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Post by crimsonotter on Jul 12, 2024 22:52:03 GMT -5
so I'm dogsitting for some friends and they have this intensely good candle that smells like cigarettes and cheap perfume, and I can't stop thinkin bout Mia Goth's hairy pussy. Fuck, I wanna go to a bar and get some fuckin strange lmao Go for it. Some of the Best nights I’ve had have been with some randoms met at a bar |
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MMST3K
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Post by MMST3K on Jul 12, 2024 23:07:00 GMT -5
so I'm dogsitting for some friends and they have this intensely good candle that smells like cigarettes and cheap perfume, and I can't stop thinkin bout Mia Goth's hairy pussy. Fuck, I wanna go to a bar and get some fuckin strange lmao  |
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antipasto
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Post by antipasto on Jul 12, 2024 23:07:52 GMT -5
My gf had to start dressing professional for work (blazer, slacks n tabis) and it is hot as hell!!
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cfloyd3
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Post by cfloyd3 on Jul 12, 2024 23:16:10 GMT -5
I’m on a 3-day trip rn and brought 9 bodysuits and 11 pairs of pants. Wtf is wrong w me. Aint no way that all fit in a carry on with the IPad and whatever else |
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NUKE THE INTERNET
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Post by NUKE THE INTERNET on Jul 12, 2024 23:20:29 GMT -5
My gf had to start dressing professional for work (blazer, slacks n tabis) and it is hot as hell!! I high-key get extremely horned up for women in business wear. Knee-length skirt, sweaters (pullover and cardigan both), high dress boots, blazers... damn. It's not the only look I favor by any means, but I do like it a lot. |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 12, 2024 23:51:53 GMT -5
Spoiler for length and for anyone who doesn't want to read it, but I read fishtalk's erotic romance novels and decided "fuck it" and want to talk about my girlfriend. For reasons, I am unable to see my girlfriend this weekend and I am insanely horny for her. We fucked for three hours on Monday to celebrate our anniversary and she kept her panties on for the whole thing. She squirted/peed all over my cock during sex and left me her panties on the handle of my bathroom (she always does this). They are extremely fragrant and smelling them is not helping with the whole missing her thing. We've known each other for five years, been seeing each other for four and in a serious relationship for three. I can honestly say I have never had better sex with anyone in my life. We have a very healthy bedroom life, we've had multiple FFM threesomes (she's extremely queer and not really into most men), we routinely take sexy pics together and just made some videos for the first time a few weeks ago. The first time I watched her suck my cock through the lens of my phone it was so intensely hot that I almost came immediately. We managed to make almost an hour of video.
We have so many of the same kinks, and the one we really love is kinky wrestling. Both watching women wrestling each other and her wrestling with me. She's also watched me wrestle a few different women we've played with and had threesomes with, but I really want to watch her wrestle with another lady. The takedown/struggling with her is so hot and she always wears a swimsuit when we wrestle and looks like a pro wrestler and I just go crazy for her.
Her big fetish is nylons/tights, so she's always wearing some kind of tights unless it's too hot outside. I've bought her a few pairs and it's always fun to rip them/destroy them when they start to get full of holes.
I've bought her a few toys (last year for our two-year anniversary I got her a Hitachi wand, a violet wand with attachments and a tentacle dildo) and we enjoy watching porn together as part of foreplay. I have under-the-bed restraints and she's very into impact play/being spanked.
Her body is insane. Like, she's all ass and thigh and boob and a soft little belly. When she sits on my face, it's the best feeling in the world. My big tiddy goth bimbo (self-described). She dresses like an 80's metal slut and I'm way into it. Her cozy clothes are all oversized band shirts and wrestling bootlegs.
I'm totally in love with this woman and I am upset that she is currently not in my bed smoking dense nuggs of fat buds and watching lewd things with me.
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Post by oogracie👻 on Jul 12, 2024 23:56:20 GMT -5
I’m on a 3-day trip rn and brought 9 bodysuits and 11 pairs of pants. Wtf is wrong w me. Aint no way that all fit in a carry on with the IPad and whatever else Oh its alllll in there |
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Post by cooltobeyou on Jul 13, 2024 6:47:18 GMT -5
Bodysuits are hot as fuck
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Post by pisswizard on Jul 13, 2024 8:45:43 GMT -5
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Post by jimmyspudboy on Jul 13, 2024 10:16:09 GMT -5
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Post by bennybroll on Jul 13, 2024 21:14:27 GMT -5
She really loves me. Now I sit here bricked up😖  |
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Post by xMOOKAIx on Jul 14, 2024 4:02:25 GMT -5
She really loves me. Now I sit here bricked up😖 you using that emoji makes it look like you are the one give the blozza |
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Post by jeanxseberg on Jul 14, 2024 4:46:09 GMT -5
I know I'm destined to die alone because I'll lose my libido overnight if someone gets too adorable about talking about sex
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Post by Deleted on Jul 14, 2024 5:16:29 GMT -5
so I'm dogsitting for some friends and they have this intensely good candle that smells like cigarettes and cheap perfume, and I can't stop thinkin bout Mia Goth's hairy pussy. Fuck, I wanna go to a bar and get some fuckin strange lmao Hairy pussy-cat but no eyebrows is hilarious like okay upside down lady |
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gregor
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Post by gregor on Jul 14, 2024 5:41:45 GMT -5
So I was talking with the shrink about how I think I lose interest in people quickly - and we landed on me simply having a low libido. When someone is new I’m into but the desire for sex with someone fades quickly. But I still like the person, care for them and want to spend time together. My last couple relationships turn into a sleepover with my bestie after like a month.
