nastyy
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Post by nastyy on Sept 12, 2024 12:26:28 GMT -5
Touching sleeping woman you don’t know with your penis is at least “kinda dumb,” I agree
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bonerinsweatpants
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Post by bonerinsweatpants on Sept 12, 2024 12:30:45 GMT -5
having thought of MEW in a minute. hope she's doing well
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smashedbox
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Post by smashedbox on Sept 12, 2024 12:42:59 GMT -5
iusedtohaveaheart wrote: New Years Eve 2009 I drank way too much at a friend's house party and ended up cuddling with some girl from New York on an ice cold apartment floor. Things got a little frisky and we started making out. Now because I drank too much I had whiskey dick but she reached down there and just started saying "Get hard for me" "Get hard for me". I just remember thinking well this is happening right now. So she finally stops caressing my penis and we cuddled/pass out in each other arms. The next morning, New Years Day, when the alcohol was out of my system I woke up with morningwood. Being kinda dumb, I thought it would be a good idea to poke her butt with my boner. She woke up and look down at my boner and was said "OMG What the fuck". I then told her "Looks like I'm hard for you now" which didn't go over quite well. I was left to sleep with my boner but the good news is I did manage to get a sausage egg mcfuffin that day I just imagine him looking and sounding like Stevie Janowski when he said that to her with absurdly terrible morning breath
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stiffbreeze
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Post by stiffbreeze on Sept 12, 2024 13:12:44 GMT -5
knock knock
who’s there
chalie’s morning wood
chalie’s morning wood who
looks like I’m hard for you NOW
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MMST3K
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Post by MMST3K on Sept 12, 2024 13:15:48 GMT -5
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Perm’d by God
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Post by Perm’d by God on Sept 13, 2024 11:29:09 GMT -5
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coconut al
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Post by coconut al on Sept 13, 2024 11:31:10 GMT -5
Maybe we should all chill out with the "chalie is a monster" riff for a little bit.
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Perm’d by God
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Post by Perm’d by God on Sept 13, 2024 11:38:06 GMT -5
I posted that for chalie's enjoyment.
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MMST3K
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Post by MMST3K on Sept 13, 2024 12:12:59 GMT -5
That was actually very wholesome for a chalz riff.
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coconut al
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Post by coconut al on Sept 13, 2024 13:00:24 GMT -5
I posted that for chalie's enjoyment. I meant in general
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Bussy Drippens
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Post by Bussy Drippens on Sept 13, 2024 18:07:20 GMT -5
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ITID
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Post by ITID on Sept 13, 2024 18:22:16 GMT -5
Maybe we should all chill out with the "chalie is a monster" riff for a little bit. So more women can go missing?
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Osama Vinladen Jiménez López
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Post by Osama Vinladen Jiménez López on Sept 14, 2024 11:46:42 GMT -5
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smashedbox
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Post by smashedbox on Sept 14, 2024 11:56:47 GMT -5
Waterhead
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Perm’d by God
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Post by Perm’d by God on Sept 19, 2024 12:17:19 GMT -5
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floorpunchchalie
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Post by floorpunchchalie on Sept 19, 2024 16:34:21 GMT -5
I would just like to say hello to all the Reddit Hardcore lurkers that view this thread and make threads about me.
I am very real
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Perm’d by God
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Post by Perm’d by God on Sept 19, 2024 16:40:03 GMT -5
narrator: there were no r/hardcore threads about floorpunchchalie
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stiffbreeze
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Post by stiffbreeze on Sept 19, 2024 19:43:09 GMT -5
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