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Post by MMST3K on Nov 13, 2022 20:05:12 GMT -5
I didnβt do that. That was my ex-roommate. Well you wrote it like it was something you did. That's not my fault. |
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Post by floorpunchchalie on Nov 13, 2022 20:10:42 GMT -5
People who live by the motto βlive, laugh, loveβ but then have a total meltdown screaming at minimum wage workers
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Post by Deleted on Nov 13, 2022 20:30:48 GMT -5
Im livin' (livin') im laughin' (laffin') im lovin (luvin')
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Post by MMST3K on Nov 13, 2022 20:33:40 GMT -5
Live, laugh, trudge around like a middle aged leviathan in line for fish and chippies.
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Post by BIL Security Team Alpha on Nov 13, 2022 20:38:21 GMT -5
Getting regular coffee at Starbucks.
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Post by floorpunchchalie on Nov 13, 2022 20:49:30 GMT -5
When someone takes a shit and doesnβt flush the tiolet
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Post by Deleted on Nov 13, 2022 20:51:52 GMT -5
men are wild when theyre shitting when im in the stall you have no idea im in there i was in the bathroom at work the other day and a man ran in there huffing and puffing slams the door shut and jettisons feces right out of his ass
huge splash all up over his own ass
i left my stall and noticed he didnt even lock his grunting, panting, holy shit what is with this |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 13, 2022 20:52:59 GMT -5
I also have no idea how shit gets all over a toilet seat
you know what im talking about, those little brown specks that just show up over time
has never happened when living alone/having my own bathroom
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Post by MMST3K on Nov 13, 2022 20:55:23 GMT -5
When someone takes a shit and doesnβt flush the tiolet  |
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Post by Rectilian conspiracy on Nov 13, 2022 21:01:49 GMT -5
men are wild when theyre shitting when im in the stall you have no idea im in there i was in the bathroom at work the other day and a man ran in there huffing and puffing slams the door shut and jettisons feces right out of his ass
huge splash all up over his own ass
i left my stall and noticed he didnt even lock his grunting, panting, holy shit what is with this Didnβt realize any of my coworkers posted on board |
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Post by floorpunchchalie on Nov 13, 2022 21:07:42 GMT -5
We had a student take a shit in the middle of the hallway one morning. I was walking to my office and saw it a mile away. I felt for the custodian that had to clean it up. The principal got on the loudspeaker and told the HS that they will catch the defecator.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 13, 2022 21:08:25 GMT -5
to catch a defecator
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Post by MMST3K on Nov 13, 2022 21:32:10 GMT -5
We had a student take a shit in the middle of the hallway one morning. I was walking to my office and saw it a mile away. I felt for the custodian that had to clean it up. The principal got on the loudspeaker and told the HS that they will catch the defecator.  |
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Post by losingbattle on Nov 13, 2022 21:35:47 GMT -5
Not wearing deodorant when you need to be wearing deodorant So many young dudes at my work donβt wear deodorant and it blows my mind, how can they not smell themselves? |
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Post by floorpunchchalie on Nov 13, 2022 22:11:22 GMT -5
People who eat other peoples lunches at work Absolute MADNESS. So fucking weird. Who would steal 30 bagged lunches?  |
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Post by landoftalk on Nov 13, 2022 22:45:20 GMT -5
We had a student take a shit in the middle of the hallway one morning. I was walking to my office and saw it a mile away. I felt for the custodian that had to clean it up. The principal got on the loudspeaker and told the HS that they will catch the defecator. THE MAD POOPER |
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Post by floorpunchchalie on Nov 13, 2022 23:04:33 GMT -5
We had a student take a shit in the middle of the hallway one morning. I was walking to my office and saw it a mile away. I felt for the custodian that had to clean it up. The principal got on the loudspeaker and told the HS that they will catch the defecator. THE MAD POOPER I lived a real life Bobβs Burgers episode!! |
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Post by The new Jan Brady on Nov 13, 2022 23:45:31 GMT -5
Bringing your pet in a store and letting it walk around.
One dude used to come into Walgreens with his shit rats just yapping and it drove me nuts. one of them shit on the floor and dude didnt even clean it up
When im sitting down on my break, quietly scrolling my phone and someone comes sits next to me and loudly browses tik tok. JUST. USE. HEADPHONES.
