MMST3K
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Post by MMST3K on Oct 25, 2024 3:06:24 GMT -5
Had sex tonight. Accidentally called her sex port "squishy" during the pillow talk portion. Got invited back, so yolo or whatever  |
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tandoori jones
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Post by tandoori jones on Oct 25, 2024 4:44:43 GMT -5
if it ain’t squishy i don’t want it 😤
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Magnum P.P.
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Post by Magnum P.P. on Oct 25, 2024 4:47:27 GMT -5
you ever be making love to a woman and be all like "its gooey in here"??
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accidentalcharm
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Post by accidentalcharm on Oct 25, 2024 4:52:31 GMT -5
Invite back is a good sign but she will think about the squishy comment the rest of her life.
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johnny two cool
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Post by johnny two cool on Oct 25, 2024 8:38:12 GMT -5
Had sex tonight. Accidentally called her sex port "squishy" during the pillow talk portion. Got invited back, so yolo or whatever  |
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Post by Marco Ducatti on Oct 25, 2024 8:41:31 GMT -5
Had sex tonight. Accidentally called her sex port "squishy" during the pillow talk portion. Got invited back, so yolo or whatever i tried fucking one of these once and it was extremely difficult |
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sarahohio
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Post by sarahohio on Oct 25, 2024 8:42:42 GMT -5
i tried fucking one of these once and it was extremely difficult did it hurt? when i was little i'd stick my fingers in there and it would be so hard to try and get them out lol |
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Post by Marco Ducatti on Oct 25, 2024 8:43:40 GMT -5
yes but did not hurt as bad as when i tried to fuck a loofah once
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sarahohio
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Post by sarahohio on Oct 25, 2024 8:45:37 GMT -5
Had sex tonight. Accidentally called her sex port "squishy" during the pillow talk portion. Got invited back, so yolo or whatever slayin that squishy gooshy pussy |
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sarahohio
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Post by sarahohio on Oct 25, 2024 8:46:12 GMT -5
yes but did not hurt as bad as when i tried to fuck a loofah once you did not lol stop it. |
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theonefreeman
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Post by theonefreeman on Oct 25, 2024 8:51:27 GMT -5
i tried fucking one of these once and it was extremely difficult Same. Didn't feel good. I was too young to realize it needed some sort of lubrication going on. |
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crime pays
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Post by crime pays on Oct 25, 2024 9:36:19 GMT -5
yes but did not hurt as bad as when i tried to fuck a loofah once exfoliating dat D |
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gregor
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Post by gregor on Oct 25, 2024 9:39:47 GMT -5
Micro scrub lube
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youthofwhodey
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Post by youthofwhodey on Oct 25, 2024 10:27:41 GMT -5
SEX PORT SQUISHY sounds like a james bond porn spoof movie title.
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nastyy
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Post by nastyy on Oct 25, 2024 10:47:57 GMT -5
yes but did not hurt as bad as when i tried to fuck a loofah once bro lmaoooooooo |
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tandoori jones
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Post by tandoori jones on Oct 25, 2024 11:20:27 GMT -5
Invite back is a good sign but she will think about the squishy comment the rest of her life. well it’s a compliment. like the one time i told this girl she had the fattest pussy i’ve ever seen(huge compliment) and she got offended and would bring it up all the time but would also keep wanting to hang out n bone lol |
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☭ Bob Loblaw ☭
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Post by ☭ Bob Loblaw ☭ on Oct 25, 2024 11:36:43 GMT -5
SEX PORT SQUISHY sounds like a Japanese noise band |
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Post by Jon Joseph in a golf cart. on Oct 25, 2024 11:41:23 GMT -5
SEX PORT SQUISHY sounds like a Japanese noise band SEX PORT SQUISHY Melt Banana split |
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JDS
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Post by JDS on Oct 25, 2024 11:50:13 GMT -5
Invite back is a good sign but she will think about the squishy comment the rest of her life. well it’s a compliment. like the one time i told this girl she had the fattest pussy i’ve ever seen(huge compliment) and she got offended and would bring it up all the time but would also keep wanting to hang out n bone lol One time, after weeks of a woman on and off referring to her large breasts as "Fat tits" I blurted out during an intimate moment- "I love your fat fucking tits!!" and she got SUPER pissed that I would refer to them as such. Soryy for the Chalie ass post, but I wanted say "been there man" |
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Post by Talentless Elvis Costello on Oct 25, 2024 11:53:26 GMT -5
women stay not forgetting
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sarahohio
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Post by sarahohio on Oct 25, 2024 12:06:55 GMT -5
women stay not forgetting never forget a fuck up  |
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Post by ☭ Bob Loblaw ☭ on Oct 25, 2024 12:10:00 GMT -5
gf has what would appear to be a photographic memory so I am absolutely fucked
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concealer
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Post by concealer on Oct 25, 2024 12:12:46 GMT -5
women stay not forgetting Much like the noble elephant |
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Post by Jon Joseph in a golf cart. on Oct 25, 2024 12:13:15 GMT -5
gf has what would appear to be a photographic memory so I am absolutely fucked Womans do be taking photographs with they mind |
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Post by Talentless Elvis Costello on Oct 25, 2024 12:19:46 GMT -5
women stay not forgetting Much like the noble elephant 'hey babe you know how your thang hangs all out ? is it prehensile like an elephant trunk?' you'll apologize and she may never bring it up again but it's too late, you're on the kill list |
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itii
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Post by itii on Oct 25, 2024 12:24:33 GMT -5
Invite back is a good sign but she will think about the squishy comment the rest of her life. So you're saying I make memories 🤔 |
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inheritedhell
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Post by inheritedhell on Oct 25, 2024 12:30:20 GMT -5
That’s why I just stay quiet. No need to embarrass myself more.
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JDS
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Post by JDS on Oct 25, 2024 13:09:50 GMT -5
women stay not forgetting Much like the noble elephant let see how well women liked to be called an "elephant" |
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nastyy
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Post by nastyy on Oct 25, 2024 13:15:35 GMT -5
Much like the noble elephant let see how well women liked to be called an "elephant" you are needed |
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Post by Jon Joseph in a golf cart. on Oct 25, 2024 13:45:17 GMT -5
That’s why I just stay quiet. No need to embarrass myself more. Real Gs move in silence |
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