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Post by Jon Joseph in a golf cart. on Jun 28, 2024 13:23:01 GMT -5
Killing me that among details about drugs, turning tricks and fucking theres a fucking casual mention of kids playing video games and napping. this is America man The land of dreams huh? |
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Post by Thin Lizzy Gulag Graduate on Jun 28, 2024 13:50:52 GMT -5
hell yeah, post more sex worker stories, I'm tryina jerk it at workΒ I can share a few tales. The two sex workers I've spent the most time with were Marla and Brittany. My last post was a bit misleading. The girl I was talking about was the only one I paid directly. So Brittany I met in 2015 before I wen't to prison. Needed a new dope connect in a different city I found myself in. wen't on Backpage and saw her. Obviously it's a delicate dance because most girls won't talk about partying if they don't know you, so you look for the skinniest ones who look most strung out. Eventually her and her dude Johnny agree to meet up. I'm buying them some dope too. I get to the house they're staying at, we all BS and Johnny and I go cop. We're back at the spot smoking some rock first. She gets hit up by a trick so Johnny and I go take the kids upstairs and play Xbox. We're hearing dude really get into it. I said something and Johnny bragged that she had fire pussy. By this point I'm not cracked out anymore and honestly listening in has me feeling kinda horny. Johnny breaks out some dope and does a fat shot. I'm still chipping at this point so I just did a bump. Trick downstairs finishes up and leaves. The kids are napping, Johnny is catching a nod. I wen't downstairs and Brittany is taking a quick drippini. I guess Johnny usually hits her shots for her but he's useless so she asks me to. I'm not super into needles but I decide to help and she sat on my lap in these tiny shorts. I'm hard still and took the right size bump that I'm massively mentally horny too. I hit her arm and she melts into me. Eventually she said something about me being hard and says we can fuck since I helped them score. Of course I said yes. Since she had just drippinied I decided to go down on her a bit. We 69'd a bit and then wen't to fucking. She handed me a Magnum and I laughed. No way was that fitting. I'm one hundred percent average. She had another brand and we wen't at it. I knew I wasn't going to cum but I wanted to try and make her cum. She squirted on me while riding me which I loved. I kinda faked cumming and pulled the condom off quickly. After that we smoked a bit more and I left. But I hung out with them a lot after. I have a gross story about her and another trick I'll tell later. I have a sorta similar back page story but without the horny so Iβll spoiler it I was on a work trip that started similarly but didnβt end with the same level of excitement.
I was in Atlanta, and was dopesick cause the trip ended up being longer than I had come prepared for. I took to r/opiatesrollcall, and no luck. Saw someone mention backpage, and I was at the point of being sick where I was dying but still mostly functional, so I start going down the listings and texting every chick basically βhey, I know this is super sus, but Iβm on a work trip from NY and Iβm sick as fuck. Any chance you can point me in the right direction?β
A surprising number of them were super friendly, and said theyβd try and help. 2 or 3 ended up saying they could get bundles later in the evening, for less than I was paying in NY, if I could meet them at their in call spot. 1 said they had on hand and said I could come immediately. They asked where I was staying, so I told her, and she goes βoh shit, lookout your window, Iβm at the motel across the streetβ. I hopped in the rental and jet across the street to the parking lot she said to go to. Wasnβt a trashy motel either, it was a perfectly fine one. So Iβm sitting in the truck and tell her Iβm there, and she says okay, hangout for a bit. Iβm sketched as fuck, Iβve never had to cold cop, let alone do so like this. Thereβs a dude walking around outside, the quintessential white trash gangster clown. Eventually he goes into a room and she texts me saying to come to the room. Iβm sketched as fuck so thereβs a little back and forth cause sheβs sketched too, but eventually I realized homeboy wen't into her room so knock on the door. He lets me in, sheβs on the bed in the tiniest silver bikini Iβve ever seen, and the 3 of us half a good laugh about us all being sketched out. We shoot the shit for a second as he walks into the bathroom, and she was actually cute as hell and could tell I was still anxious as fuck. So she, trying to be friendly, introduces herself and asks me my name. I told her, and she goes βoh thatβs my brothers name!! Only good people have that name!!β, followed up by βbut heβs deadβ in the most miserable, dead pan voice imaginable. Thankfully her pimp comes out with the dope, lets me try some, and then weighs it out for me. I thanked them both, he then asked me if I wanted to hang after her next trick arrives, which I politely declined.
wen't back to my hotel, got well, and when I looked at my phone I noticed theyβd blown it up with texts and calls. Apparently, without realizing it, when I left Iβd said βthanks dude, junkie jesus is real after allβ. Guess it took him a few minutes to process that and he got wildly offended, and threatened to kill me by way of a bunch of texts. Not sure if heβd slash my tires, I texted him saying itβs a compliment in NY and never heard from him again.