I also don’t know what I want from sex. I think sex is an act of service and about making the other person feel good/ orgasm. Which I understand isn’t logically sound nor the healthiest sounding. I guess I “know what I like” but in a larger sense I’ve lost interest in sex and have a mental ceiling thinking about it too much. My therapist asked what I healthy sex life for me looks like and I just sorta shrugged.
there’s some root cause stuff to process and explore but I’m oddly happy it’s my libido and not an inability to form meaningful relationships
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cfloyd3
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Post by cfloyd3 on Jul 14, 2024 7:33:41 GMT -5
Brother that’s called ADHD, nothing is wrong with you.
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Post by oogracie👻 on Jul 14, 2024 9:08:45 GMT -5
Locked up this morning. Seeking salvation.
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Post by Jack Hard on Jul 14, 2024 9:20:58 GMT -5
I love bushes and now I can't thinking about Mia Goth having one. Fuckkkkkk🫠🫠
I'm going to be 39 this year and pretty sure my morning boners are more impressive than when I was in my early 20s. Healthy boners rule.
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Post by Jack Hard on Jul 14, 2024 9:23:57 GMT -5
Locked up this morning. Seeking salvation. This is why choosing the proper safe word is so important! |
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jimmyspudboy
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Post by jimmyspudboy on Jul 14, 2024 9:28:56 GMT -5
😩 waking up in the middle of the night, and then in the morning horned up is killing me.
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Post by Cholo Molester on Jul 14, 2024 9:41:30 GMT -5
I thought I was supposed to get less horny as I got older not more!
Does anyone else feel like your libido kicked into over drive in your 30s?
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Post by Jack Hard on Jul 14, 2024 9:49:49 GMT -5
😩 waking up in the middle of the night, and then in the morning horned up is killing me. Who needs an alarm clock when you can roll over on your alarm....cock |
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Post by cfloyd3 on Jul 14, 2024 10:51:13 GMT -5
Locked up this morning. Seeking salvation. Im picturing you tied up to the anti-masturbation cross |
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Post by oogracie👻 on Jul 14, 2024 11:03:23 GMT -5
Sounds hot
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Post by gregor on Jul 14, 2024 11:06:33 GMT -5
Brother that’s called ADHD, nothing is wrong with you. Currently reading about adhd and sex on Reddit and a lot of people have similar experiences as me |
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Post by Jack Hard on Jul 14, 2024 11:22:39 GMT -5
Not a horny post, but shout out to all the adhd mfers in here. Y'all rule and I love yous <3.
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Post by itii on Jul 14, 2024 14:16:01 GMT -5
Pretty sure spending the entire time at the gym trying to hide a boner that was completely unrelated to the gym is still a parole violation...
Who need a celly?
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Post by escapedfromthevalley on Jul 14, 2024 14:56:52 GMT -5
I thought I was supposed to get less horny as I got older not more! Does anyone else feel like your libido kicked into over drive in your 30s? Here to assure you that it’s still kicking at 50 |
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Post by Ronaldo Artest on Jul 14, 2024 15:04:00 GMT -5
So I was talking with the shrink about how I think I lose interest in people quickly - and we landed on me simply having a low libido. When someone is new I’m into but the desire for sex with someone fades quickly. But I still like the person, care for them and want to spend time together. My last couple relationships turn into a sleepover with my bestie after like a month. I also don’t know what I want from sex. I think sex is an act of service and about making the other person feel good/ orgasm. Which I understand isn’t logically sound nor the healthiest sounding. I guess I “know what I like” but in a larger sense I’ve lost interest in sex and have a mental ceiling thinking about it too much. My therapist asked what I healthy sex life for me looks like and I just sorta shrugged. there’s some root cause stuff to process and explore but I’m oddly happy it’s my libido and not an inability to form meaningful relationships feel this big time. that's how my last relationship was. dated for 2 years and i think the last 8/9 months we had sex maybe 2 times? she'd ask me and i'd be like ehhh not into it. def felt like sleep overs like you described.
i like sex, it's cool. but there's a ton of times where i can straight up not get horny at all. i once didn't even jerk off for like 6 months and it wasn't even something that crossed my mind.
shit, my last ex was the one who brought it up that we haven't had sex in forever and i was like woah didn't know that lol
she's the one who brought up that i may be on the spectrum and have ADHD and i've done a ton of reading on it and it makes so much sense.
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Post by bennybroll on Jul 14, 2024 15:21:09 GMT -5
I thought I was supposed to get less horny as I got older not more! Does anyone else feel like your libido kicked into over drive in your 30s? For me, definitely. I’m ready to go at the drop of a hat. |
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