presinald trunt
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Post by presinald trunt on Nov 18, 2022 19:42:01 GMT -5
I hadn’t drank regular milk in probably 8 years before I had a kid. Now that we have milk in the house I like to take a lil sip from the carton any time I wake up in the middle of the night feeling thirsty. Delicious. I do this too. Skim milk is the shit. |
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Post by fuzzyslippers on Nov 18, 2022 20:19:48 GMT -5
I'll drink chocolate milk on the rare occasion but I never drink milk on it's own. Also avoid putting it in coffee.
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MMST3K
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Post by MMST3K on Nov 18, 2022 20:21:42 GMT -5
I stand by the fact that drinking milk is FUCKIN weird 1 it tastes bad 2 no other mammals continue to drink milk after being a baby 3 it’s not as nutritious for you as big milk would have you believe!!! 1. That's subjective 2. So what? 3. Yeah but so what? |
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meatballmaniac
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Post by meatballmaniac on Nov 18, 2022 20:41:05 GMT -5
It’s not as nutritious for you as big milk. I love big milk.
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Post by Ⓝ𝒶𝓇匚𝐊ηĮ𝐟ᗴᖇ on Nov 18, 2022 21:41:32 GMT -5
i grew up drinking milk with every dinner and coincidentally every single one of my bones is undefeated and i am both big and strong. cow milk good.
I am in the upper 96% percentile for bone density and my pediatrician said it is likely I will never break a bone. Which—given that I misread the room and jumped straight in a concrete wall back in 2016 and only bruised my clavicle—seems to be true. I drank milk constantly as a kid and almost no soda. And look at me now! |
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MMST3K
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Post by MMST3K on Nov 18, 2022 21:54:47 GMT -5
i grew up drinking milk with every dinner and coincidentally every single one of my bones is undefeated and i am both big and strong. cow milk good.
I am in the upper 96% percentile for bone density and my pediatrician said it is likely I will never break a bone. Which—given that I misread the room and jumped straight in a concrete wall back in 2016 and only bruised my clavicle—seems to be true. I drank milk constantly as a kid and almost no soda. And look at me now! Ready to test that theory?  |
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hormel chavez
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Post by hormel chavez on Nov 18, 2022 22:12:33 GMT -5
i grew up drinking milk with every dinner and coincidentally every single one of my bones is undefeated and i am both big and strong. cow milk good.
I am in the upper 96% percentile for bone density and my pediatrician said it is likely I will never break a bone. Which—given that I misread the room and jumped straight in a concrete wall back in 2016 and only bruised my clavicle—seems to be true. I drank milk constantly as a kid and almost no soda. And look at me now! must be why mms wants to milk you dry |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 18, 2022 22:16:26 GMT -5
why cow's milk? why not mouse's milk? or cockroach milk?
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MMST3K
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Post by MMST3K on Nov 18, 2022 22:17:47 GMT -5
I am in the upper 96% percentile for bone density and my pediatrician said it is likely I will never break a bone. Which—given that I misread the room and jumped straight in a concrete wall back in 2016 and only bruised my clavicle—seems to be true. I drank milk constantly as a kid and almost no soda. And look at me now! must be why mms wants to milk you dry  |
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meatballmaniac
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Post by meatballmaniac on Nov 18, 2022 22:22:38 GMT -5
Lol cockroach milk sean you got me chucklin
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Post by stephanie on Nov 18, 2022 22:24:49 GMT -5
some of y'all mfers i swear to god
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Post by Tstigz on Nov 18, 2022 22:28:05 GMT -5
I would drink the milk of any animal or nut. Squirrel milk or pistachio milk I don’t care gimme some Oreos to dunk. Original not double stuffed! The ratio of cookie to icing is out of wack
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Post by Deleted on Nov 18, 2022 22:31:01 GMT -5
pee milk
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Post by Tstigz on Nov 18, 2022 22:33:39 GMT -5
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Post by meatballmaniac on Nov 18, 2022 22:34:32 GMT -5
I’m feeling so unhinged right now.
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Post by accidentalcharm on Nov 18, 2022 23:22:54 GMT -5
I’m feeling pretty hinged
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Post by devion tart on Nov 19, 2022 0:41:19 GMT -5
My friends 2 yo had a bad reaction to pea milk. Pea milk? Never heard of it. They said it could cause the throat to close up. I drank the rest of that pea milk to secure the future of that toddler and to roll the dice in the game of life
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Post by DNF RIDE!!! (NEW) on Nov 19, 2022 3:20:42 GMT -5
yet it still had to be dumbed down for you guys fuck you’re a euro? Makes sense now. And you can’t dumb down a hard-rocker language. nah, i'm canadian which makes me impervious to your insults |
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Post by borntodie on Nov 19, 2022 10:37:29 GMT -5
one of the more recent travesties is that finding soy milk is becoming impossible because people moved on to oat/nut milks
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Post by ITID on Nov 19, 2022 15:15:02 GMT -5
The smell of coffee loosened my bowels but I didn’t want to stop making the coffee so I shit myself instead and I just finished cleaning up |
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Post by concealer on Nov 19, 2022 15:34:28 GMT -5
why cow's milk? why not mouse's milk? or cockroach milk? Cock milk |
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Post by xpatx on Nov 19, 2022 15:46:58 GMT -5
People that get thick cut deli/lunch meat. Unless it’s like a leftover turkey/roast beef/ham, keep that shit thin if it’s going on a sandwich.
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Post by ITID on Nov 19, 2022 15:52:16 GMT -5
People that get thick cut deli/lunch meat. Unless it’s like a leftover turkey/roast beef/ham, keep that shit thin if it’s going on a sandwich. The local dive bar serves a ribeye sandwich after steak night. It's literally just a ribeye between slices of bread. I laugh at it a couple times a month |
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Post by patdog on Nov 19, 2022 16:00:25 GMT -5
Today I said the phrase “you’re never too old to be a child soldier” and was met with looks of horror. I guess being unhinged truly is subjective?
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Post by xpatx on Nov 19, 2022 16:15:24 GMT -5
People that get thick cut deli/lunch meat. Unless it’s like a leftover turkey/roast beef/ham, keep that shit thin if it’s going on a sandwich. The local dive bar serves a ribeye sandwich after steak night. It's literally just a ribeye between slices of bread. I laugh at it a couple times a month I’d still eat it but once you have to introduce a fork and knife it’s no longer a sandwich. |
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Post by MMST3K on Nov 19, 2022 17:30:43 GMT -5
Today I said the phrase “you’re never too old to be a child soldier” and was met with looks of horror. I guess being unhinged truly is subjective? Damn fine oxymoron you got there. |
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Post by concealer on Nov 20, 2022 0:02:07 GMT -5
   If I am writing juvenile shit like this when I am 60, shoot me Unhinged lyrics |
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Post by TheCauldronGlow on Nov 20, 2022 1:21:10 GMT -5
im watching about racists in metal, but get a load of the haircut @ 3:29 i mean that's pretty unhinged to just rock that mfer.
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Post by ☭ Bob Loblaw ☭ on Nov 24, 2022 1:34:53 GMT -5
Vice doing a piece on sketchy black metal just writes itself
That haircut was def the worst/best part
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Post by burp on Nov 24, 2022 2:49:33 GMT -5
man, if we gotta choose between NSBM and Haircut over there, I dunno guys, I'm having a hard time here.
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