H0rny Jail v6.9 🥴🔨

[lurkinhardorhardlylu]

Aug 2, 2024 19:55:06 GMT -5 𝖒𝖊𝖔𝖜𝖋𝖚𝖓𝖈𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓 said:

hell yeah new page we're jackin off to cartoons in here now

Finally, my time has come to make an entrance

[jeanxseberg]

Trent from Daria is very hot and guys who resemble him will forever be my weakness.

Since we're on the topic of '90s cartoon crushes. A few months ago I was hopping out of the drippini watching an episode of Aeon Flux on my laptop and feeling pretty turned on (don't judge me, god loves all his children) and out of nowhere the entire bathroom started flooding steaming hot water because of a busted pipe, like a hair away from getting to my computer and my friend to cheer me up said it was Trevor Goodchild sending that flood so he could then watch me change knowing full well I knew he was there and I still think about that from time to time tbh wish it was real 👍

[crime pays]

Aug 2, 2024 19:32:25 GMT -5 johnny two cool said:

Who knew pat’s kryptonite was quirky zoomer women?

which is why you should transition

[Frank Rizzo]

Aeon Flux definitely made me feel horny back when it used to air after Beavis and Butthead before I even knew what horny felt like.

[Deleted]

How or why anyone has a problem with Oatmeal or Jean is something I cannot fathom.  Seriously, what the fuck?  Neither one of them are rude (unless someone is mean to Jean first, then the claws come out), they're funny, they're a breath of fresh air on the board, they both have good taste (Koyo and Black Eyes rock), and they're both extremely cute.  Whoever called Oatmeal fat is dangerously close to getting a dislike from me and I'm not even playing around.  People need to not be creepy/aggressive to Jean every five posts because I'd like her to stick around the board.  She's turning into a punching bag for no reason and I don't dig the vibe.  Why do people who kill cats and sexually harass women get to stick around and yet we bully nearly every woman off this godforsaken fucking board?  My Mom didn't hug me enough either but I don't go around taking it out on strangers for no reason.  Get therapy you sociopaths.

Now back to being horny.

Anyway, hentai/sexy anime girls make me sweat and I'm not ashamed.  My old bestie bought me a huge pack of sexy anime girl stickers for my birthday years ago.  She was a goonette who only watched hentai to get off and it was really fun watching with her as foreplay.  I used to wear nothing but Hook-Ups shirts in high school for like two years when I learned to skate and had Hook-Up stickers all over my poetry journals in high school (LOL).  My waifu likes hentai, especially the tentacle stuff.  Got her a tentacle dildo with suction cups for our anniversary last year and I plan on using it on her in the very near future.  I have a Sailor Moon VANS hoodie so I can fly my pervert flag discreetly in public.

I will be busting out of horny jail very soon with Thin Lizzy's "Jailbreak" blasting.  My girlfriend left her black satin panties last time we played and I'm excited because we both have birthdays coming up soon.  Much horny will ensue.  I bought her two dozen pairs of panties from Aerie a few weeks ago and we're going to go pick them up and she's going to model them for me.  Dudettes rock.

Also, we're called Mystik Spiral but we're thinking of changing our name.

[crime pays]

i dont always get horny but when i do its dos equis haah

[antipasto]

Why did they make Lola bunny unsexy

[Porch Honky]

Aug 2, 2024 18:40:51 GMT -5 AL said:

One thing about board, many of the elders like pat and hayley are going to speak in riddles

Their riddles:

[Frank Rizzo]

Jean is consistently able to verbally destroy men in here in ways that I haven’t seen done before. I take it most of them feel insecure about it and that’s why they continue to lash out.

[giorgio merauder]

Aug 2, 2024 20:53:45 GMT -5 @sugargay said:

How or why anyone has a problem with Oatmeal or Jean is something I cannot fathom.  Seriously, what the fuck?  Neither one of them are rude (unless someone is mean to Jean first, then the claws come out), they're funny, they're a breath of fresh air on the board, they both have good taste (Koyo and Black Eyes rock), and they're both extremely cute.  Whoever called Oatmeal fat is dangerously close to getting a dislike from me and I'm not even playing around.  People need to not be creepy/aggressive to Jean every five posts because I'd like her to stick around the board.  She's turning into a punching bag for no reason and I don't dig the vibe.  Why do people who kill cats and sexually harass women get to stick around and yet we bully nearly every woman off this godforsaken fucking board?  My Mom didn't hug me enough either but I don't go around taking it out on strangers for no reason.  Get therapy you sociopaths.

Now back to being horny.

Anyway, hentai/sexy anime girls make me sweat and I'm not ashamed.  My old bestie bought me a huge pack of sexy anime girl stickers for my birthday years ago.  She was a goonette who only watched hentai to get off and it was really fun watching with her as foreplay.  I used to wear nothing but Hook-Ups shirts in high school for like two years when I learned to skate and had Hook-Up stickers all over my poetry journals in high school (LOL).  My waifu likes hentai, especially the tentacle stuff.  Got her a tentacle dildo with suction cups for our anniversary last year and I plan on using it on her in the very near future.  I have a Sailor Moon VANS hoodie so I can fly my pervert flag discreetly in public.

