jaredfromsubway
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Post by jaredfromsubway on Jul 19, 2023 16:15:10 GMT -5
it's waaaaaay more adult then lame ass shrek are they fucking on screen what’s going on it’s toys the final moment of the movie is Barbie seeing a gynecologist so she can finally have genitals...the movie is full of not vague jokes about her not having genitals
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Tombo
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Post by Tombo on Jul 19, 2023 16:15:35 GMT -5
they said this about shrek too. The “thing” that wen't over people’s head? The joke about the word ass where they don’t actually say the word ass it's waaaaaay more adult then lame ass shrek someone really had their mind blown by the margot robbie feet shot
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Post by Deleted on Jul 19, 2023 16:15:45 GMT -5
Confirmed pedo movie
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Post by vague form on Jul 19, 2023 16:25:36 GMT -5
Barbie movie is just an aperitif for the film event of the summer: The Sound of Freedom
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Post by SUN HIT FACE on Jul 19, 2023 16:34:03 GMT -5
if @whatifseanwasoneofus was really Duckbutter 2 (he’s not) the thread titled should have been:
Barbie (real name Margot) dies at the end of her new movie (spoiler alert)
Then the first post should’ve been along the lines of:
I was shocked to see Barbie killed at the hands of her new boyfriend (Rylo) Ken, anyone else catch this flick?
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stiffbreeze
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Post by stiffbreeze on Jul 19, 2023 16:44:48 GMT -5
The Shrek pinball machine is a very good one despite being a reskin of the Family Guy machine. Shrek as a movie is *fine*, and if it wasn’t for that movie we wouldn’t have that clip of the dude from Smash Mouth drunkenly saying “I’ll fucking kill you” at a county fair or whatever
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keepitreal
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Post by keepitreal on Jul 19, 2023 16:48:31 GMT -5
this shit better gross a billion.
i bought mattel stocks.
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duck
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Post by duck on Jul 19, 2023 16:53:33 GMT -5
they said this about shrek too. The “thing” that wen't over people’s head? The joke about the word ass where they don’t actually say the word ass it's waaaaaay more adult then lame ass shrek Contemplating going to an afternoon screening for my third watch because I’d like to see a theater full of extremely confused kids.
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MMST3K
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Post by MMST3K on Jul 19, 2023 16:54:34 GMT -5
It's not a kid's movie, surprisingly. Family friendly version got test screened and too much of it flew over the head of children, so they ended up sticking with the PG-13 version. they said this about shrek too. The “thing” that wen't over people’s head? The joke about the word ass where they don’t actually say the word ass So you are saying that I shouldn't have seen Night Hawks when I was 8?
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Post by j (in a good way) on Jul 19, 2023 17:21:43 GMT -5
Private screening at The Clubhouse with Tstigz and Meatball when?
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theonefreeman
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Post by theonefreeman on Jul 19, 2023 17:35:45 GMT -5
Just checked and it’s actually playing at the drive-in here starting tomorrow. Double feature with Insidious Red Door (?) Tickets are $10 That's a low key pretty good deal. Add a 40oz, some dense nuggs of fat buds, and a burger... You got yourself an afternoon Love sneaking a burger into a movie.
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Post by jermojames on Jul 19, 2023 17:45:20 GMT -5
theres a line in the sand between oppenheimer and barbie
doesnt take a nazi scientist to figure out which side smells better
LETS GO GIRLS
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MMST3K
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Post by MMST3K on Jul 19, 2023 18:25:27 GMT -5
Private screening at The Clubhouse with Tstigz and Meatball when? Can we at least watch Night Hawks after?
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Post by crookedwizard on Jul 19, 2023 18:54:09 GMT -5
My wife wants to see it and it has an eye-catching color palette, so I'm going and sneaking in vegan pink popcorn. Haters can fellate me.
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Post by Ass Dan on Jul 19, 2023 19:06:32 GMT -5
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jaredfromsubway
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Post by jaredfromsubway on Jul 19, 2023 19:08:22 GMT -5
Can't wait for the Cuties level meltdown from right wing YouTube
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Post by Deleted on Jul 19, 2023 21:18:22 GMT -5
Margot Robbie is shorter than I thought
Which makes me interested now
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Post by j (in a good way) on Jul 19, 2023 21:26:09 GMT -5
Private screening at The Clubhouse with Tstigz and Meatball when? Can we at least watch Night Hawks after? I can't speak for the fellas but I can't imagine they'd say no bud 👍
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Post by duck on Jul 20, 2023 12:03:37 GMT -5
My wife wants to see it and it has an eye-catching color palette, so I'm going and sneaking in vegan pink popcorn. Haters can fellate me. There was free pink popcorn and champagne at the screening I attended yesterday. They also had a shitload of pink balloons and decorations and all of the staff working were extremely hot himbos/thembos wearing huge pink earrings and pastel barbie cutoff shirts.
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duck
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Post by duck on Jul 20, 2023 12:52:31 GMT -5
Full disclosure I was not paid to promote Barbie (the greatest movie cinema has seen in a long time) but I did win this pair of Barbie socks + voucher for even more pink popcorn in a raffle last night.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 20, 2023 12:57:24 GMT -5
It's not a kid's movie, surprisingly. Family friendly version got test screened and too much of it flew over the head of children, so they ended up sticking with the PG-13 version. Sounds very like something Jared From Subway would say...
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andrewwhatever69
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Post by andrewwhatever69 on Jul 20, 2023 13:11:01 GMT -5
I’m seeing that shit at 630
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Post by Porch Honky on Jul 20, 2023 13:12:46 GMT -5
It's not a kid's movie, surprisingly. Family friendly version got test screened and too much of it flew over the head of children, so they ended up sticking with the PG-13 version. Sounds very like something Jared From Subway would say... This too Can't wait for the Cuties level meltdown from right wing YouTube
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Post by Cholo Molester on Jul 20, 2023 13:16:17 GMT -5
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Post by 𝖒𝖊𝖔𝖜𝖋𝖚𝖓𝖈𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓 on Jul 20, 2023 13:18:02 GMT -5
no because i'm in the midst of a job search but i did just finish getting a haircut
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Post by 𝖒𝖊𝖔𝖜𝖋𝖚𝖓𝖈𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓 on Jul 20, 2023 13:21:31 GMT -5
i did strip my nail polish tho cuz i didn't think it was appropriate for an event like this
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Post by anointed on Jul 20, 2023 14:12:17 GMT -5
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Post by MMST3K on Jul 20, 2023 16:13:10 GMT -5
My wife wants to see it and it has an eye-catching color palette, so I'm going and sneaking in vegan pink popcorn. Haters can fellate me. There was free pink popcorn and champagne at the screening I attended yesterday. They also had a shitload of pink balloons and decorations and all of the staff working were extremely hot himbos/thembos wearing huge pink earrings and pastel barbie cutoff shirts. This seems like sensory overload.
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Post by j (in a good way) on Jul 20, 2023 16:15:09 GMT -5
Beverly Hills Chihuahua does kick ass for the record
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Post by paulkersey on Jul 20, 2023 16:17:36 GMT -5
Already seen ppl around my neighborhood who are clearly dressed to go see Barbie. three Dominican baddies came out of my neighbor's house dressed to the nines in pink I nearly crashed my car
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