of stuff. but when we got to the checkout, my employee card had been deactivated. like, duh, i should have known it would have been immediately deactivated since i no longer worked for them. it was super embarrassing, and we just left the full cart of stuff, and shuffled out because i didn't want to pay for the membership. i trust your roommates all took turns punching you in the stomach after
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Cholo Molester
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Post by Cholo Molester on Jun 13, 2024 15:32:03 GMT -5
Narc might be the least punk person to ever play in a punk band
Make it make sense
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coconut al
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Post by coconut al on Jun 13, 2024 15:36:43 GMT -5
Studying philosophy makes you forget sometimes shit just feels good to do
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theonefreeman
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Post by theonefreeman on Jun 13, 2024 15:42:48 GMT -5
Stealing is pretty cool. Also, I stopped doing it once I was in my twen'ties and could pretty much afford the shit I would steal. Also, I still steal shit by keeping it in the bottom of the grocery cart whenever I know I can get away with it. And also, I haven't paid for a chapstick once in my entire life.
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xkingbuzzox
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Post by xkingbuzzox on Jun 13, 2024 16:19:50 GMT -5
I don't see any problem shoplifting from a big box store and really look down on anyone who tries to fuck with anyone boosting. I've already done the time so I can talk about it so during my drug years I walked out with a Barnes and Nobles' entire vinyl record section and their Criterion Collection section. The only thing that tripped me up was grabbing some action figures one day and finally setting off an alarm. All these stores have a shrink budget. Fuck 'em.
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jimmyspudboy
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Post by jimmyspudboy on Jun 13, 2024 16:28:50 GMT -5
Whenever I see someone shoplifting I give them a knowing nod and then draw attention away from them by talking to the employees.
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Perm’d by God
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Post by Perm’d by God on Jun 13, 2024 16:55:14 GMT -5
*biggest sigh I’ve ever done* can you elaborate on why you feel this way? narc has made it well known that he’s a bootlicking shitlib rich coming from you
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Perm’d by God
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Post by Perm’d by God on Jun 13, 2024 16:56:29 GMT -5
Narc might be the least punk person to ever play in a punk band Make it make sense sk has booked zero gigs, played zero gigs, made zero flyers, put out zero records. Me? Known DIY warrior.
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Cholo Molester
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Post by Cholo Molester on Jun 13, 2024 17:02:13 GMT -5
narc just flat out lying again, what's new?
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oogracie👻
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Post by oogracie👻 on Jun 13, 2024 17:03:34 GMT -5
I don't see any problem shoplifting from a big box store and really look down on anyone who tries to fuck with anyone boosting. I've already done the time so I can talk about it so during my drug years I walked out with a Barnes and Nobles' entire vinyl record section and their Criterion Collection section. The only thing that tripped me up was grabbing some action figures one day and finally setting off an alarm. All these stores have a shrink budget. Fuck 'em. I too once got caught stealing action figures. Mine were Dragon Ball Z, you?
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Perm’d by God
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Post by Perm’d by God on Jun 13, 2024 17:29:34 GMT -5
narc just flat out lying again, what's new? name a lie buddy
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nastyy
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Post by nastyy on Jun 13, 2024 17:32:57 GMT -5
This is the Costco thread
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Sorley Boy
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Post by Sorley Boy on Jun 13, 2024 17:35:34 GMT -5
I'm too rich to check the cart closely going through self-checkout. Penurious mfs like Narc might worry about such things, I don't have the patience.
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Perm’d by God
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Post by Perm’d by God on Jun 13, 2024 17:38:34 GMT -5
outside the costco rn
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chaospouch
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Post by chaospouch on Jun 13, 2024 18:10:58 GMT -5
Weird looking bus window
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xkingbuzzox
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Post by xkingbuzzox on Jun 13, 2024 18:29:06 GMT -5
I don't see any problem shoplifting from a big box store and really look down on anyone who tries to fuck with anyone boosting. I've already done the time so I can talk about it so during my drug years I walked out with a Barnes and Nobles' entire vinyl record section and their Criterion Collection section. The only thing that tripped me up was grabbing some action figures one day and finally setting off an alarm. All these stores have a shrink budget. Fuck 'em. I too once got caught stealing action figures. Mine were Dragon Ball Z, you? I had some DBZ and NECCA horror figures in my arms.
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coconut al
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Post by coconut al on Jun 18, 2024 21:12:44 GMT -5
I bet this guy rules and doesn't assert his weird takes on the internet
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foggy
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Post by foggy on Jun 19, 2024 8:35:21 GMT -5
I have no issue with shoplifting, you do you, but if you somehow make it even harder for me to exit a Costco, which is already moderately irritating, I will kill you
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zwansuperfan69
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Post by zwansuperfan69 on Jun 19, 2024 13:23:50 GMT -5
mine rocks. it looks like it was taken in 1884 but look how excited i am in it. new card new glamour shot
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accidentalcharm
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Post by accidentalcharm on Jun 19, 2024 14:26:33 GMT -5
No more grainy b&w chuck e. cheese photo booth style pics? Sad.
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Post by (some berries is ok) on Jun 19, 2024 14:40:48 GMT -5
I bet this guy rules and doesn't assert his weird takes on the internet I have imagined azzip’s front porch step joker avatar in my mind as to what this person looks like, someone post the pic
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accidentalcharm
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Post by accidentalcharm on Jun 19, 2024 14:50:16 GMT -5
Was tempted to buy and try to make some stuffing but they came in a 3-pack. Too much of a commitment.
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oogracie👻
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Post by oogracie👻 on Jun 19, 2024 14:55:24 GMT -5
mine rocks. it looks like it was taken in 1884 but look how excited i am in it. new card new glamour shot Desp for a new one!
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nastyy
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Post by nastyy on Jun 19, 2024 15:01:26 GMT -5
I never got a Costco headshot
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chaospouch
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Post by chaospouch on Jun 19, 2024 15:24:53 GMT -5
I have a headshot and used it to buy beer at a gas station when I lost my ID, the dude behind the counter was like yeah you’re def over 21 this is good enough lol
Dudes rock
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tandoori jones
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Post by tandoori jones on Jun 19, 2024 15:38:42 GMT -5
and she's bad, bad Gracie Brown the baddest mom in the whole damn town badder than old King Kong meaner than a junkyard dog
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oogracie👻
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Post by oogracie👻 on Jun 19, 2024 16:24:35 GMT -5
Very nostalgic camping song for my fam!
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Post by Marco Ducatti on Jun 28, 2024 16:16:32 GMT -5
I gotta go next week but its prob gonna be fucked up there the week before july 4th, ya?
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oogracie👻
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Post by oogracie👻 on Jun 28, 2024 16:24:06 GMT -5
I actually feel like 7/4 shopping isnt going to feel crazy given it’s a Thursday.
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