Percussionist Foster Grant
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Post by Percussionist Foster Grant on Jul 21, 2023 15:24:43 GMT -5
You'd be a CRAZY BITCH not to hop aboard this with arms wide open!
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giorgio merauder
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Post by giorgio merauder on Jul 21, 2023 15:26:26 GMT -5
cum on marlins, make us proud
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Post by j (in a good way) on Jul 21, 2023 15:38:35 GMT -5
Real ones have already seen Buckcherry. Seeing them with Skid Row in September
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not Worship
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Post by not Worship on Jul 21, 2023 16:05:55 GMT -5
I DONT KNOW THE STORY SOMEONE TELL IT It was a legendary night! Basically it was our friend’s bachelor party and that whole night just kept unraveling into stuff. I still laugh really hard when the local radio DJ thought Worship (Erik) was a Buckcherry fan, and Erik was like oh yeah man me and my boys love buckcherry, and he came back with ten tickets saying “so guess what guys, I scored tickets to see buckcherry tonight” I'll elaboarte just bc i don't feel like doing work right now at the end of the day: our mutual friends/former b9 advocates were getting married and for the bachelor party the groom wanted to go to a baseball game. that was pretty much the only proposed activity, but (as chalie stated) the night continued to devolve into more and more ignorant shit and i ended up being out til like fuckin dawn blacked out of my mind. tailgated prior to the baseball game and ended up going into the little bar complex they got down by our stadium here. radio station is set up there and they are doing like a concert giveaway for tickets. i go up and ask what it's about and they tell me Buckcherry is about to play the same bar in like 4 hours, so i say "YO im here with a bachelor party yadda yadda yadda my boy is a huge fan this would mean the world to him" so he gives me free tix for our whole crew to go and even a free shirt for the groom. i just randomly walk back to the group after what they assumed was me like going to the bathroom or something and am like "we're coming back here after the game and watching Buckcherry" and everyone is hype and dumbfounded. we go to the game, have a couple two tree beers and hot dogs, game is uneventful and a good time was had by all. after the game ends we go to a sports bar restaurant type deal to get dinner or whatever. i wasnt hungry at all bc wed been drinking and snacking the whole time, but there was one particular menu item on there that stuck out to me right away because it sounded fucking disgusting. i am pulling this directly from the menu: I was like "fuck this gross sandwich, i need to try it". everyone gets regular shit but me basically, cheesesteaks, fries, we got beer towers, whatever. we're served our food and i go to bite my sandwich and bite directly into something and thought i broke my fuckin tooth immediately. no one is really paying attention to me except our one friend who is seated directly next to me and was like "what the hell was that?" i open up this piece of shit sandwich and there is a gigantic metal bolt in it. not just like on top of it and i didnt notice, it is like embedded into the sandwich -- as if they wen't bread, pickle layer, onion layer, bolt layer, shrimp, fries, cheese. i pull it out and throw it on the table for everyone to see and we are all mad confused and im feelin a bit psychotic as i try to wrap my head around how this could happen so when the waitress comes back i wen't "hey i know this is gonna sound fake as hell......but there was a giant industrial sized bold in my sandwich" and she is shocked and doesnt know what to say, goes and gets the manager. Manager comes over and has me explain it to him and hes like aight let me get to the bottom of this. he comes back and tells me he'll comp MY FOOD but not the tables (which i guess made sense sicne there was like 12 people eating and drinking a ton of shit haha) and get me something else and im like thanks but no thanks dude i dont need another metal-infused shrimp cocktail hoagie. editors note: i actually did complain to their HR department about this a few days later and they said they found out that a shelf in the kitchen broke right above that station so the hardware got into like the fuckin onion bin or something, but still couldnt make heads or tails about why an employee would be so oblivious they wouldnt notice it resting on the fuckin bread. general manager told me to come back and he'd take care of me but ive never returned since this happened 7 years ago. after dinner we go back to the bar and get ready for buckcherry. i forget