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Post by AL πβ¨π¦ on Dec 26, 2023 19:56:51 GMT -5
If I had to guess, our fearless leader is a bratz connoisseur
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Post by jeanxseberg on Dec 26, 2023 20:09:12 GMT -5
It's always Bratz vs Barbie and never about MyScene
This doll line is singlehandedly responsible for making millions of girls think that guys who wear Oakleys and have soul patches are the pinnacle of sex appeal
Plus this song is a fucking banger
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Post by accidentalcharm on Dec 26, 2023 20:11:05 GMT -5
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Post by ππππππππππππ on Dec 26, 2023 20:16:11 GMT -5
barbie is not my preferred doll brand My absolute trash nephew is into them Funko Pops, so for your sake I hope you're not associated with that garbage ass human absolutely not |
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Post by jeanxseberg on Dec 26, 2023 20:23:50 GMT -5
MyScene was Mattel's attempt to rebrand Barbie into a Lower East Side thrift-shopping barista hipster who wen't clubbing every night and had a roster of various failing musician boyfriends. It was glorious. Major influence on my psyche! There was literally a bar playset, they just called it a tiki "lounge" instead, for obvious reasons.  Girls' toys are so much more bizarrely conservative and puritan now. They've been stripped of all imagination and fun aesthetics to appeal to both Buzzfeed pop feminism (liking makeup and clothes is bad for women!) and luddite conservatives (liking makeup and clothes is for liberated whores!) and it's genuinely much worse than what it replaced, because children are now forced to rely on the internet to find any sort of play that is fun and isn't sanitized. These Roblox kids will never know anything other than how to gamble and get scammed online, that's why all the toys in toy aisles now are either slime or blind boxes and other gambling-for-kids type trash. The gambling is the play value! |
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Post by ππππππππππππ on Dec 26, 2023 20:29:51 GMT -5
new my scene dolls just got listed on amazon today actually
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Post by jeanxseberg on Dec 26, 2023 20:35:03 GMT -5
The Bratz remake is alright the clothes aren't as good but I like that they made two of them gay  Horrible outfits but love the lesbian/bi representation |
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Post by jeanxseberg on Dec 26, 2023 20:39:35 GMT -5
They fired all the real homos from these doll design jobs because their designs were "degrading to women" and "too slutty" and now we're all stuck with the most straight design sensibility ever from Mattel or like these Alok Menon ass outfits. It's a dark time.
Just fucking let gay men degrade women they do a better job at it than anyone else.
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Post by Pat on Dec 26, 2023 20:56:25 GMT -5
My absolute trash nephew is into them Funko Pops, so for your sake I hope you're not associated with that garbage ass human absolutely not Sorry if you give those vubes |
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Post by sourtimes after dark π on Dec 26, 2023 20:57:46 GMT -5
Finally watched the Barbie movie, it is so fucking funny to me how triggered it made Ben Shapiro. I thought it was pretty funny and enjoyable, itβs funny how people like Sean think Barbie gives girls unrealistic standards. I definitely think the DUFF demographic of people (thatβs dumb ugly fat friend for all you zoomers, weβre all that to someone) are resentful of people more attractive than they are doing better in life than they are. Iβm certainly guilty of it at times, as Iβm sure most of us are. Iβm not sure what my point is here, I think Iβm coming down with the flu but it was a fun movie.
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Post by sourtimes after dark π on Dec 26, 2023 20:59:21 GMT -5
Sorry if you give those vubes Whatβs a vube? Is that a New England thing like a fish you guys only have in some eighteen syllable lake? |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 26, 2023 21:06:54 GMT -5
Finally watched the Barbie movie, it is so fucking funny to me how triggered it made Ben Shapiro. I thought it was pretty funny and enjoyable, itβs funny how people like Sean think Barbie gives girls unrealistic standards. I definitely think the DUFF demographic of people (thatβs dumb ugly fat friend for all you zoomers, weβre all that to someone) are resentful of people more attractive than they are doing better in life than they are. Iβm certainly guilty of it at times, as Iβm sure most of us are. Iβm not sure what my point is here, I think Iβm coming down with the flu but it was a fun movie. barbie sucks beat that |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 26, 2023 21:07:47 GMT -5
I can get into those bratz dolls tho
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Post by AL πβ¨π¦ on Dec 26, 2023 21:07:58 GMT -5
We tried rewatching this movie now that it's on streaming and it's just not the same without the party that was seeing it in theaters
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Post by jeanxseberg on Dec 26, 2023 21:09:19 GMT -5
Sean's first wrong apinion how tragic. Who knew it would already be the beginning of the end
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Post by AL πβ¨π¦ on Dec 26, 2023 21:09:32 GMT -5
Not necessarily a bad thing though because it's a great time for movies that are fun to go see now that marvel has shit the bed
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Post by jeanxseberg on Dec 26, 2023 21:09:58 GMT -5
Barbie doesn't give girls unrealistic standards. I did actually grow up to be a fashion designer with a small waist and big bolted on tits.