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Post by codync on Jun 28, 2024 14:55:28 GMT -5
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Post by tandoori jones on Jun 28, 2024 14:56:38 GMT -5
I am so horny it is impacting my job performance do you keep bumping stuff off of tables and desks with your boner |
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Post by antipasto on Jun 28, 2024 14:59:14 GMT -5
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Post by codync on Jun 28, 2024 15:24:21 GMT -5
mainly I cannot focus on anything other than the thought of having a giant ass sat on my face. I am praying for this to come to fruition
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Post by xkingbuzzox on Jun 28, 2024 15:34:32 GMT -5
mainly I cannot focus on anything other than the thought of having a giant ass sat on my face. I am praying for this to come to fruition We hired a new server who has a dump truck and is beyond cute, in like a "Let's sing 'Picture' at karaoke then maybe hook up in the bar bathroom" way. It's very hard to focus. |
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Post by xkingbuzzox on Jun 28, 2024 15:51:36 GMT -5
I'm going to put this in a spoiler. Alright, I'm home now. So the gross story also involves Brittany but no Johnny because he was in jail. One night we're hanging out smoking crack and one of her friends who also works is with us. They are advertising a doubles special and get a call. It's one of the friend's regulars. I agree to drive them for some dope. I have to stop smoking because I need to work in the morning. We go to dude's house, kind of outside of town and they go in. I'm reading my book and lose track of time. Eventually they come out and they're both very quiet. As we're driving Brittany turns around and is like "I can't believe you didn't tell me that you agreed to let him go raw."
Friend defends it by saying he's a regular and he's married blah blah. I guess Brittany felt pressured into it because it would be a hassle to keep taking it off and putting another on. To top it off, he expected her to eat his load out of the friend and got pretty aggressive about it. It's back and forth and I'm glad I switched to opiates because crack would have me losing it. Finally friend yells "And it's nothing compared to what your regular asked us to do last night!"
I'm curious so I just ask what the hell he asked for. Turns out he asked to turn his monthly date with Brittany into a double. I'm thinking that's not weird. Well...he takes them to a Mexican restaurant and buys them as much food as they can eat. They wen't back to his house where he has a plastic sheet in his bathtub. The girls hang out and suck him off until they absolutely have to explode. He then lies down and one shits on his dick and the other on his chest while he's stroking and busts everywhere. I'm just sitting there stunned and all I can ask is if he has a hole cut in the sheeting for the drain. He did, so that's good. But yeah, I never got to meet the guy because Brittany wen't to jail and tried to hem me up shortly after. |
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Post by amplifiedohms on Jun 28, 2024 16:17:06 GMT -5
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Post by oogracieπ» on Jun 28, 2024 16:19:09 GMT -5
I am so horny it is impacting my job performance do you keep bumping stuff off of tables and desks with your boner Sorry about that cup of coffee, boss, IM JUST SO HORNY! |
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Post by oatmeal on Jun 28, 2024 17:52:19 GMT -5
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Post by Jack Hard on Jun 28, 2024 17:55:13 GMT -5
Iβm glad I donβt get horny at work Liar For real! |
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Post by youthofwhodey on Jun 28, 2024 22:46:53 GMT -5
I'm going to put this in a spoiler. Alright, I'm home now. So the gross story also involves Brittany but no Johnny because he was in jail. One night we're hanging out smoking crack and one of her friends who also works is with us. They are advertising a doubles special and get a call. It's one of the friend's regulars. I agree to drive them for some dope. I have to stop smoking because I need to work in the morning. We go to dude's house, kind of outside of town and they go in. I'm reading my book and lose track of time. Eventually they come out and they're both very quiet. As we're driving Brittany turns around and is like "I can't believe you didn't tell me that you agreed to let him go raw."
Friend defends it by saying he's a regular and he's married blah blah. I guess Brittany felt pressured into it because it would be a hassle to keep taking it off and putting another on. To top it off, he expected her to eat his load out of the friend and got pretty aggressive about it. It's back and forth and I'm glad I switched to opiates because crack would have me losing it. Finally friend yells "And it's nothing compared to what your regular asked us to do last night!"