how, but for whatever reason they like put us on the upper deck floor with some kind of like lounge box seat situation so we are overseeing everything from an elevated surface. i go to take a piss before the set starts and in the middle of it the band takes stage and kicks right into Lit Up. i almost zipper my dick in my jeans as i try to put my wiener away as fast as i could and get back to the floor. the set is total buttrock and at that period of time they were promoting their "FUCK" EP so they just had a giant projection that said FUCK behind them. the one guitarist was wearing an absurd hat that made him look like kung lao from mortal kombat (which you can see him wearing in pretty much every current buckcherry music vid). the singer guy is sayin all kinds of perverted shit about fucking and cumming and everyone in their is drunk and losing their minds. i see multiple middle-aged couples like making out and rubbing eachothers gentials through their clothes. i see a man literally fingering his wife from the back behind the bar, which only we can see from the elevated floor we were on. it was pretty awesome, had a great time. afterwards its like 11pm now and we decide we gonna take the boy to a strip club. at this point i forget if chalie actually came at all or came for like 20 mins and then dipped out? (please clarify for me chaz). its a fully nude spot so that means byob. we came with like 60 beers and a bunch of cigars and stuff and were just dudes bein bros. strippers caught wind we were in a bachelor party and talked the group into doing a private show for like $400, so everyone ponied up money and all like 10 of us wen't in to the backroom. the room is just a king sized bed with a bunch of folding chairs around it on both sides. they take the groom and start de-robing him in front of us and then tie him to the bed and beat him with his own belt. then they use a double sided dildo over top of his body while hes still tied up, then one girl sits on his face while the other twerks on his groin. we're all just sitting there watching like a bunch of neanderthal idiots. i might have been in sunglasses at night mode at this point, which is what i do when im mangled, i forget. the end of it the one girl like squirts on the bed and then wipes it up with the grooms shirt and gives it back to him. we leave the private room and stay til it closes. i def had pictures of all this but cannot find them in my google drive at all, hrmmmmmm dont even remember how i got home really, prob drove
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not Worship
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Post by not Worship on Jul 21, 2023 16:06:44 GMT -5
with that said, i told addy before that creed is seriously underselling themselves with this cruise. they could easily do a headlining tour and crush it. not trying to see fuckin three doors buttfucking down and be in the damn bahamas with a bunch of buttrock chuds
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Post by landoftalk on Jul 21, 2023 16:35:15 GMT -5
Lmao holy shit that is an insane story the bolt in the shrimp sandwich is my fave part
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Porch Honky
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Post by Porch Honky on Jul 21, 2023 16:48:57 GMT -5
Tantric sex at the Tantric show.
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Ronaldo Artest
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Post by Ronaldo Artest on Jul 21, 2023 17:51:26 GMT -5
lmaoooooo it still fucks me up. the picture of chalz and worship next to each other has forever been ingrained in my brain
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queserasera
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Post by queserasera on Jul 21, 2023 18:06:08 GMT -5
When I was booking shows at the whisky, I did a few buckcherry shows. The last time I booked them they did crazy bitch three times during the contracted 70 minute set. No one complained
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Ronaldo Artest
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Post by Ronaldo Artest on Jul 21, 2023 18:09:15 GMT -5
buckcherry commented on someone IG post with Righteous Jams lyrics and said they loved early Lockin Out lol
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Porch Honky
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Post by Porch Honky on Jul 21, 2023 18:15:32 GMT -5
Creed hasn't made music in 14 years, and hasn't made anything relevant to the monoculture in 22 years.
That's casino band level. Especially since all the buttrock glam bands are soon meeting the reaper.
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Post by xmilestogox on Jul 21, 2023 18:18:58 GMT -5
Better than the 2023 This Is Hardcore lineup.
Would pit.
