Absolutely unhinged behaviour

[Percussionist Foster Grant]

Nov 8, 2022 21:47:35 GMT -5 landoftalk said:

I LIKE TALKIN TO CUSTOMERS AT CASH ITS BORING OK I NEED SOME CONVO TO KEEP THE DAY MOVIN

Usually tho it’s just me being like “oh hell yah this is a cute top good pick def gonna buy this later”

This is totally acceptable. I’m talking more like, “bro c’mon, I don’t wanna know my food makes you hungry.”

[itii]

Nov 8, 2022 21:46:22 GMT -5 Tstigz said:

When you’re the only person in an aisle at the grocery store and some boomer wheels up and stops their cart mere inches from where you’re standing to look at something on the shelf right next to you. This makes my skin fucking crawl. Just wait five fucking seconds until I get my box of Triscuit Thin Crisps Original off the shelf, FFS.

I may or may not have physically threatened someone that did this during lockdown. Absolute psycho behavior

[BIL Security Team Alpha]

Nov 8, 2022 21:46:22 GMT -5 Tstigz said:

When you’re the only person in an aisle at the grocery store and some boomer wheels up and stops their cart mere inches from where you’re standing to look at something on the shelf right next to you. This makes my skin fucking crawl. Just wait five fucking seconds until I get my box of Triscuit Thin Crisps Original off the shelf, FFS.

But also, the people who are still standing in the same spot in the aisle I need to be after I’ve already attempted three passes.

[landoftalk]

Messaging sellers “where’s my item” ten minutes after they ordered it

[johnny two cool]

Not hitting the ground running after completing college and deciding it would be a good idea to help run several thousand dollars worth of cocaine for your friend who is going to jail for some combination of cocaine, meth, and/or heroin possession with intent to sell when your roommate is the one who knows a lot more people and roommate doesn’t really have friends with enough money to move that weight in any inconceivable way so instead you go on a cocaine and xanax bender and call your roommate’s friend who you banged a few times the hard-r in a bizarre slurred voicemail and also yell hard-Rs in the largely black neighborhood you live in and destroy a dresser on the front lawn and threaten to fight your roommate and then also lose your phone and ask roommate for roommate’s phone number but she is not interested in speaking with you because you called her the n-word. Which makes things worse, so you basically destroy the rental property shortly thereafter and end up bleeding everywhere and smearing tobacco spit all over the place so your roommate has to drive to tell your landlord, who is also one of your best friend’s dad.

[Percussionist Foster Grant]

There was a party in my neighborhood less than a month after I moved in recently. Some kid parked in my driveway.

Talk to ME about unhinged behavior.

[Percussionist Foster Grant]

Nov 8, 2022 21:49:54 GMT -5 BIL Security Team Alpha said:

Nov 8, 2022 21:46:22 GMT -5 Tstigz said:

When you’re the only person in an aisle at the grocery store and some boomer wheels up and stops their cart mere inches from where you’re standing to look at something on the shelf right next to you. This makes my skin fucking crawl. Just wait five fucking seconds until I get my box of Triscuit Thin Crisps Original off the shelf, FFS.

But also, the people who are still standing in the same spot in the aisle I need to be after I’ve already attempted three passes.

This should be automatic grounds for shoulder checking.

[anointed]

Nov 8, 2022 21:51:50 GMT -5 johnny two cool said:

Not hitting the ground running after completing college and deciding it would be a good idea to help run several thousand dollars worth of cocaine for your friend who is going to jail for some combination of cocaine, meth, and/or heroin possession with intent to sell when your roommate is the one who knows a lot more people and roommate doesn’t really have friends with enough money to move that weight in any inconceivable way so instead you go on a cocaine and xanax bender and call your roommate’s friend who you banged a few times the hard-r in a bizarre slurred voicemail and also yell hard-Rs in the largely black neighborhood you live in and destroy a dresser on the front lawn and threaten to fight your roommate and then also lose your phone and ask roommate for roommate’s phone number but she is not interested in speaking with you because you called her the n-word. Which makes things worse, so you basically destroy the rental property shortly thereafter and end up bleeding everywhere and smearing tobacco spit all over the place so your roommate has to drive to tell your landlord, who is also one of your best friend’s dad.

she said unhinged behavior not unhinged posting dude

[BIL Security Team Alpha]

Lots of power moves in this thread.

