coconut al
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Post by coconut al on Aug 23, 2024 9:20:42 GMT -5
become busy, tired and slightly depressed wondering if you’re actually cut out for being a parent to raise two kids to be happy productive members of society that love themselves and are set up for success. Excuse me sir, this is the horny thread. Way to step on our communal boy/girl/non-binary boners. Also lmao fuck kids do not make this an anti child thread... anyplace else is fair game just not the horny one
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Post by Thin Lizzy Gulag Graduate on Aug 23, 2024 9:22:30 GMT -5
Excuse me sir, this is the horny thread. Way to step on our communal boy/girl/non-binary boners. Also lmao fuck kids do not make this an anti child thread... anyplace else is fair game just not the horny one Clearly post birth they are antithetical to horny. Not my fault
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pisswizard
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Post by pisswizard on Aug 23, 2024 9:23:32 GMT -5
batshit crazy AND an asshole. I just assume this with all celebrities Yeh I agree and celebrity worship is pathetic.
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pisswizard
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Post by pisswizard on Aug 23, 2024 9:24:30 GMT -5
I’m still drying out so I’m basically jacking off out of boredom. Not even horny.
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coconut al
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Post by coconut al on Aug 23, 2024 9:25:48 GMT -5
do not make this an anti child thread... anyplace else is fair game just not the horny one Clearly post birth they are antithetical to horny. Not my fault from my personal experience that's not true at all
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oogracie👻
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Post by oogracie👻 on Aug 23, 2024 9:49:47 GMT -5
man LOL azealia banks is such a confirmed weirdo and asshole. without getting into it, i was once employed by a company that booked her tours. she was slated to play a show here, but when it came down to it, she wouldn't leave her bus because she said "there's a stalker outside". of course, the tour manager and agent eventually talked her into performing, and the rest is history. batshit crazy AND an asshole. I saw 50 cent play and he refused to get out of his limo (was very bizarre he arrived in a limo lol) because it was “too hot”. Everyone waited 2.5 hours beyond his set time. His people kept coming and dropping quarters on the stage (to signal he’s coming out I guess?) and then it’d be 20…30…. Minutes until more quarters lmao.
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Post by JDS on Aug 23, 2024 10:24:15 GMT -5
What's wrong with 7-11?
Buffalo Chicken Rollers fuck hard.
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Perm’d by God
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Post by Perm’d by God on Aug 23, 2024 10:36:50 GMT -5
tbh the most basic woman could be playin a nylon guitar or working on a woodblock print or doin some sort of chemistry stuff in a lab coat and I’m cued in shit only other sapiosexuals understand In a room with plenty of positive lgbtqia+ representation, why do you insist on being the gayest person here? Tim, you forgot to use AAVE or implore me to “imagine” something!
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NUKE THE INTERNET
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Post by NUKE THE INTERNET on Aug 23, 2024 10:41:38 GMT -5
I’m still drying out so I’m basically jacking off out of boredom. Not even horny. JOUYFA. Edit: (Jerk off until you fall asleep.)
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thefarce
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Post by thefarce on Aug 23, 2024 12:34:13 GMT -5
tbh the most basic woman could be playin a nylon guitar or working on a woodblock print or doin some sort of chemistry stuff in a lab coat and I’m cued in shit only other sapiosexuals understand In a room with plenty of positive lgbtqia+ representation, why do you insist on being the gayest person here? Some dudes are lesbians, few can understand
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Post by Thin Lizzy Gulag Graduate on Aug 23, 2024 13:05:25 GMT -5
My 2 hour drive out of horny jail is taking 4.5. Why do I do this?
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Post by Porch Honky on Aug 23, 2024 13:39:04 GMT -5
In a room with plenty of positive lgbtqia+ representation, why do you insist on being the gayest person here? Some dudes are lesbians, few can understand
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Post by mistah like ur post on Aug 23, 2024 16:49:29 GMT -5
I love old timey music
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Post by burp on Aug 23, 2024 17:19:45 GMT -5
Katelyn Ohashi.
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sarahohio
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Post by sarahohio on Aug 23, 2024 18:23:07 GMT -5
Had ice cream, had sex, now I’m ready for bed and it’s only 720pm lol
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Post by fishtalk i like (the) Sundays on Aug 24, 2024 2:36:44 GMT -5
Currently rubbing a sw feet while she sleeps/snores. My Queen.
This is actually kind of a story cause I wen't for a sleazy massage and this woman ended up fucking me raw (!!?!?!?) and spent the rest of the night hanging out and singing along to obscure John prine songs she wanted me to hear, while feeding me shitty margaritas and being stupid interesting about any topic I bring up. This woman rules, I am out of my depth. Just endlessly interesting.
