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Post by duck on Jul 20, 2023 16:27:10 GMT -5
There was free pink popcorn and champagne at the screening I attended yesterday. They also had a shitload of pink balloons and decorations and all of the staff working were extremely hot himbos/thembos wearing huge pink earrings and pastel barbie cutoff shirts. This seems like sensory overload. 150% |
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Post by crookedwizard on Jul 20, 2023 17:48:13 GMT -5
My wife wants to see it and it has an eye-catching color palette, so I'm going and sneaking in vegan pink popcorn. Haters can fellate me. There was free pink popcorn and champagne at the screening I attended yesterday. They also had a shitload of pink balloons and decorations and all of the staff working were extremely hot himbos/thembos wearing huge pink earrings and pastel barbie cutoff shirts. Exactly why I'm doing it- the theater near me isn't participating and the corn isn't vegan (As far as I could tell). t-minus 2 hours until I'm yassified by barbz. |
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Post by Tombo on Jul 20, 2023 19:42:12 GMT -5
 Sean on suicide watch rn |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 20, 2023 19:43:08 GMT -5
Sean on suicide watch rn Holy fuck, that pink luminescence. |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 20, 2023 19:43:36 GMT -5
How many bags of popcorn out of five will you award this film?
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Post by Tombo on Jul 20, 2023 19:48:50 GMT -5
iβm flabbergasted to report that there is in fact a stephen malkmus joke
as well as, specifically to my own personal bewilderment, a marcel proust gag |
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Post by Tombo on Jul 20, 2023 19:49:54 GMT -5
How many bags of popcorn out of five will you award this film? i was able to eat about half a bag of sour skittles, so that shall be my rating |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 20, 2023 19:50:41 GMT -5
mmmm :)
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Post by Ronaldo Artest on Jul 20, 2023 19:52:05 GMT -5
incredibly based thread, sean
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Post by jaredfromsubway on Jul 20, 2023 20:02:03 GMT -5
smh at some of you fools for doubting me, especially considering my vocal disdain for kid's movies on our precious film thread
apologize to queen greta gerwig
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Post by Deleted on Jul 20, 2023 20:05:47 GMT -5
smh at some of your fools for doubting me, especially considering my vocal disdain for kid's movies on our precious film thread apologize to queen greta gerwig the rating was half a bag of skittles! |
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Post by Tombo on Jul 20, 2023 20:06:51 GMT -5
a final note: seanβs rant is contained in full in the film |
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Post by jaredfromsubway on Jul 20, 2023 20:06:52 GMT -5
smh at some of your fools for doubting me, especially considering my vocal disdain for kid's movies on our precious film thread apologize to queen greta gerwig the rating was half a bag of skittles! I personally only eat a half a bag of sour skittles, so that's a good score to me! |
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Post by duck on Jul 21, 2023 0:25:26 GMT -5
smh at some of you fools for doubting me, especially considering my vocal disdain for kid's movies on our precious film thread apologize to queen greta gerwig Iβve been trying to engage people in Barbie discourse for months and all I got was either βyeah, whateverβ or the full βSasha sitting at the table with her friendsβ speech. Even the friends who wen't to the preview with me, every single one of them afterwards said βI just wen't along because you invited me, I didnβt think it would actually be goodβ. |
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Post by duck on Jul 21, 2023 0:26:48 GMT -5
This is what it must feel like for a Jehovas Witness when they finally bring in their first lost souls.
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Post by ππππππππππππ on Jul 21, 2023 1:28:49 GMT -5
barbie rocked
surprised by the overall message of the film being "dudes rock"
why is the chalie thread 17 pages now
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Post by duck on Jul 21, 2023 4:23:13 GMT -5
I think the overall message is "horses rock" and "its exciting to have genitals".
The latter might also be the reason for the length of the Chalie thread.
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Post by Ted Mujint on Jul 21, 2023 6:41:05 GMT -5
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Post by AL πβ¨π¦ on Jul 21, 2023 6:42:36 GMT -5
barbie rocked surprised by the overall message of the film being "dudes rock" why is the chalie thread 17 pages now I like Greta Gerwig and couldn't be happier that Barbie is secretly for da boys |
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Post by duck on Jul 21, 2023 16:53:19 GMT -5
Liked it even more the second time. So many details I missed the first time.
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Post by ππππππππππππ on Jul 21, 2023 17:01:37 GMT -5
what are the second viewing secrets π i wanna know what i might've missed
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Post by MMST3K on Jul 21, 2023 17:05:11 GMT -5
Liked it even more the second time. So many details I missed the first time. We all know why...  |
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Post by Ass Dan on Jul 21, 2023 17:06:04 GMT -5
iβm flabbergasted to report that there is in fact aΒ stephen malkmus joke
as well as, specifically to my own personal bewilderment, aΒ marcel proust gag Weird because Proust is referenced in American Prometheus but I donβt think they referenced him in the movie at all. |
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Post by Ass Dan on Jul 21, 2023 17:06:53 GMT -5
This movie was great by the way. The double feature delivered.
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Post by theywalkedinline on Jul 21, 2023 17:07:27 GMT -5
Is this the qanon movie about child trafficking?
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Post by Rhys on Jul 22, 2023 16:42:12 GMT -5
I canβt believe how good this movie is. I cry at every movie since Iβve had kids but I didnβt expect the bloody Barbie movie to set me off.
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Post by j (in a good way) on Jul 22, 2023 16:46:37 GMT -5
Oppenheimer thread in the middle of page two for the record
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Post by j (in a good way) on Jul 22, 2023 16:50:07 GMT -5
Sean give me my like back
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Post by j (in a good way) on Jul 22, 2023 18:19:17 GMT -5
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Post by hulkswagon on Jul 22, 2023 18:34:15 GMT -5
Barbie movie ruled.
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