[NUKE THE INTERNET]

Nov 8, 2022 21:51:50 GMT -5 johnny two cool said:

Not hitting the ground running after completing college and deciding it would be a good idea to help run several thousand dollars worth of cocaine for your friend who is going to jail for some combination of cocaine, meth, and/or heroin possession with intent to sell when your roommate is the one who knows a lot more people and roommate doesn’t really have friends with enough money to move that weight in any inconceivable way so instead you go on a cocaine and xanax bender and call your roommate’s friend who you banged a few times the hard-r in a bizarre slurred voicemail and also yell hard-Rs in the largely black neighborhood you live in and destroy a dresser on the front lawn and threaten to fight your roommate and then also lose your phone and ask roommate for roommate’s phone number but she is not interested in speaking with you because you called her the n-word. Which makes things worse, so you basically destroy the rental property shortly thereafter and end up bleeding everywhere and smearing tobacco spit all over the place so your roommate has to drive to tell your landlord, who is also one of your best friend’s dad.

If we're going this route, nearly all of my behavior between 2003 and 2007, although mine involved more sucker-punching roommates and pissing on their things while blacked out and flipping off paramedics, and fewer cocaine benders and racial slurs.

[Percussionist Foster Grant]

Nov 8, 2022 21:55:34 GMT -5 BIL Security Team Alpha said:

Lots of power moves in this thread.

I like the subtle nuance of me getting completely dad dicked by some random college kid.

[Percussionist Foster Grant]

Nov 8, 2022 21:56:30 GMT -5 NUKE THE INTERNET said:

Nov 8, 2022 21:51:50 GMT -5 johnny two cool said:

Not hitting the ground running after completing college and deciding it would be a good idea to help run several thousand dollars worth of cocaine for your friend who is going to jail for some combination of cocaine, meth, and/or heroin possession with intent to sell when your roommate is the one who knows a lot more people and roommate doesn’t really have friends with enough money to move that weight in any inconceivable way so instead you go on a cocaine and xanax bender and call your roommate’s friend who you banged a few times the hard-r in a bizarre slurred voicemail and also yell hard-Rs in the largely black neighborhood you live in and destroy a dresser on the front lawn and threaten to fight your roommate and then also lose your phone and ask roommate for roommate’s phone number but she is not interested in speaking with you because you called her the n-word. Which makes things worse, so you basically destroy the rental property shortly thereafter and end up bleeding everywhere and smearing tobacco spit all over the place so your roommate has to drive to tell your landlord, who is also one of your best friend’s dad.

If we're going this route, nearly all of my behavior between 2003 and 2007, although mine involved more sucker-punching roommates and pissing on their things while blacked out and flipping off paramedics, and fewer cocaine benders and racial slurs.

Damn, this time period was so fucking wild for so many jaded hardcore/hardcore adjacent people. I didn’t personally do any of this shit but was the straight edge dude with the girlfriend who lived in the house with the degenerate hardcore kid friends and bandmates. So many nights of dudes getting coked up on cheap blow then getting drunk, punching out living room windows at 4am and having to be driven to the ER while literally spurting blood. Cops being called, guys cheating on girlfriend in closets, ALL the girls smelled like Love Spell…

[𝖒𝖊𝖔𝖜𝖋𝖚𝖓𝖈𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓]

Nov 8, 2022 21:49:47 GMT -5 Percussionist Foster Grant said:

Nov 8, 2022 21:47:35 GMT -5 landoftalk said:

I LIKE TALKIN TO CUSTOMERS AT CASH ITS BORING OK I NEED SOME CONVO TO KEEP THE DAY MOVIN

Usually tho it’s just me being like “oh hell yah this is a cute top good pick def gonna buy this later”

This is totally acceptable. I’m talking more like, “bro c’mon, I don’t wanna know my food makes you hungry.”

this one woman at target has told me at least four times that her son would love to have my hair color. i don't care!!

[Tstigz]

I bought condoms once and the cashier was like “Oh hell yeah son yous about to get yo dick wet!” It was so uncomfortable and jarring because the cashier was this old white lady haha

[MMST3K]

Nov 8, 2022 21:47:35 GMT -5 landoftalk said:

I LIKE TALKIN TO CUSTOMERS AT CASH ITS BORING OK I NEED SOME CONVO TO KEEP THE DAY MOVIN

Usually tho it’s just me being like “oh hell yah this is a cute top good pick def gonna buy this later”

Try engaging them with the one about how you don't like soup because it's wet that ones a real corker.