I'm curious so I just ask what the hell he asked for. Turns out he asked to turn his monthly date with Brittany into a double. I'm thinking that's not weird. Well...he takes them to a Mexican restaurant and buys them as much food as they can eat. They wen't back to his house where he has a plastic sheet in his bathtub. The girls hang out and suck him off until they absolutely have to explode. He then lies down and one shits on his dick and the other on his chest while he's stroking and busts everywhere. I'm just sitting there stunned and all I can ask is if he has a hole cut in the sheeting for the drain. He did, so that's good. But yeah, I never got to meet the guy because Brittany wen't to jail and tried to hem me up shortly after. This takes the cake. Couple friends of mine are former junkies and they have some good SW stories. My favorite is the time my friend met this guy and the plan was to cop some dope together and do it in a motel. Friend was too strung out to realize dude was mostly doing this to fuck him, so when they get back to the motel and start getting high dude gets completly naked and is hard as fuck and starts putting his hands down my friends pants and begging to suck him off. In a panic he wen't to the bathroom, did a few lines, removed the cover from the toilet tank and opened the door and broke it over dudes head and left and stole his drugs, money and smokes. He then sees dude a week later and was prepared for shit to pop off but he acted like nothing ever happened and never brought it up again. |
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Post by burp on Jun 28, 2024 22:54:51 GMT -5
I don't mind a lil tinkle but poo poo no ma'am that's where I draw the line!!!!
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Post by floorpunchchalie on Jun 28, 2024 23:01:11 GMT -5
BRUH.....
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Post by lordcamopantsiii on Jun 29, 2024 0:07:08 GMT -5
Reading thread. Damn, I am the most repressed person in at least the upper Midwest. Self-imposed jail time without parole.
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Post by Jack Hard on Jun 29, 2024 5:08:57 GMT -5
When I worked at a hotel doing maintenance/house keeping/front desk, my girlfriend at the time and I would fuck in the bosses office and in random rooms all over the hotel.
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Post by itii on Jun 29, 2024 5:09:50 GMT -5
Turned down blowjobs from 2 different people today. Dunno if that means I've escaped horny jail or I now run horny jail...
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Post by tandoori jones on Jun 29, 2024 6:38:24 GMT -5
Turned down blowjobs from 2 different people today. Dunno if that means I've escaped horny jail or I now run horny jail... just sounds like youβre dumb tbh |
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Post by sarahohio on Jun 29, 2024 6:49:57 GMT -5
mainly I cannot focus on anything other than the thought of having a giant ass sat on my face. I am praying for this to come to fruition thots and prayers |
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Post by jimmyspudboy on Jun 29, 2024 8:09:26 GMT -5
Horny on my birthday, how embarrassing.
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Post by bennybroll on Jun 29, 2024 8:17:21 GMT -5
Turned down blowjobs from 2 different people today. Dunno if that means I've escaped horny jail or I now run horny jail... Backstory plz |
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Post by bennybroll on Jun 29, 2024 8:20:03 GMT -5
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Post by The Last Online Marxist on Jun 29, 2024 11:57:41 GMT -5
Thereβs only two more days of gay sex until next June
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Post by Jack Hard on Jun 29, 2024 11:58:44 GMT -5
Thereβs only two more days of gay sex until next June Gonna be a busy 48 hours |
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Post by itii on Jun 29, 2024 13:06:51 GMT -5
Turned down blowjobs from 2 different people today. Dunno if that means I've escaped horny jail or I now run horny jail... Backstory plz That's pretty much it. I was at work and a coworker suggested it and then after work a regular just straight asked if they could s my d. Renewed gym time and a good haircut already paying off I guess |
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Post by 46 Year Old Epic Memer on Jun 29, 2024 13:10:35 GMT -5
Thatβs my guy. You duh man Tim βΉπΌββοΈ
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Post by oogracieπ» on Jun 29, 2024 13:11:02 GMT -5
I know a place where you could prove it!
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Post by ππππππππππππ on Jun 29, 2024 13:21:25 GMT -5
 i am distracted by that thing that isn't a ball on the table wtf is that |
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Post by itii on Jun 29, 2024 13:21:46 GMT -5
I know a place where you could prove it! I have bdd. My progress pics are literally just finished routines and cardio outputs  |
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