jimmyspudboy
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nice
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Post by jimmyspudboy on Apr 6, 2024 15:40:31 GMT -5
I'm surprised the bark isn't more worn down on that tree.
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jonsetsfire
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creepin'
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Post by jonsetsfire on Apr 6, 2024 16:23:14 GMT -5
Make like a tree and GET FUCKED!
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xMOOKAIx
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Strroking my ball's
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Post by xMOOKAIx on Apr 7, 2024 1:55:35 GMT -5
this is the tree the penn state guy fucked |
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MMST3K
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re-education camp success story
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Post by MMST3K on Apr 7, 2024 2:20:43 GMT -5
Careful with her. I hear The Birds Are Spies And They Report To The Trees. |
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Post by Jon Joseph in a golf cart. on Apr 7, 2024 3:39:46 GMT -5
If these trees could talk
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pisswizard
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Count Dublin
Think or thwim.
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Post by pisswizard on Apr 7, 2024 5:09:07 GMT -5
Why does she look like that She's trying to have her Miley Cyrus "Bangerz" moment. Looks more like a gene Simmons moment. |
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Post by ππΌπππ½πββπππβ on Apr 7, 2024 23:36:55 GMT -5
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MMST3K
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Post by MMST3K on Apr 8, 2024 0:05:40 GMT -5
I don't remember posting that but it sounds like me.
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codync
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i go ham on the cheez-its
I'm from north carolina bitch!!!
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Post by codync on Apr 8, 2024 6:13:32 GMT -5
checking myself in like otis on the andy griffith show
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pisswizard
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Count Dublin
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Post by pisswizard on Apr 8, 2024 8:36:52 GMT -5
I follow that chick and her dumb fake hippy bullshit. Hate it so much dunno why my dick twitches.
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cfloyd3
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Sky Lopez gang
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Post by cfloyd3 on Apr 9, 2024 10:32:22 GMT -5
She good noodiez?
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lilpat
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resident NSBM and Kpop superfan
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Post by lilpat on Apr 9, 2024 10:42:46 GMT -5
of course she has an onlyfans |
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Post by ππΌπππ½πββπππβ on Apr 10, 2024 1:37:47 GMT -5
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MMST3K
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Post by MMST3K on Apr 10, 2024 1:42:52 GMT -5
I think he might need a bigger tool for that job.
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pisswizard
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Count Dublin
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Post by pisswizard on Apr 10, 2024 8:52:33 GMT -5
I think he might need a bigger tool for that job. Heβs talking about his peeenus |
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pisswizard
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Count Dublin
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Post by pisswizard on Apr 10, 2024 9:17:50 GMT -5
Iβm thinking about shaving my pubes half off. So one side is completely bald and the other is natural with a perfectly straight dividing line.
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antipasto
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Post by antipasto on Apr 10, 2024 9:57:53 GMT -5
Iβm thinking about shaving my pubes half off. So one side is completely bald and the other is natural with a perfectly straight dividing line. I had an ex who had talked about shaving half of her head for a while, and ~6 months after we broke up she texted me saying βhey I did the shave thing, do you wanna see?β And I said sure and met up with her. She still had a full head of hair, and it turned out she had shaved my initials into her pubes |
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Post by Jon Joseph in a golf cart. on Apr 10, 2024 10:52:53 GMT -5
Iβm thinking about shaving my pubes half off. So one side is completely bald and the other is natural with a perfectly straight dividing line. I had an ex who had talked about shaving half of her head for a while, and ~6 months after we broke up she texted me saying βhey I did the shave thing, do you wanna see?β And I said sure and met up with her. She still had a full head of hair, and it turned out she had shaved my initials into her pubes Did you boink her? |
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MMST3K
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Post by MMST3K on Apr 10, 2024 12:51:33 GMT -5
I think he might need a bigger tool for that job. Heβs talking about his peeenus Ugh "Tool" is slang for a dick. |
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smashedbox
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Post by smashedbox on Apr 10, 2024 12:58:00 GMT -5
Iβm thinking about shaving my pubes half off. So one side is completely bald and the other is natural with a perfectly straight dividing line. I had an ex who had talked about shaving half of her head for a while, and ~6 months after we broke up she texted me saying βhey I did the shave thing, do you wanna see?β And I said sure and met up with her. She still had a full head of hair, and it turned out she had shaved my initials into her pubes When my buddy was in college his romantic valentines day gift to his gf at the time was to shave his pubes into a heart, pretty sure they broke up by June |
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nastyy
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Post by nastyy on Apr 10, 2024 12:58:08 GMT -5
Heβs talking about his peeenus Ugh "Tool" is slang for a dick.  |
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MMST3K
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Post by MMST3K on Apr 10, 2024 13:23:28 GMT -5
I walked right into that one.
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antipasto
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Post by antipasto on Apr 10, 2024 13:29:01 GMT -5
I had an ex who had talked about shaving half of her head for a while, and ~6 months after we broke up she texted me saying βhey I did the shave thing, do you wanna see?β And I said sure and met up with her. She still had a full head of hair, and it turned out she had shaved my initials into her pubes Did you boink her? Nah the whole situation was mostly just sad |
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Post by Jon Joseph in a golf cart. on Apr 10, 2024 13:53:28 GMT -5
Nah the whole situation was mostly just sad Thatβs NOT whatβs up |
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MMST3K
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Post by MMST3K on Apr 10, 2024 14:00:20 GMT -5
If only she had shaved BIL into her pubes smdh.
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Post by check your sources on Apr 10, 2024 17:09:29 GMT -5
For those who care to know and also do not I am about to penetrate my wife
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MMST3K
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Post by MMST3K on Apr 10, 2024 18:36:48 GMT -5
For those who care to know and also do not I am about to penetrate my wife You gonna let us watch? |
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Post by check your sources on Apr 10, 2024 18:51:27 GMT -5
I don't think they have broadband fast enough for that
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burp
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Post by burp on Apr 10, 2024 18:54:01 GMT -5
can't stop thinkin bout that time the King Crimson guitarist did youtube videos playing popular songs and his weird insane wife would just like sing and dance along
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fishtalk
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Post by fishtalk on Apr 10, 2024 19:28:34 GMT -5
can't stop thinkin bout that time the King Crimson guitarist did youtube videos playing popular songs and his weird insane wife would just like sing and dance along
The last one is age restricted π π |
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