[slander]

Leaving a voice message for a missed call just to point out you want me to call you back. Boomer ass sales guy at my work does this every fucking time.

[Deleted]

When people just recreate an already existing instagram reel for likes. Absolutely batshit to me.

[pisswizard]

Walking up to the pedestrian crossing where several people are waiting and pressing the button as if whoever did it before was not as good of a button presser.

[Deleted]

There's these people that hang out in the dining room of my job in business attire, holding meetings/interviews with poor saps that need someone to help them make more money. I don't know, some pansy scheme shit, and these people have the most disgusting personalities ever. Literally just walking up to people minding their own business and striking up creepy insincere convos like "whatcha studying there?" "You like working here?" While just lording over them.

[Sorley Boy]

Nov 8, 2022 21:49:54 GMT -5 BIL Security Team Alpha said:

Nov 8, 2022 21:46:22 GMT -5 Tstigz said:

When you’re the only person in an aisle at the grocery store and some boomer wheels up and stops their cart mere inches from where you’re standing to look at something on the shelf right next to you. This makes my skin fucking crawl. Just wait five fucking seconds until I get my box of Triscuit Thin Crisps Original off the shelf, FFS.

But also, the people who are still standing in the same spot in the aisle I need to be after I’ve already attempted three passes.

Yeah idk, I had to do the hover at TJs today because there was some old man in a scooter blockading the persimmons just staring into space. You've had your chance old timer, keep it moving.

[MMST3K]

Nov 8, 2022 22:20:57 GMT -5 Tstigz said:

I bought condoms once and the cashier was like “Oh hell yeah son yous about to get yo dick wet!” It was so uncomfortable and jarring because the cashier was this old white lady haha

I thought they were supposed to prevent that.

[BIL Security Team Alpha]

Nov 8, 2022 22:31:46 GMT -5 @thecauldronglow said:

There's these people that hang out in the dining room of my job in business attire, holding meetings/interviews with poor saps that need someone to help them make more money. I don't know, some pansy scheme shit, and these people have the most disgusting personalities ever. Literally just walking up to people minding their own business and striking up creepy insincere convos like "whatcha studying there?" "You like working here?" While just lording over them.

Pansy Scheme would be a great fucking queercore band name.

[Tstigz]

Nov 8, 2022 22:50:53 GMT -5 MMST3K said:

Nov 8, 2022 22:20:57 GMT -5 Tstigz said:

I bought condoms once and the cashier was like “Oh hell yeah son yous about to get yo dick wet!” It was so uncomfortable and jarring because the cashier was this old white lady haha

I thought they were supposed to prevent that.

They do prevent flesh to flesh wetness. My dick was very dry in those Lifestyles Snugger Fits. Her comment didn’t make sense

[Tstigz]

Ok I made that story up I’ve never had sex I dunno if your dick is supposed to get dry or wet during sex I dunno I’m sorry guys I’m just trying to be cool

[Tstigz]

I’m sorry everyone I dunno why I always keep talking about wieners when it’s totally unrelated to the topic it’s absolutely unhinged behavior

[Deleted]

You are cool Troy

[refill]

Nov 8, 2022 21:32:03 GMT -5 landoftalk said:

People who eat other peoples lunches at work

Absolute MADNESS. So fucking weird.

There was a teacher I worked with who was adamant that people were eating her $2 Lean Cuisines. Like she would write long ass paragraphs in the staff chat. Then she found out it was a student with severe emotional needs sneaking in the faculty lounge and eating them.

[Cloud chasing the Ben diagram]

Others behavior

Double parking you’re bitch RAM F3500 in the Whole Foods parking lot with punisher stickers

Walking in the middle of the side walk and refusing to move to one side then get offended when you get shoulder checked

Aggressively driving towards a cyclist and then pulling a gun when you’re about to get fucked up


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my behavior


Traveling two hundred miles to see a shitty hardcore band play, eat regional delicacies, punch people in the face and get punched in the face

Spending money on a shirt with a unique little picture on it

Having more than two or three pair of shoes that cost over $150

[SUN HIT FACE]

Some weird germaphobe at work used to always piss in the stalls but didn’t want to touch the flush button. Instead they would press it with their shoe which eventually resulted in them accidentally kicking the whole flush system through the wall.

[crimsonotter]

The people that knowingly hold up the line at the gas station to buy $400 in lottery tix.

Pulling your cart up as close as humanly possible to the person in front of you at the self check out.

Sitting outside and waiting 8hours for the doors to open for a show at a club.