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Post by mistah like ur post on Sept 1, 2024 0:40:30 GMT -5
wrong thread maybe but fuck it Song is about not being horny but then also being really horny but it's uncouth to say so.
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xgreenxcloverx
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Post by xgreenxcloverx on Sept 1, 2024 0:41:04 GMT -5
wrong thread maybe but fuck it Let us consult with ye olde Magic 8 Ball
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Post by fishtalk i like (the) Sundays on Sept 1, 2024 3:27:09 GMT -5
Asian women are the only race that can universally pull off the unkept bush look.
Am I being racist?
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Post by escapedfromthevalley on Sept 1, 2024 5:45:38 GMT -5
Yup
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meatballmaniac
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Post by meatballmaniac on Sept 1, 2024 5:46:50 GMT -5
It’s not racist if it’s horny
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cfloyd3
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Post by cfloyd3 on Sept 1, 2024 8:21:09 GMT -5
accidentally trimmed a big chunk out of my pubes today I've been trimmed high and tight so I can swim faster.
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Post by fishtalk i like (the) Sundays on Sept 1, 2024 8:42:38 GMT -5
I visited two escorts last night.
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Post by twocripplesdancing on Sept 1, 2024 9:11:49 GMT -5
Doing a bid currently. Have resisted sliding into DMs but I'm also not mentally ready for the apps. Been on a downswing this summer and I'm not trying to put myself out there as any kind of catch when I'm not in the best spot.
Still though, Daddy horny Michael.
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sof <3
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Post by sof <3 on Sept 1, 2024 10:15:59 GMT -5
I visited two escorts last night.
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meatballmaniac
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Post by meatballmaniac on Sept 1, 2024 10:18:30 GMT -5
I like fishtalk story time
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Post by internetbully on Sept 1, 2024 10:21:29 GMT -5
I visited two escorts last night. Did you smooch them??
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Post by fishtalk i like (the) Sundays on Sept 1, 2024 10:48:38 GMT -5
I was about to go meet up with some friends when I got a text from escort1, I’ve been trying to meet this woman for forever but she’s very elusive and she always ghosts me. She might post an ad once a month and it’ll be up for a few hours before she deletes it. Earlier this week I left work to see her and at the last minute she said she wasn’t feeling well. Tonight I got all the way to her place and she stopped responding to me, put me in a real mood.
On my way home I started texting other swers and it’s super late by this point so I know I’m not really going to hear back from anything worthwhile but then I kind of do and it’s escort2 but I assume it’s a scam so I book 30 minutes and am being kind of annoying with a bunch of questions. At this point I can’t find a reason to back out so I go over and meet this absolutely delightful woman who is a bit older than her ad but very pretty and funny and sexy. We talk and she used to work in spas but felt like she could do better if she handled everything herself, I’m rooting for her, super nice. It ended up being a pretty fun time and I was there for like an hour and a half but when I tried to pay her for the extra time she wouldn’t take it, not even when I called it a tip - I’m assuming because I gave her a big tip out the gate. She did make me promise to see her again before she leaves though. Just a sick experience with another human being, I didn’t put much weight in her calling me handsome but when we hugged goodbye she said “you’re a real gentleman, you were raised well” and that felt nice.
And then on the way home escort1 texted me….
More story time? You had enough?
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oogracie👻
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Post by oogracie👻 on Sept 1, 2024 11:13:01 GMT -5
I always want more fishtalk stories but I must know what you look like in order to fully absorb these stories going forward. My DMs are open.
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Post by fishtalk i like (the) Sundays on Sept 1, 2024 11:29:19 GMT -5
I always want more fishtalk stories but I must know what you look like in order to fully absorb these stories going forward. My DMs are open. The most magical part of reading is using your imagination to make the characters look however you want to. I am ugly.
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antipasto
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Post by antipasto on Sept 1, 2024 11:38:57 GMT -5
Time for the next story
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oatmeal
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:-D
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Post by oatmeal on Sept 1, 2024 11:56:15 GMT -5
They shaboingionged on ya boingy until ya shaboinged everywhere
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internetbully
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Post by internetbully on Sept 1, 2024 12:11:22 GMT -5
I was about to go meet up with some friends when I got a text from escort1, I’ve been trying to meet this woman for forever but she’s very elusive and she always ghosts me. She might post an ad once a month and it’ll be up for a few hours before she deletes it. Earlier this week I left work to see her and at the last minute she said she wasn’t feeling well. Tonight I got all the way to her place and she stopped responding to me, put me in a real mood.