Posting with one hand
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46 Year Old Epic Memer
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Post by 46 Year Old Epic Memer on Aug 24, 2024 4:37:10 GMT -5
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coconut al
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Post by coconut al on Aug 24, 2024 6:46:52 GMT -5
My 2 hour drive out of horny jail is taking 4.5. Why do I do this? all I had to do was check to make sure the kid was asleep & kick the pets out of the room
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Post by Thin Lizzy Gulag Graduate on Aug 24, 2024 6:56:09 GMT -5
My 2 hour drive out of horny jail is taking 4.5. Why do I do this? all I had to do was check to make sure the kid was asleep & kick the pets out of the room Scared to let your dog see your butthole?
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coconut al
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Post by coconut al on Aug 24, 2024 7:01:08 GMT -5
all I had to do was check to make sure the kid was asleep & kick the pets out of the room Scared to let your dog see your butthole? I don't do free shows
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BloodFarts2
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Post by BloodFarts2 on Aug 24, 2024 7:59:57 GMT -5
I had a dream last night that involved Lisa Kudrow shooting a scene in an apartment with 2 cops and it ended with her blowing them. At some point everyone involved (including the crew) began laughing and said this is going in the blooper reel. I’ve never seen Friends and don’t know what this means but thought it should go in here.
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Post by lilgnar on Aug 24, 2024 8:53:11 GMT -5
I had a dream last night that involved Lisa Kudrow shooting a scene in an apartment with 2 cops and it ended with her blowing them. At some point everyone involved (including the crew) began laughing and said this is going in the blooper reel. I’ve never seen Friends and don’t know what this means but thought it should go in here. Danny Devito played a stripper cop in an episode of friends. Was he getting a sloppy blozza in your dream?
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Hotdogscominurway
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Post by Hotdogscominurway on Aug 24, 2024 9:27:17 GMT -5
Had ice cream, had sex, now I’m ready for bed and it’s only 720pm lol A lean night
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Post by BloodFarts2 on Aug 24, 2024 9:52:05 GMT -5
I had a dream last night that involved Lisa Kudrow shooting a scene in an apartment with 2 cops and it ended with her blowing them. At some point everyone involved (including the crew) began laughing and said this is going in the blooper reel. I’ve never seen Friends and don’t know what this means but thought it should go in here. Danny Devito played a stripper cop in an episode of friends. Was he getting a sloppy blozza in your dream? It’s just a fleeting memory now but I think Devito would’ve stood out and I’m not seeing him sadly.
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Post by fishtalk i like (the) Sundays on Aug 24, 2024 9:52:31 GMT -5
Ended up sleeping over. She just got back from Europe so she is very jet lagged - she was happy that I was up for hanging out and talking shit in the middle of the night since she couldn’t sleep, but once she laid down and let me rub her feet she wen't night night right away and I got her sheets out of the dryer and made up her bed all comfy for her before gently waking her up and being like “come lock the door behind me and go to bed”. But when she saw that I made her bed for her she told me to just stay over and we snuggled/slept until she abruptly kicked me out in the morning as she was late for an appointment.
It was so nice talking to a white person who didn’t have anything racist/homophonic to say. We did talk a lot of shit about Israel though, apparently she spent last summer in gaza with some volunteer group that was bringing in various forms of aid and she had some very stark stories about dead babies and other things I can’t imagine willingly putting myself through.
Not really sure how things wen't that way but I had a wonderful time.
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Post by internetbully on Aug 24, 2024 10:20:24 GMT -5
I’m at the point where I’m extremely disinterested in any porn actress that isn’t a squirter with giant naturals. Narrows the field way too much ugh.
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concealer
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Post by concealer on Aug 24, 2024 10:33:38 GMT -5
Had ice cream, had sex, now I’m ready for bed and it’s only 720pm lol A lean night
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concealer
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Post by concealer on Aug 24, 2024 10:35:36 GMT -5
I only in the past few years learned that “a lean night” wasn’t meant as like a sarcastic descriptor of watching 3 pretty substantial movies in one night, but that all 3 movies were directed by David Lean. Truly perfect series of videos.
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Post by kwame on Aug 24, 2024 10:52:53 GMT -5
I only in the past few years learned that “a lean night” wasn’t meant as like a sarcastic descriptor of watching 3 pretty substantial movies in one night, but that all 3 movies were directed by David Lean. Truly perfect series of videos. holy shit also fishtalk I'd love to watch a French stylized slice of life movie about you
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Post by oatmeal on Aug 24, 2024 14:20:42 GMT -5
You’re right oats about the normies and green day. They are only there for the hits. these were the last words he said to me…rip my sweet prince of darkness
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