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Post by ππππππππππππ on Dec 26, 2023 21:12:06 GMT -5
If I had to guess, our fearless leader is a bratz connoisseur |
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Post by jeanxseberg on Dec 26, 2023 21:14:21 GMT -5
Not necessarily a bad thing though because it's a great time for movies that are fun to go see now that marvel has shit the bed I would love if any big studio stopped being so fucking cowardly and put out a large-budget movie that wasn't tied to an IP behemoth but I've already given up on all hope, the shareholders will never go for it. I did respect at least the fact that they did build practical effects for the Barbie movie because the CGI-heavy look of all big-budget films now is just awful and is gonna age so badly if it ever goes away, which it probably won't because it's largely a loophole to avoid union pay. |
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Post by AL πβ¨π¦ on Dec 26, 2023 21:17:28 GMT -5
If I had to guess, our fearless leader is a bratz connoisseur Wait just remembered you're on a toy collecting forum. Do bratz dolls have an active secondary market? |
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Post by jeanxseberg on Dec 26, 2023 21:21:01 GMT -5
They absolutely do. It doesn't help that they blew up on TikTok because of "y2k nostalgia" and a lot of those kids are unfamiliar with how the "view sold listings" button on eBay works and just pay whatever the asking price online is, driving up the price for a ton of them.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 26, 2023 21:21:23 GMT -5
After seeing cape fear on tv, my sister and I used to pretend Action Man was trying to kill barbie and ken, it got to the point where we were drawing tattoos on Action Manβs body saying I HATE KEN and DIE PIG
We were 8 and 10
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Post by ππππππππππππ on Dec 26, 2023 21:21:48 GMT -5
Wait just remembered you're on a toy collecting forum. Do bratz dolls have an active secondary market? barbie movie blew up the secondary market this year, but i'm not sure about bratz specifically. bratz as a brand has been low priority for mga thanks to the success of tie dye high and lol omg. bratz has mostly been reproductions/re-releases from like 20 years ago, but is coming back more recently |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 26, 2023 21:23:17 GMT -5
Also 80s Action Man with the swively eyes and moveable joints ruled.
When they re released him he was essentially a barbie
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Post by Deleted on Dec 26, 2023 21:27:41 GMT -5
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Post by jeanxseberg on Dec 26, 2023 21:31:20 GMT -5
Barbie haters are dumb and wrong because some of the most legendary costume designers in history were also full-time designers for Barbie. There is no Bob Mackie-level designer that made costumes for any other fashion doll line, save maybe the Integrity doll line that had a lot of them desighned by Jason Wu. I'm really partial to the ones with the vintage-style face sculpts, I'm just so drawn to the vintage glamour they all have but I'm not at a point in my life where I want to be collecting random crap anymore, let alone crap that will probably scare some maidens so I just admire from a distance. |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 26, 2023 21:31:45 GMT -5
Facts
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Post by Deleted on Dec 26, 2023 21:53:45 GMT -5
Kate McKinnon could 100% get this little dicky dog
I donβt know why Iβm like this for very obviously gay chicks
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Post by crobssssss on Dec 27, 2023 0:50:21 GMT -5
Would kill to for a chance to play in Barbieβs closet. Granted the clothes are crobsss sized.
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Post by Rhys on Dec 27, 2023 2:14:08 GMT -5
Wasnβt expecting my 2023 to end with me thinking βIβd fuck that lingerie Barbieβ.
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