antipasto
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Post by antipasto on Apr 3, 2023 14:30:00 GMT -5
I love MTG
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antipasto
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Post by antipasto on Apr 3, 2023 14:30:18 GMT -5
Trying to get that new elesh norn
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Percussionist Foster Grant
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32" inseam??
"My name is Geoff Tate." - Geoff Tate
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Post by Percussionist Foster Grant on Apr 3, 2023 14:49:07 GMT -5
MTG has big Kate Gosling from "John & Kate Plus Eight" energy. But Kate Gosling if she were an ambulatory life-sized Cabbage Patch Kid bent on evil.
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flyingwhales
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Post by flyingwhales on Apr 3, 2023 14:50:59 GMT -5
Only MTG I fuck with is Magic: The Gathering
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Cholo Molester
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our very own Gideon Yago π
off the duster
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Post by Cholo Molester on Apr 3, 2023 14:52:37 GMT -5
I donβt want to think about Pat having sex. Pat on top while MTG is staring at his "hope" chest piece lmao |
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Pat
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Post by Pat on Apr 3, 2023 14:58:20 GMT -5
I donβt want to think about Pat having sex. Pat on top while MTG is staring at his "hope" chest piece lmao
no, Pat is on bottom here. get it together, twink.
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boundforgloryhole
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Still on 56k dial up
My tummy sticks out more than my dickie do
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Post by boundforgloryhole on Apr 3, 2023 15:17:34 GMT -5
Pat Taylor Greene (he takes her last names) i believe Green is her husband's |
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Porch Honky
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Post by Porch Honky on Apr 3, 2023 15:23:08 GMT -5
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AL πβ¨π¦
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365 party boy
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Post by AL πβ¨π¦ on Apr 3, 2023 16:17:33 GMT -5
Has anyone made a sexy anime MTG yet? Just curious.
Edit: canβt find this nor a mtg waifu body pillow low key shocked
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borntodie
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Post by borntodie on Apr 3, 2023 16:22:32 GMT -5
Pat Taylor Greene (he takes her last names) i believe Green is her husband's the cuck move is taking your girlfriend's husband's last name |
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Magnum P.P.
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I bleed cum
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Post by Magnum P.P. on Apr 3, 2023 16:22:48 GMT -5
MTG giving vigorous tugjobs while "Proud to be an American" plays softly in the background
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johnny two cool
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Post by johnny two cool on Apr 3, 2023 16:48:41 GMT -5
I donβt want to think about Pat having sex. Pat on top while MTG is staring at his "hope" chest piece lmaoΒ That tattoo has me so fucked up. A glimpse into patβs psyche I didnβt want to experience. |
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pmagic
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Post by pmagic on Apr 3, 2023 16:58:37 GMT -5
Is shit gonna pop off tomorrow when maga loses itβs mind?
I hope for Jan 6th style losing
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FEMA Sniper
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Post by FEMA Sniper on Apr 3, 2023 17:00:28 GMT -5
Is shit gonna pop off tomorrow when maga loses itβs mind? I hope for Jan 6th style losing No they are mad he turned himself in. |
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Ronaldo Artest
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Post by Ronaldo Artest on Apr 3, 2023 17:13:46 GMT -5
What kinda dome you think MTG gives out? You think she throws it back too?
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FEMA Sniper
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Post by FEMA Sniper on Apr 3, 2023 17:14:48 GMT -5
I bet she's completely vanilla and boring. Y'all love mid ass white girls tho.
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AL πβ¨π¦
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365 party boy
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Post by AL πβ¨π¦ on Apr 3, 2023 17:17:55 GMT -5
I bet every male intern in that office is terrified of the ways sheβs made them cum
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accidentalcharm
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axe
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Post by accidentalcharm on Apr 3, 2023 17:19:46 GMT -5
Dear brain,
Please unread everything you just read.
Sincerely,
Me
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itii
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Post by itii on Apr 3, 2023 17:47:47 GMT -5
Y'all love mid ass white girls tho. Watch yourself |
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Pat
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Post by Pat on Apr 3, 2023 17:48:11 GMT -5
Dear brain, Please unread everything you just read. Sincerely, Me Ooooh baby I like it MAW... |
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Percussionist Foster Grant
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32" inseam??
"My name is Geoff Tate." - Geoff Tate
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Post by Percussionist Foster Grant on Apr 3, 2023 17:48:27 GMT -5
Suzie springy seat orgasm scene from Curb Your Enthusiasm is how I picture MTG cumming.
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concealer
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if nastyy were a gigantic pussy
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Post by concealer on Apr 3, 2023 17:50:17 GMT -5
MTG on a Sybian
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Post by (some berries is ok) on Apr 3, 2023 18:42:49 GMT -5
Potential username alert
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Deleted
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Post by Deleted on Apr 3, 2023 18:49:25 GMT -5
mtg turning into an absolute re.tard on da dick
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Deleted
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Post by Deleted on Apr 3, 2023 18:54:11 GMT -5
gonna need an ar-15 the way she feral on my hog
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RIP RIDE!!!
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durrhurr
Why does every durr need its own hurr?
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Post by RIP RIDE!!! on Apr 3, 2023 19:18:56 GMT -5
Has anyone made a sexy anime MTG yet? Just curious. Edit: canβt find this nor a mtg waifu body pillow low key shocked she'd only exist super-deformed |
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Pat
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Post by Pat on Apr 3, 2023 19:28:11 GMT -5
Has anyone made a sexy anime MTG yet? Just curious. Edit: canβt find this nor a mtg waifu body pillow low key shocked Ummm, anime is gross, not sexy. |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 3, 2023 19:29:40 GMT -5
pat fought the japanese you think heβs jackin off to their cartoons??
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jimmyspudboy
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nice
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Post by jimmyspudboy on Apr 3, 2023 19:34:22 GMT -5
pat fought the japanese you think heβs jackin off to their cartoons?? You ever hear of hate-jerking? |
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itii
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Post by itii on Apr 3, 2023 19:37:06 GMT -5
pat fought the japanese you think heβs jackin off to their cartoons?? Pat fighting in the pacific theater is the new Adam's flat dick |
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