Bussy Drippens
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Post by Bussy Drippens on Feb 26, 2023 13:59:01 GMT -5
The “two n-words” shit has me fucked up still Got to co-opt it into my own joke yesterday. The N key on my laptop stopped working so I said “I can’t even type my favorite word anymore” (wait for groan) “nuclear” TWU u racist piece of shit |
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Post by Rectilian conspiracy on Feb 26, 2023 14:18:24 GMT -5
 🤔 Imagine these guys getting thier bikes taken off of them by the Bandidos Why would they have bikes they ride Donald J Trump |
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Post by killedbyboard on Feb 26, 2023 16:41:58 GMT -5
A real president says "nucular"
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meatballmaniac
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Post by meatballmaniac on Mar 4, 2023 12:18:35 GMT -5
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Percussionist Foster Grant
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Post by Percussionist Foster Grant on Mar 4, 2023 12:34:25 GMT -5
Ohmygod, that's this campaign's "we're gonna build a beautiful wall, and Mexico's gonna pay for it" type promise for morons, isn't it?
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Post by johnny two cool on Mar 4, 2023 12:45:40 GMT -5
notorious crime-infested democrat city Los Angeles already has flying cars
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djilo91
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Post by djilo91 on Mar 4, 2023 12:48:20 GMT -5
Trump is just your buddy who smokes a bunch of dense nuggs of fat buds and comes up with ideas on the spot.
*big hit off a joint* “wouldn’t it be cool if we had flying cars man, and like cities where you could do whatever you want maaaaan”
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Post by Ass Dan on Mar 4, 2023 13:37:08 GMT -5
Does he not remember (of course not) how well building a bunch of massive cities all at once wen't for China. I kinda want to see him elected just to watch a bunch of morons die in fiery flying car crashes. |
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Post by jaredfromsubway on Mar 4, 2023 13:57:55 GMT -5
You could just fly over the border with a flying car
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Percussionist Foster Grant
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Post by Percussionist Foster Grant on Mar 4, 2023 14:00:07 GMT -5
You could just fly over the border with a flying car  |
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djilo91
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Post by djilo91 on Mar 4, 2023 14:08:11 GMT -5
Guys in lifted flying trucks getting hammered off budweiser and flying into buildings should be fun
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Post by Reasonablepizza518 on Mar 4, 2023 14:28:24 GMT -5
I mean, that does sound fun.
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Post by giorgio merauder on Mar 4, 2023 14:31:15 GMT -5
Imagine these guys getting thier bikes taken off of them by the Bandidos Why would they have bikes they ride Donald J Trump mom said it's my turn to ride the don |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 9, 2023 8:51:39 GMT -5
howling
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Percussionist Foster Grant
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Post by Percussionist Foster Grant on Mar 9, 2023 9:06:09 GMT -5
“Carlson “passionately” hates Trump: In a number of private text messages, Carlson was harshly critical of Trump. In one November 2020 exchange, Carlson said Trump’s decision to snub Joe Biden’s inauguration was “so destructive.” Carlson added that Trump’s post-election behavior was “disgusting” and that he was “trying to look away.” In another text message conversation, two days before the January 6 attack, Carlson said, “We are very, very close to being able to ignore Trump most nights. I truly can’t wait.” Carlson added of Trump, “I hate him passionately.” The Fox host said of the Trump presidency, “That’s the last four years. We’re all pretending we’ve got a lot to show for it, because admitting what a disaster it’s been is too tough to digest. But come on. There isn’t really an upside to Trump.”
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theboobox
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Post by theboobox on Mar 14, 2023 10:36:55 GMT -5
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Percussionist Foster Grant
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Post by Percussionist Foster Grant on Mar 14, 2023 11:33:07 GMT -5
Trump definitely sounding noticeably slower/mushmouthed on these recent campaign appearances. More than unusual, I mean.
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Post by Ted Mujint on Mar 14, 2023 11:37:12 GMT -5
they definitely had him yak'd outta his gourd during the debates - you can't watch this clip and argue otherwise
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Percussionist Foster Grant
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Post by Percussionist Foster Grant on Mar 14, 2023 11:39:30 GMT -5
Yeah, something's definitely different with his energy. They must've finally weened him off the Sudafed.
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theboobox
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Post by theboobox on Mar 14, 2023 11:44:41 GMT -5
Have him pop an adderall on stage
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Post by Deleted on Mar 14, 2023 12:23:16 GMT -5
I get the sniff nervous tic sometimes. I understand what he's going through up there
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Post by Frederik on Mar 16, 2023 7:07:41 GMT -5
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Post by first two mins of Stranglehold on Mar 16, 2023 7:18:27 GMT -5
I love that this is a news item |
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theboobox
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Post by theboobox on Mar 16, 2023 7:26:58 GMT -5
Love how he has a committee for these names lol
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Post by andross on Mar 16, 2023 8:36:15 GMT -5
That would be such a sick job to have
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Percussionist Foster Grant
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Post by Percussionist Foster Grant on Mar 16, 2023 10:39:10 GMT -5
“Remember this – If it weren’t for me, Ron DeSanctimonious would right now be working probably at a law firm, or maybe a Pizza Hut, I don’t know,” Mr Trump said, according to Politico.
How many Pizza Hut employees in flyover states will still vote for this guy?
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Post by Pat on Mar 16, 2023 10:57:22 GMT -5
“Remember this – If it weren’t for me, Ron DeSanctimonious would right now be working probably at a law firm, or maybe a Pizza Hut, I don’t know,” Mr Trump said, according to Politico. How many Pizza Hut employees in flyover states will still vote for this guy?
you're looking at this all wrong, because they actually believe that they too could be blessed by orange man and get out of their stuffed crust gig.
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Post by gmaneb on Mar 16, 2023 13:07:07 GMT -5
“Could I get a slice of Meatball Ron DeSantis pizza?”
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Percussionist Foster Grant
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Post by Percussionist Foster Grant on Mar 16, 2023 13:59:06 GMT -5
Yeah, Ron should definitely lean into it. Do a public event at Pizza Hut where he cuts and gives out slices or some shit. I'm not sure why more people haven't taken that strategy with Trump, just take the wind out of all his bullshit sails until he has to FINALLY attack somebody on policy (which he'll almost never do, because he knows he doesn't understand it).
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Post by theboobox on Mar 16, 2023 14:16:17 GMT -5
its either that or reveal how much of a coward you are because you care about your legacy (Ted Cruz cold calling his people to vote for Trump, Lindsay Grahamn agreeing with everything under the fear of being outed as gay etc)
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