coconut al
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Post by coconut al on Dec 11, 2023 8:46:39 GMT -5
The funniest public figure of all time can't wait for the history books to recall his presidency. Funny online, roasted his competition on national tv and won, gave us free money, had to go because people loved him too much and wanted to become his private army.
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Post by Reasonablepizza518 on Dec 11, 2023 10:30:36 GMT -5
He's a narcissist who had shamelessly crafted his public personal for decades, then comes the internet and social media and he has a platform the scale of which the world has never seen.
His whole deal is being pretentious and unassailable and he's an unrivaled master at both.
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pretzelbites
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Post by pretzelbites on Dec 12, 2023 13:45:02 GMT -5
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Deleted
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Post by Deleted on Dec 12, 2023 15:31:08 GMT -5
Hahahaha yes
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theboobox
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Post by theboobox on Dec 12, 2023 15:43:09 GMT -5
Great suit believe me a really great suit
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Percussionist Foster Grant
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Post by Percussionist Foster Grant on Dec 12, 2023 17:05:02 GMT -5
lol so he's KingCobraJFS selling pieces of his cummed on carpet. That's where we're at with the grift now.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 12, 2023 17:07:29 GMT -5
cobra rules your life boy
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theboobox
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Post by theboobox on Dec 12, 2023 17:23:58 GMT -5
We need Cobra as his secretary of state
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Post by Reasonablepizza518 on Dec 12, 2023 17:49:52 GMT -5
Fuck I've gotta get a credit card with a $5,000 limit.
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throwdemgunz
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Post by throwdemgunz on Dec 12, 2023 20:05:20 GMT -5
The investment opportunity of a lifetime!
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tandoori jones
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Post by tandoori jones on Dec 12, 2023 20:18:24 GMT -5
i just imagine some poor honky in a trailer park in the south pawning all his wife’s and kids stuff to buy more trump trash
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jefe
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Post by jefe on Dec 12, 2023 20:22:08 GMT -5
remember those NFL cards that had pieces of the jersey
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Percussionist Foster Grant
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Post by Percussionist Foster Grant on Dec 12, 2023 20:22:54 GMT -5
Gonna look nice in a frame on grandmama's wall in Missouri along with the commemorative Gone With The Wind plates.
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SUN HIT FACE
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Post by SUN HIT FACE on Dec 12, 2023 20:52:07 GMT -5
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ITID
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Post by ITID on Dec 12, 2023 20:59:00 GMT -5
really wondering how the final count came to 48. Like they tryna squeeze out an extra couple bux past 45 but not going so high as one for each state(and puerto rico)?
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Hungry Like The Wolf
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Post by Hungry Like The Wolf on Dec 12, 2023 21:44:19 GMT -5
My guess is 47 for 47th president.
When we say that it just means that cycle unless it was two terms if trump won would that still just be 45?
This shit might short circuit the computers
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antipasto
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Post by antipasto on Dec 12, 2023 21:55:34 GMT -5
He’s trying to be the next Groper Cleveland
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Percussionist Foster Grant
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Post by Percussionist Foster Grant on Dec 12, 2023 21:56:48 GMT -5
My guess is 47 for 47th president. When we say that it just means that cycle unless it was two terms if trump won would that still just be 45? This shit might short circuit the computers This is what I don't get... I thought Qanon told us Trump's still technically the shadow president? How can he run in 2024?
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Post by fishtalk i like (the) Sundays on Dec 13, 2023 9:48:46 GMT -5
The storm is coming.
⛈️ ☔️
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theboobox
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Post by theboobox on Dec 13, 2023 10:06:31 GMT -5
JFK Jr is cumming
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pretzelbites
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Post by pretzelbites on Dec 13, 2023 10:28:15 GMT -5
since he's still the legitimate president, I think when he wins next year it technically will just be the third term of 45
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Porch Honky
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Post by Porch Honky on Dec 13, 2023 12:24:32 GMT -5
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tandoori jones
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Post by tandoori jones on Dec 15, 2023 18:36:34 GMT -5
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anointed
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Post by anointed on Dec 15, 2023 18:46:01 GMT -5
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djilo91
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Post by djilo91 on Dec 15, 2023 19:26:09 GMT -5
He’s the greatest stand up comic of our generation
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jimmyspudboy
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Post by jimmyspudboy on Dec 15, 2023 19:31:46 GMT -5
Fuck the presidency, just let him tell jokes at the pulpit.
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Post by Reasonablepizza518 on Dec 15, 2023 20:25:50 GMT -5
He continues to pump out some of the most absurd and fascinating content ever produced.
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Popcorn Sutton
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Post by Popcorn Sutton on Dec 15, 2023 20:35:24 GMT -5
When life gives you lemons, Joe Biden kills you with them.
Should be his 2024 campaign slogan
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Percussionist Foster Grant
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Post by Percussionist Foster Grant on Dec 15, 2023 20:37:30 GMT -5
lol those pics are fake. Damn, fooled me.
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meatballmaniac
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Post by meatballmaniac on Dec 16, 2023 9:54:01 GMT -5
It doesn’t even matter if they’re fake—they’re ecstatically true.
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