Cholo Molester
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our very own Gideon Yago π
off the duster
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Post by Cholo Molester on Jul 19, 2024 23:48:00 GMT -5
Haven't banged in a week and I don't think it is gonna happen tonight since College Football 25 came out... I'm supposed to be the gamer that ignores things. I don't like this role reversal lol this might be the perfect opportunity to give the ol' bored-and-ignored kink a try
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Post by Thin Lizzy Gulag Graduate on Jul 20, 2024 0:22:25 GMT -5
Personally I like smooth skin which I am grateful that my g/f uses lotion after she drippinis which is a nice feeling. I feel bad for your girl. Keeping legs smooth is a pain in the ass and some prickles never hurt no one
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MMST3K
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re-education camp success story
Antbaby Machete Squad Leader
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Post by MMST3K on Jul 20, 2024 0:39:40 GMT -5
^ Now I'm Horny again.
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lsdouche
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moron
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Post by lsdouche on Jul 20, 2024 0:41:55 GMT -5
I want to do onlyfans again but I got no onlyfans woman to fuck. Linkedin. And I'm not even joking.
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Post by Marco Ducatti on Jul 20, 2024 8:05:19 GMT -5
Dude used his full legal name as his of profile? Nah no way
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theonefreeman
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Post by theonefreeman on Jul 20, 2024 8:27:58 GMT -5
Haven't banged in a week and I don't think it is gonna happen tonight since College Football 25 came out... I'm supposed to be the gamer that ignores things. I don't like this role reversal lol Have you tried getting stuck under a table or in the washing machine somehow?
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cfloyd3
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Sky Lopez gang
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Post by cfloyd3 on Jul 20, 2024 9:13:52 GMT -5
If I had a partner who was too into video games to fuck, I would have dumped their ass ages ago.
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oogracieπ»
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jesse camp's ex
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Post by oogracieπ» on Jul 20, 2024 9:25:27 GMT -5
Despite an effort to rehabilitate, I think the recidivism rates in here gonna be through the roof.
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smashedbox
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Post by smashedbox on Jul 20, 2024 9:33:44 GMT -5
Haven't banged in a week and I don't think it is gonna happen tonight since College Football 25 came out... I'm supposed to be the gamer that ignores things. I don't like this role reversal lol Geaux TIGAS
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jeanxseberg
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whiny white upper class Stalin apologist
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Post by jeanxseberg on Jul 20, 2024 10:02:56 GMT -5
Despite an effort to rehabilitate, I think the recidivism rates in here gonna be through the roof. The media and the fake news keep pushing this, it's sad really, my anti-horny thread is a great success, Iβve been told itβs one of the biggest threads ever made, record numbers, Adam told me heβs never seen a thread so big, the most views and the most replies in 24 hours in the history of BIL
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gregor
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Post by gregor on Jul 20, 2024 10:59:58 GMT -5
I want to do onlyfans again but I got no onlyfans woman to fuck. Feeld app could accommodate this I think? Use it like OF partner LinkedIn
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tandoori jones
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lake dues
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Post by tandoori jones on Jul 20, 2024 14:23:10 GMT -5
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Post by Jon Joseph in a golf cart. on Jul 20, 2024 14:26:20 GMT -5
Mental_Tale_8908 is a straight up bitch
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Ronaldo Artest
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Antifa Supersoldier
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Post by Ronaldo Artest on Jul 20, 2024 14:49:33 GMT -5
redscarepod... makes sense. he doesn't deserve such a wonderful woman.
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sarahohio
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Board's Bottom Bitch
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Post by sarahohio on Jul 20, 2024 19:39:07 GMT -5
Haven't banged in a week and I don't think it is gonna happen tonight since College Football 25 came out... I'm supposed to be the gamer that ignores things. I don't like this role reversal lol Look, you won't see him for a while. This is the first college football game in 11years, you gotta let him have his time with it. He'll come to you when the time is right lol this made me laugh out loud.
all solid advice.