On my way home I started texting other swers and it’s super late by this point so I know I’m not really going to hear back from anything worthwhile but then I kind of do and it’s escort2 but I assume it’s a scam so I book 30 minutes and am being kind of annoying with a bunch of questions. At this point I can’t find a reason to back out so I go over and meet this absolutely delightful woman who is a bit older than her ad but very pretty and funny and sexy. We talk and she used to work in spas but felt like she could do better if she handled everything herself, I’m rooting for her, super nice. It ended up being a pretty fun time and I was there for like an hour and a half but when I tried to pay her for the extra time she wouldn’t take it, not even when I called it a tip - I’m assuming because I gave her a big tip out the gate. She did make me promise to see her again before she leaves though. Just a sick experience with another human being, I didn’t put much weight in her calling me handsome but when we hugged goodbye she said “you’re a real gentleman, you were raised well” and that felt nice.
And then on the way home escort1 texted me….
More story time? You had enough? Did. You. Smooch.
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Post by inheritedhell on Sept 1, 2024 12:16:45 GMT -5
I always want more fishtalk stories but I must know what you look like in order to fully absorb these stories going forward. My DMs are open. I want to know what these women look like.
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sof <3
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Post by sof <3 on Sept 1, 2024 12:17:41 GMT -5
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oogracie👻
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Post by oogracie👻 on Sept 1, 2024 12:21:29 GMT -5
I always want more fishtalk stories but I must know what you look like in order to fully absorb these stories going forward. My DMs are open. I want to know what these women look like. That too, i’m a visual learner, SOS!
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cfloyd3
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Post by cfloyd3 on Sept 1, 2024 12:35:50 GMT -5
I want to know what you do for work and how much you pay these SWs
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zaph
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Post by zaph on Sept 1, 2024 13:03:52 GMT -5
hell yeah, fishtalk time
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Post by tandoori jones on Sept 1, 2024 13:27:40 GMT -5
I want to know what you do for work and how much you pay these SWs i think he said he works in a warehouse and doesn’t make much
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Post by fishtalk i like (the) Sundays on Sept 1, 2024 13:32:23 GMT -5
I want to know what you do for work and how much you pay these SWs i think he said he works in a warehouse and doesn’t make much Correct. I make good money for the work I do though and i can usually pull an extra 40hrs a month in ot, which helps me be dumb with money. And yes, there was some smooching
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tandoori jones
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Post by tandoori jones on Sept 1, 2024 13:33:44 GMT -5
did you gently caress her inner thigh
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Post by internetbully on Sept 1, 2024 13:33:56 GMT -5
i think he said he works in a warehouse and doesn’t make much Correct. I make good money for the work I do though and i can usually pull an extra 40hrs a month in ot, which helps me be dumb with money. And yes, there was some smooching Twu
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Post by mistah like ur post on Sept 1, 2024 13:37:17 GMT -5
Was at the store and saw a like 6'2" black gal with a blonde curly weave and my godddddd.
Every guy kinda looked at each other like you seeing this as if it was an angel sent down from heaven.
Definitely was.
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Post by fishtalk i like (the) Sundays on Sept 1, 2024 13:39:12 GMT -5
did you gently caress her inner thigh I actually had some very slow and soft sex with the first woman cause right out the gate she told me my dick was too big for her - I don’t have a big dick. So I had to find a position where I was mindful of what I was doing cause she’s like “you can only use this much” and like… I was not going to remember that shit. Do big dick dudes have to watch their depth constantly? I couldn’t, that’s a real con to having a big dong.
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tandoori jones
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Post by tandoori jones on Sept 1, 2024 13:41:02 GMT -5
did you gently caress her inner thigh I actually had some very slow and soft sex with the first woman cause right out the gate she told me my dick was too big for her - I don’t have a big dick. So I had to find a position where I was mindful of what I was doing cause she’s like “you can only use this much” and like… I was not going to remember that shit. Do big dick dudes have to watch their depth constantly? I couldn’t, that’s a real con to having a big dong. i don’t either, and this one girl i banged many years ago (like 2008?) had an extremely shallow v and i was hitting her cervix without even going all the way in. only time that ever happened and it was wild
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Post by fishtalk i like (the) Sundays on Sept 1, 2024 13:57:46 GMT -5
I actually had some very slow and soft sex with the first woman cause right out the gate she told me my dick was too big for her - I don’t have a big dick. So I had to find a position where I was mindful of what I was doing cause she’s like “you can only use this much” and like… I was not going to remember that shit. Do big dick dudes have to watch their depth constantly? I couldn’t, that’s a real con to having a big dong. i don’t either, and this one girl i banged many years ago (like 2008?) had an extremely shallow v and i was hitting her cervix without even going all the way in. only time that ever happened and it was wild Same, but then I read that if a woman isn’t properly aroused the cervix hangs low or something. So I figured I was shit in bed. Which might be true.
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