H0rny Jail v6.9 🥴🔨

[Jack Hard]

Jul 16, 2024 17:03:37 GMT -5 jimmyspudboy said:

*BONKBONKBONK*

This is why I have a face. It's scientific fact.

[lilgnar]

Potential cross over with the relationship thread here. A girl i work with has me absolutely howling at the moon. Just dropped a heart reaction on an Instagram story of her feet at the beach

We had an amazing drunken hook up a few months ago and agreed to keep things professional after. Since then there has been a few close calls at staff parties or nights out. We were drinking until 4am this morning and if i wasn’t so shy we would have wen't back to my place. Do i shoot my shot here and potentially ruin things? I want to eat her ass again and take care of some unfinished business

[jeanxseberg]

Jul 18, 2024 10:21:18 GMT -5 lilgnar said:

Potential cross over with the relationship thread here. A girl i work with has me absolutely howling at the moon. Just dropped a heart reaction on an Instagram story of her feet at the beach

We had an amazing drunken hook up a few months ago and agreed to keep things professional after. Since then there has been a few close calls at staff parties or nights out. We were drinking until 4am this morning and if i wasn’t so shy we would have wen't back to my place. Do i shoot my shot here and potentially ruin things? I want to eat her ass again and take care of some unfinished business

Shoot your shot. If she's sending you signals but making you responsible for keeping it professional you can talk about it first to make sure it's a good idea but like ultimately that's not really your problem, you're not her dad. It would be one thing if it was only you that was interested and she's not but idk people are responsible for what they agree to lol

[Osama Vinladen Jiménez López🎅🎄]

before proceeding, let’s get the expert (chalie) to weigh in

[fishtalk i like (the) Sundays]

We gotta see these feet that we’re talking about.

[fishtalk i like (the) Sundays]

Pretty sure I got sick from eating this woman’s ass the other night, nonstop shitting for 24hrs. If there’s a lesson to be learned from this I don’t wanna hear it though.

[Ronaldo Artest]

Jul 18, 2024 12:09:17 GMT -5 fishtalk i like (the) Sundays said:

Pretty sure I got sick from eating this woman’s ass the other night, nonstop shitting for 24hrs. If there’s a lesson to be learned from this I don’t wanna hear it though.

Worth it tbh

[itii]

Jul 18, 2024 10:21:18 GMT -5 lilgnar said:

Potential cross over with the relationship thread here. A girl i work with has me absolutely howling at the moon. Just dropped a heart reaction on an Instagram story of her feet at the beach

We had an amazing drunken hook up a few months ago and agreed to keep things professional after. Since then there has been a few close calls at staff parties or nights out. We were drinking until 4am this morning and if i wasn’t so shy we would have wen't back to my place. Do i shoot my shot here and potentially ruin things? I want to eat her ass again and take care of some unfinished business

Sounds like you're just getting in your own way

[gregor]

horny at work thought: I’ve had cool sex but I’ve had really cool sexting sessions that were just as satisfying. Is this ADHD again or am I just a pervert?

[cfloyd3]

Sexting rules, especially in the early stages when maybe you’re only seeing each other once a week or less.

[agunrack]

Jul 18, 2024 10:21:18 GMT -5 lilgnar said:

Potential cross over with the relationship thread here. A girl i work with has me absolutely howling at the moon. Just dropped a heart reaction on an Instagram story of her feet at the beach

We had an amazing drunken hook up a few months ago and agreed to keep things professional after. Since then there has been a few close calls at staff parties or nights out. We were drinking until 4am this morning and if i wasn’t so shy we would have wen't back to my place. Do i shoot my shot here and potentially ruin things? I want to eat her ass again and take care of some unfinished business

if you don’t someone else most likely will and it might as well be you

[oatmeal]

Jul 18, 2024 12:09:17 GMT -5 fishtalk i like (the) Sundays said:

Pretty sure I got sick from eating this woman’s ass the other night, nonstop shitting for 24hrs. If there’s a lesson to be learned from this I don’t wanna hear it though.

uhm do straight people not clean up before

[jeanxseberg]

Jul 18, 2024 13:34:35 GMT -5 gregor said:

horny at work thought: I’ve had cool sex but I’ve had really cool sexting sessions that were just as satisfying. Is this ADHD again or am I just a pervert?

Neither; most people are just terrible at sexting and have this attitude that sexting itself must be the problem in a similar way that someone would be bad at head and then think getting head is overrated

[floorpunchchalie]

Jul 16, 2024 13:41:19 GMT -5 bonerinsweatpants said:

I dont frequent bars or breweries as I dont drink but last night was at this brewery and in the bathroom (all gender joints) had a plaque for giving code words to the bartender in case someone needs help from some creep. Sucks it has to come to that but glad more places are being aware and looking out for ladies trying to get out of a bad situation at bars

I wen't to a Modern Baseball show with a lady friend at the time years ago 2016?? and the band put a fan friendly hotline number at their shows where if someone was being a creep you can call the hotline and they would escort you out of the show.

[inheritedhell]

Sexting can be fun. Being bricked up at work and having to be around d people not as fun. The relief once you get home though, top notch.