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Post by anointed on Nov 14, 2022 0:05:44 GMT -5
people who walk and use their phone at the same time without ever looking up deserve an uppercut, ryu style. i promise that whatever it is that they're doing on their phone (scrolling endlessly through tiktok) while walking in a public place is not important.
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Post by ππππππππππππ on Nov 14, 2022 0:14:54 GMT -5
actually i'm walking and reading that post so
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Post by MMST3K on Nov 14, 2022 0:37:16 GMT -5
actually i'm walking and reading that post so So you are absolutely unhinged and not just annoying? I just want to make this clear. |
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Post by anointed on Nov 14, 2022 0:45:56 GMT -5
actually i'm walking and reading that post so walk into oncoming traffic |
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Post by The new Jan Brady on Nov 14, 2022 1:29:25 GMT -5
Truly unhinged:
The restrooms at work have codes on them, and we are not allowed to give it out, we have to go enter the code ourselves (that is not the unhinged part, but it is a waste of everyones time)
This lady cut in front of my entire line(deli counter) and said "hey you he she or whatever, open the bathroom " i said "i will when i finish helping my customer" and she screamed "THEN IM GONNA PISS ON YOUR FLOOR" i said maam whatever makes you happy. So eventually i finish with my customer, i go to open the bathroom for her and while im standing there holding the door shes STILL screaminf at me. I just say "guess you didnt have to go that bad" and let the dooe close and wen't on my break. So she had to find another worker to open it for her and i guess she took that time to tell my manager that she "wouldnt want that transmission following her to the bathroom anyway"
Truly unhinged.
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Post by MMST3K on Nov 14, 2022 1:43:54 GMT -5
Truly unhinged: The restrooms at work have codes on them, and we are not allowed to give it out, we have to go enter the code ourselves (that is not the unhinged part, but it is a waste of everyones time) This lady cut in front of my entire line(deli counter) and said "hey you he she or whatever, open the bathroom " i said "i will when i finish helping my customer" and she screamed "THEN IM GONNA PISS ON YOUR FLOOR" i said maam whatever makes you happy. So eventually i finish with my customer, i go to open the bathroom for her and while im standing there holding the door shes STILL screaminf at me. I just say "guess you didnt have to go that bad" and let the dooe close and wen't on my break. So she had to find another worker to open it for her and i guess she took that time to tell my manager that she "wouldnt want that transmission following her to the bathroom anyway" Truly unhinged. Oof I'm truly sorry that sounds like a nightmare. |
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Post by burp on Nov 14, 2022 18:17:50 GMT -5
Where else can I find harvestmoon72 recommending the best tube set and speaker replacements for a 1977 Peavey Classic and then try it out myself and find out heβs totally right because it sounds sick as fuck? I know the rundown of Bob Mouldβs rig in exacting detail because some guy ran sound for them in Cleveland, Ohio thirty-six years ago created an o-count on the third-tier guitar guy forum in 2007. plz tell me u ain't postin on JDBluesville |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 14, 2022 20:36:40 GMT -5
me and my wife's good friend sleeps over a lot, and she doesn't flush her pee. its so fucking weird when i go to piss and lift up the seat just to see her piss with toilet paper floating in it. feels pretty unhinged to me.
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Post by Mr. Dingle Foot on Nov 14, 2022 20:41:26 GMT -5
me and my wife's good friend sleeps over a lot, and she doesn't flush her pee. its so fucking weird when i go to piss and lift up the seat just to see her piss with toilet paper floating in it. feels pretty unhinged to me. if its brown, flush it down. If it's yellow, let it mellow. |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 14, 2022 20:45:27 GMT -5
me and my wife's good friend sleeps over a lot, and she doesn't flush her pee. its so fucking weird when i go to piss and lift up the seat just to see her piss with toilet paper floating in it. feels pretty unhinged to me. if its brown, flush it down. If it's yellow, let it mellow. yeah no, do that weird hippie shit at your own house. no one wants to see your pisss. |
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Post by MMST3K on Nov 14, 2022 20:50:22 GMT -5
if its brown, flush it down. If it's yellow, let it mellow. yeah no, do that weird hippie shit at your own house. no one wants to see your pisss. It's customary to flush if you have guests. At least for me. |
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Post by Rectilian conspiracy on Nov 14, 2022 20:57:10 GMT -5
If itβs yellow, goodbye fellow. If itβs brown, keep it around
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