We actually got in a disagreement today for other reasons and he basically was just like, "want to fuck?" to probably shut me up and I took advantage of that shit.
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oatmeal
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killed pat
:-D
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Post by oatmeal on Jul 22, 2024 17:02:12 GMT -5
who jorking it rn
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Jack Hard
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Status
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Post by Jack Hard on Jul 22, 2024 17:07:09 GMT -5
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Post by Jon Joseph in a golf cart. on Jul 22, 2024 17:19:42 GMT -5
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Post by Thin Lizzy Gulag Graduate on Jul 22, 2024 18:26:33 GMT -5
Beinβ in horny jail m-f is wack, and last weekend my girl was really stressed/bummed out. Itβs been 2 weeks in horny jail and I canβt fucking wait to break out tomorrow. Sheβs also got a race Sunday morning and anytime she finishes a run or a race I wanna jump her bones twice as bad. Gimme that salty skin π€€π€€π€€ Getting out of horny jail ruled. Back in horny jail for two weeks tho cause sheβs going away for a week π
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NUKE THE INTERNET
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train guy choo choo
Protesting at the hospital against the chip company.
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Post by NUKE THE INTERNET on Jul 22, 2024 18:32:43 GMT -5
I worked with a dude for a few years who was trying to break into comedy and attended improv classes and such. One day over post-shift drinks, he said that one of the guys in his class just got dumped by his girlfriend because after finishing during sex, he wen't " BEEP-boop." It involved an index finger motion as well, if I recall correctly. Honestly, I'm not sure I believe him, but it's kinda funny.
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floorpunchchalie
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board royalty
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Post by floorpunchchalie on Jul 22, 2024 19:06:57 GMT -5
PHEW PHEW PHEW
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cum
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#1 fan of Philadelphia hardcore band Blacklisted
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Post by cum on Jul 22, 2024 19:10:38 GMT -5
She sounds funny which a rare female trait. Dude doesnβt know what heβs got.
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jimmyspudboy
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nice
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Post by jimmyspudboy on Jul 22, 2024 19:12:50 GMT -5
Imagine a woman doing a nervous collar tug when you whip it out. Love a funny woman.
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cum
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#1 fan of Philadelphia hardcore band Blacklisted
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Post by cum on Jul 22, 2024 19:21:42 GMT -5
Straight up just wanna fuck a sound board
Alarm noise when u stick it in the ass >
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Deleted
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Post by Deleted on Jul 22, 2024 19:23:31 GMT -5
I'm married and my wife has endo and ovarian cysts, my life is horny jail
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Post by j (in a good way) on Jul 22, 2024 19:41:02 GMT -5
Posting this heeer I'm so fuckin hard I feel nasshus
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oatmeal
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killed pat
:-D
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Post by oatmeal on Jul 22, 2024 19:41:59 GMT -5
I'm married and my wife has endo and ovarian cysts, my life is horny jail aw thatβs rough I hope she can manage the pain alright :/
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oatmeal
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killed pat
:-D
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Post by oatmeal on Jul 22, 2024 19:43:53 GMT -5
Posting this heeer I'm so fuckin hard I feel nasshus Anyways, back to gooning
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Jack Hard
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Post by Jack Hard on Jul 22, 2024 19:50:29 GMT -5
Smoother meeeee
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Deleted
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Post by Deleted on Jul 22, 2024 20:03:07 GMT -5
I'm married and my wife has endo and ovarian cysts, my life is horny jail aw thatβs rough I hope she can manage the pain alright :/ Australia is incredibly soft dicked when it comes to doling out pain meds. I guess they're worried about us turning into the USA. Yeah our sex windows depends on if she's ovulating or if she's got a cyst or if she just has mystery pain. This is after her having a bunch of endo surgeries and and a hysterectomy. Whole thing has made me hate surgeons, none gives a shit about women's health.
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