codync
Throbbing Member
i go ham on the cheez-its
Welcome to the real lynard skynard o-count all fans are welcome ๐ RiP lynard skynard.Rock n roll โ
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Post by codync on May 6, 2024 11:49:11 GMT -5
My sisters friends husband got one and shit got infected and ended up getting sepsis in ICU. I think he survived though username sooo fuckin checks out
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JDS
Pulsating Member
a kid got his ear punched off
Iโm something all you parents hate to see but donโt worry, itโs just me, Jeremy!
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Post by JDS on May 6, 2024 11:55:14 GMT -5
sisters friends husband is some nicki minaj covid shit
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No Doz
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Post by No Doz on May 6, 2024 14:33:32 GMT -5
middle of my vasectomy, room filled with ball smoke, one of the nurses asks me verbatim: "yo do you mess with jadakiss?"
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BIL Security Team Alpha
Pulsating Member
mouth of the south wanted a title so here it is
BIL Security System Threat Level is currently at yellow ("elevated")
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Post by BIL Security Team Alpha on May 6, 2024 14:52:34 GMT -5
My sisters friends husband got one and shit got infected and ended up getting sepsis in ICU. I think he survived though Guess he didnโt wait the recommended two weeks before skat play.
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borntodie
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Post by borntodie on May 6, 2024 15:39:03 GMT -5
iโm giving a lot of hesitant likes in this thread
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jermojames
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Post by jermojames on May 6, 2024 16:54:33 GMT -5
middle of my vasectomy, room filled with ball smoke, one of the nurses asks me verbatim: "yo do you mess with jadakiss?" if this was around the verzuz where jada bodied dipset i get it.
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Yung Nick
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troubled yoot
I'm at da store what do u need???
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Post by Yung Nick on May 7, 2024 5:46:16 GMT -5
Doing an at home Temu kit today. Looks pretty easy, just some scissors and rubber bands. Ready to tie up these nuts like a Mafia hostage.
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jermojames
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Post by jermojames on Jul 14, 2024 13:54:33 GMT -5
thinking of joining team snipโฆ
thread was pretty informative but if theres anything i should really consider lmk
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xkingbuzzox
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Post by xkingbuzzox on Jul 14, 2024 16:47:49 GMT -5
My buddy just got one. He's 33 and didn't have a problem. I heard that there's a thing called vasectomy season and its the first week of march madness so that dudes have an excuse off work and to just sit and watch basketball for days and ice their nuts. Might do this for a WrestleMania week and just watch indie shows all week.
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Post by Marco Ducatti on Jul 14, 2024 19:10:49 GMT -5
Just got my bill for $880 post-insurance
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lsdouche
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moron
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Post by lsdouche on Jul 14, 2024 19:22:49 GMT -5
Just got my bill for $880 post-insurance Got damn, they better have added some shit for that price. Mine was free. They knew I shouldn't be procreating so they gave me the hook up. Rreally though, if you're on the fence about getting one of these (talking to everyone who may read this) just do it. It's fast and they give you some drugs and then you can just cum everywhere and in anyone without abandon.
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Post by Marco Ducatti on Jul 14, 2024 23:40:30 GMT -5
i actually already met my out of pocket max so i gotta call cigna tomorrow
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youthofwhodey
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Post by youthofwhodey on Jul 15, 2024 7:07:37 GMT -5
$880 not bad. I can get my girl a $250 ring and a vasectomy and bust inside the whole honeymoon instead of just a ring.
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meatballmaniac
Pulsating Member
sexual camel
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Post by meatballmaniac on Jul 15, 2024 9:00:48 GMT -5
Just got my bill for $880 post-insurance Got damn, they better have added some shit for that price.ย Mine was free. They knew I shouldn't be procreating so they gave me the hook up. Rreally though, if you're on the fence about getting one of these (talking to everyone who may read this) just do it. It's fast and they give you some drugs and then you can just cum everywhere and in anyone without abandon.ย At the point of service they told me my insurance company wanted to cover the thing in full, but then I got a bill for $775 anyway.