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Post by fuzzyslippers on Jul 21, 2023 18:34:48 GMT -5
Drink for every drunk 40 year old on the dancefloor trying to fingerbang their wives while Nine Days is playing “Story of a Girl”
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Ronaldo Artest
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Post by Ronaldo Artest on Jul 21, 2023 19:10:25 GMT -5
Drink for every drunk 40 year old on the dancefloor trying to fingerbang their wives while Nine Days is playing “Story of a Girl” i wish that were me fr fr
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floorpunchchalie
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Post by floorpunchchalie on Jul 21, 2023 19:14:29 GMT -5
buckcherry commented on someone IG post with Righteous Jams lyrics and said they loved early Lockin Out lol Buckcherry covers Minor Threat
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floorpunchchalie
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Post by floorpunchchalie on Jul 21, 2023 19:16:43 GMT -5
I dipped after seeing the Phillies and the buckcherry show, the guys were persistent I come to the strip club establishment but I didn’t end up continuing with them. I imagine they had to be way out till 2 or 3 AM.
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not Worship
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this is the very last thing i have ever read, gootbye
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Post by not Worship on Jul 21, 2023 19:18:27 GMT -5
U missed the squirt
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floorpunchchalie
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Post by floorpunchchalie on Jul 21, 2023 19:20:00 GMT -5
lmaoooooo it still fucks me up. the picture of chalz and worship next to each other has forever been ingrained in my brain I still laugh at my dumbass wearing basketball shorts to a bachelor party, granted it was 95 outside but I wish I knew what chinos were back then.
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floorpunchchalie
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Post by floorpunchchalie on Jul 21, 2023 19:22:55 GMT -5
I never actually heard what happened at the strip club until reading about it now! In my head I thought maybe they took you all to the dungeon and did some bdsm stuff.
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lilpat
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Post by lilpat on Jul 21, 2023 19:28:15 GMT -5
buckcherry commented on someone IG post with Righteous Jams lyrics and said they loved early Lockin Out lol link?
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jefe
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Post by jefe on Jul 21, 2023 19:57:20 GMT -5
'bolt layer' made me lol
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andrewwhatever69
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Post by andrewwhatever69 on Jul 21, 2023 20:09:22 GMT -5
buckcherry commented on someone IG post with Righteous Jams lyrics and said they loved early Lockin Out lol Show me
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lalanointed
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Post by lalanointed on Jul 21, 2023 20:18:16 GMT -5
I would've sued that restaurant for new canines
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giorgio merauder
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Post by giorgio merauder on Jul 21, 2023 20:25:25 GMT -5
I would've sued them for more Buckcherry tickets
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Post by Deleted on Jul 21, 2023 20:26:45 GMT -5
straight up will be there with all tje other crazy bitches
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Ronaldo Artest
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Post by Ronaldo Artest on Jul 21, 2023 20:42:43 GMT -5
nvm it was Hinder not Buckcherry. Same thing, they're both buttrock
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Post by crimsonotter on Jul 21, 2023 20:48:44 GMT -5
Hood creed does a tour.
Scatt stamp is sight to see
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paulkersey
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Post by paulkersey on Jul 21, 2023 21:08:05 GMT -5
Creed hasn't made music in 14 years, and hasn't made anything relevant to the monoculture in 22 years. That's casino band level. Especially since all the buttrock glam bands are soon meeting the reaper. id be inclined to agree with this but Limp Bizkit played an arena tour just last year. I don't know how it sold but it happened. Nothing makes sense anymore, maybe Creed could've pulled it off
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Percussionist Foster Grant
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Post by Percussionist Foster Grant on Jul 21, 2023 21:18:31 GMT -5
Time to revisit this.
And words, man.. WE MADE EM UUUUUUP!!!
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Porch Honky
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Post by Porch Honky on Jul 21, 2023 21:40:48 GMT -5
Creed hasn't made music in 14 years, and hasn't made anything relevant to the monoculture in 22 years. That's casino band level. Especially since all the buttrock glam bands are soon meeting the reaper. id be inclined to agree with this but Limp Bizkit played an arena tour just last year. I don't know how it sold but it happened. Nothing makes sense anymore, maybe Creed could've pulled it off Good point, but LB has had double the albums Creed has in the last 20 years, have a much more definable niche market of fandom, and Durst didn't have a maniac episode in a hotel room. Let's say this: Who's more likely to get not only the younger gen x/older gen y crowd AND the fest/Turnstile/Knocked Loose/Code Orange crowd in 2023?
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