[kwame]

I'm finally mostly over my last relationship and I wish I had a crush so that I had something to be horny about but

Jul 7, 2024 17:48:59 GMT -5 FEMA Sniper said:

No more mid white girls.

[itii]

Jul 18, 2024 18:04:15 GMT -5 inheritedhell said:

Sexting can be fun. Being bricked up at work and having to be around d people not as fun. The relief once you get home though, top notch.

I'm wrong a lot but: sexting at work is a top 5 interpersonal interaction. Knowing someone wants you to be thinking about banging instead of doing important stuff while surrounded by others and that there's nothing you can do about it is just 🥵

[burp]

I've dated like 3 or 4 teachers

Sexting is awkward

Nurses though, they're fucked. Tail end of a 12 hour shift handling organs. Tell me how ya wanna get filled up.

[Pat]

Jul 18, 2024 18:22:37 GMT -5 itii said:

Jul 18, 2024 18:04:15 GMT -5 inheritedhell said:

Sexting can be fun. Being bricked up at work and having to be around d people not as fun. The relief once you get home though, top notch.

I'm wrong a lot but: sexting at work is a top 5 interpersonal interaction. Knowing someone wants you to be thinking about banging instead of doing important stuff while surrounded by others and that there's nothing you can do about it is just 🥵

Definitely dropped one of those this morning. Ended up with a surprise show on the front porch cam.

[burp]

regret not doing sex w/ this one nurse girl in one of the utility rooms at her work, we talked about it a lot and planned it, like how I'd get in to the building but we were both too paranoid to go through with it and also it was a nursing home and the old people smell would've made it difficult for me lmao.

[Marco Ducatti]

Nut vid w sound

[Deleted]

sexting rocks y'all are wild (bad)

[tandoori jones]

years ago when i was on the dating apps i was talking to this one girl and we wen't on one date then i couldn’t get her to go out again and she was kind of a bitch when id talk to her during the day but almost every single night she’d sext me over snapchat telling me she wanted me to cum inside of her etc then the next day she’d pretend it never happened and go back to being kind of a bitch

it was really odd but i was talking to other girls too so i was just like whatever the sexting rocks

[oogracie👻]

More proof about the evils of snapchat!! 😈

[Pat]

Jul 18, 2024 19:50:41 GMT -5 tandoori jones said:

years ago when i was on the dating apps i was talking to this one girl and we wen't on one date then i couldn’t get her to go out again and she was kind of a bitch when id talk to her during the day but almost every single night she’d sext me over snapchat telling me she wanted me to cum inside of her etc then the next day she’d pretend it never happened and go back to being kind of a bitch

it was really odd but i was talking to other girls too so i was just like whatever the sexting rocks

Bitch thing feels weird, man.

[floorpunchchalie]

Jul 18, 2024 19:50:41 GMT -5 tandoori jones said:

years ago when i was on the dating apps i was talking to this one girl and we wen't on one date then i couldn’t get her to go out again and she was kind of a bitch when id talk to her during the day but almost every single night she’d sext me over snapchat telling me she wanted me to cum inside of her etc then the next day she’d pretend it never happened and go back to being kind of a bitch

it was really odd but i was talking to other girls too so i was just like whatever the sexting rocks

This absolutely tracks for snapchat, I knew men and women who would cheat on their significant others using that app.

Edit: Some people get wine drunk or start drinking and get on these apps and want attention.

[Jack Hard]

Love sexting. Phone sex is fun.

Matched with this lovely nurse in tinder. We text for a few days and they start getting really spicey. She was skillful with words and could match me freak. In the middle of some sexting she asks if I want to have Phone sex, sure, of course. We are getting all freaky, and edging, all the fun shit. She says she's going to squirt, and puts the phone so I could listen. It was so cartoonishly loud, I thought she faked it. Still hot, it's on the phone whatever.

Couple weeks later I go visit her at her place. Everything she said on the phone she would do, she did. Confirmed she was indeed not faking. First time I also fully fisted someone.

We only ever hooked up once because we both got into serious relationships after. She rocked.

She was a nurse.


Tl;dr nurses are freaks, and sexting/phone sex is pretty awesome.

[Marco Ducatti]

Nurses are the biggest whores there are, i have def expressed this elsewhere in this thread

[antipasto]

My mom’s a nurse

[tandoori jones]

Jul 18, 2024 20:19:01 GMT -5 floorpunchchalie said:

Jul 18, 2024 19:50:41 GMT -5 tandoori jones said:

years ago when i was on the dating apps i was talking to this one girl and we wen't on one date then i couldn’t get her to go out again and she was kind of a bitch when id talk to her during the day but almost every single night she’d sext me over snapchat telling me she wanted me to cum inside of her etc then the next day she’d pretend it never happened and go back to being kind of a bitch

it was really odd but i was talking to other girls too so i was just like whatever the sexting rocks

This absolutely tracks for snapchat, I knew men and women who would cheat on their significant others using that app.

Edit: Some people get wine drunk or start drinking and get on these apps and want attention.

she def didn’t have a boyfriend but i do believe another girl who would only ever talk to me through snapchat did