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kwame
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broken ass teeth
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Post by kwame on Jul 15, 2024 10:04:48 GMT -5
unrelated but I read a headline saying that a male birth control gel that gets rubbed on the shoulders is in trials now
happy to be sterile
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Post by Marco Ducatti on Jul 15, 2024 10:07:35 GMT -5
i never got to try the nutsack gel
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pmagic
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Post by pmagic on Aug 29, 2024 13:07:57 GMT -5
initial consultation
I think I am ready
12 weeks though before full blown blow-a-load-a-thon without worry kinda sucks.
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Post by Thin Lizzy Gulag Graduate on Aug 29, 2024 13:23:13 GMT -5
hope i date someone with a vasectomy one day. This aged well
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sarahohio
Throbbing Member
Board's Bottom Bitch
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Post by sarahohio on Aug 29, 2024 13:37:09 GMT -5
hope i date someone with a vasectomy one day. This aged well lololol. to be fair I never had a single desire to have a child in my life until I met this fool.
well, i guess we were casually dating when I made that post lol but still
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hayley
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negligee minx
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Post by hayley on Aug 29, 2024 14:37:54 GMT -5
only slightly related but i reach my catastrophic cap in record time
what would be something scarlet letterlike that men could wear to prove they are sterile and would that attract or detract attention from a potential mate?
my grandfather had a vasectomy and i have an uncle 2y older than me. attend all follow up appointments, boys.
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tandoori jones
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lake dues
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Post by tandoori jones on Aug 29, 2024 14:48:36 GMT -5
only slightly related but i reach my catastrophic cap in record time what would be something scarlet letterlike that men could wear to prove they are sterile and would that attract or detract attention from a potential mate? my grandfather had a vasectomy and i have an uncle 2y older than me. attend all follow up appointments, boys. sounds like grandma let the milkman hit
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bennybroll
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Post by bennybroll on Aug 29, 2024 15:11:30 GMT -5
I need one of these
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Post by Thin Lizzy Gulag Graduate on Aug 29, 2024 15:21:19 GMT -5
I want one but Iโm terrified of being awake while they dig into my nuts
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concealer
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if nastyy were a gigantic pussy
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Post by concealer on Aug 29, 2024 15:24:14 GMT -5
I want one but Iโm terrified of being awake while they dig into my nuts I was down to be awake just out of morbid curiosity but my doc was like โnah I prefer everyone to be asleep itโs just easierโ so I just did that
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Post by Marco Ducatti on Aug 29, 2024 15:32:49 GMT -5
i was awake and it didnt feel great. first nut wen't over well, second one i had to request more numbing stuff cause i could feel em tuggin and tearin
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coconut al
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Post by coconut al on Aug 29, 2024 15:35:01 GMT -5
don't think I could stay awake and not make jokes the whole time they operate on my nutsack
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carl carlson
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Post by carl carlson on Aug 29, 2024 15:35:07 GMT -5
i was awake and it was fine, and by that i mean it was almost 5 years ago at this point and i donโt remember it hurting
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Post by Thin Lizzy Gulag Graduate on Aug 29, 2024 15:35:44 GMT -5
I want one but Iโm terrified of being awake while they dig into my nuts I was down to be awake just out of morbid curiosity but my doc was like โnah I prefer everyone to be asleep itโs just easierโ so I just did that Oh shit they do that? I didnโt know getting knocked out was really an option
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Permโd by God
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haunted by chalie, ray, Jerome garcia
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Post by Permโd by God on Aug 29, 2024 15:38:07 GMT -5
I can't wait to bust inside for real someday
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Post by Marco Ducatti on Aug 29, 2024 15:40:23 GMT -5
you dont creampie your latina girlfriend???????????? we are not the same
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