I will be busting out of horny jail very soon with Thin Lizzy's "Jailbreak" blasting.  My girlfriend left her black satin panties last time we played and I'm excited because we both have birthdays coming up soon.  Much horny will ensue.  I bought her two dozen pairs of panties from Aerie a few weeks ago and we're going to go pick them up and she's going to model them for me.  Dudettes rock.

Also, we're called Mystik Spiral but we're thinking of changing our name.

that's a lot of words 

[Frank Rizzo]

Does anyone else get horny sitting inside freezing cold air conditioning during a heatwave? No? Neither do I.

[Deleted]

Aug 2, 2024 20:59:56 GMT -5 giorgio merauder said:

Aug 2, 2024 20:53:45 GMT -5 @sugargay said:

How or why anyone has a problem with Oatmeal or Jean is something I cannot fathom.  Seriously, what the fuck?  Neither one of them are rude (unless someone is mean to Jean first, then the claws come out), they're funny, they're a breath of fresh air on the board, they both have good taste (Koyo and Black Eyes rock), and they're both extremely cute.  Whoever called Oatmeal fat is dangerously close to getting a dislike from me and I'm not even playing around.  People need to not be creepy/aggressive to Jean every five posts because I'd like her to stick around the board.  She's turning into a punching bag for no reason and I don't dig the vibe.  Why do people who kill cats and sexually harass women get to stick around and yet we bully nearly every woman off this godforsaken fucking board?  My Mom didn't hug me enough either but I don't go around taking it out on strangers for no reason.  Get therapy you sociopaths.

Now back to being horny.

Anyway, hentai/sexy anime girls make me sweat and I'm not ashamed.  My old bestie bought me a huge pack of sexy anime girl stickers for my birthday years ago.  She was a goonette who only watched hentai to get off and it was really fun watching with her as foreplay.  I used to wear nothing but Hook-Ups shirts in high school for like two years when I learned to skate and had Hook-Up stickers all over my poetry journals in high school (LOL).  My waifu likes hentai, especially the tentacle stuff.  Got her a tentacle dildo with suction cups for our anniversary last year and I plan on using it on her in the very near future.  I have a Sailor Moon VANS hoodie so I can fly my pervert flag discreetly in public.

I will be busting out of horny jail very soon with Thin Lizzy's "Jailbreak" blasting.  My girlfriend left her black satin panties last time we played and I'm excited because we both have birthdays coming up soon.  Much horny will ensue.  I bought her two dozen pairs of panties from Aerie a few weeks ago and we're going to go pick them up and she's going to model them for me.  Dudettes rock.

Also, we're called Mystik Spiral but we're thinking of changing our name.

that's a lot of words 

I am Board's Norman Mailer and that was my Ancient Evenings.

[antipasto]

Aug 2, 2024 19:52:16 GMT -5 burp said:

one time I was dating this girl who dressed up like a flapper for halloween and had these long shiny gloves on and I kept getting horny and wanted to ask for a glovejob but I was too embarrassed!!!!

HUGE fan of gloved handjobs

[Tstigz]

I took a nap earlier with my wife and she woke up
HORNY let me tell you she was rubbin her ass all over my thang. I fingered her while she sucked my dick. Then I fucked her while she used her vibrator on her clit. After she came I bend her over the bed and slammed her from behind, pulling her ponytail. Not too hard, but hard enough. She spun around just in time for me to cum all over her DD tits. Not horny anymore, so I’ll see myself out. Until tomorrow 😏

[antipasto]

The ‘T’ in tstigz stands for “twu”

[NUKE THE INTERNET]

Aug 2, 2024 20:53:45 GMT -5 @sugargay said:

Also, we're called Mystik Spiral but we're thinking of changing our name.

"We stayed up all night, but we could only come up with one chord we liked."

"Yeah, A-minor-seventh."

"No, man. A-diminished."

[Deleted]

Aug 2, 2024 21:12:08 GMT -5 antipasto said:

The ‘T’ in tstigz stands for “twu”

TiddymasterStigz

[oogracie👻]

Aug 2, 2024 21:11:01 GMT -5 Tstigz said:

I took a nap earlier with my wife and she woke up
HORNY let me tell you she was rubbin her ass all over my thang. I fingered her while she sucked my dick. Then I fucked her while she used her vibrator on her clit. After she came I bend her over the bed and slammed her from behind, pulling her ponytail. Not too hard, but hard enough. She spun around just in time for me to cum all over her DD tits. Not horny anymore, so I’ll see myself out. Until tomorrow 😏

I don’t mean this is any sort of weird-ass way, but based on posts in and outside of this thread, your marriage sounds really lovely!

[MMST3K]

Aug 2, 2024 20:53:45 GMT -5 @sugargay said:

How or why anyone has a problem with Oatmeal or Jean is something I cannot fathom.  Seriously, what the fuck?  Neither one of them are rude (unless someone is mean to Jean first, then the claws come out), they're funny, they're a breath of fresh air on the board, they both have good taste (Koyo and Black Eyes rock), and they're both extremely cute.  Whoever called Oatmeal fat is dangerously close to getting a dislike from me and I'm not even playing around.  People need to not be creepy/aggressive to Jean every five posts because I'd like her to stick around the board.  She's turning into a punching bag for no reason and I don't dig the vibe.  Why do people who kill cats and sexually harass women get to stick around and yet we bully nearly every woman off this godforsaken fucking board?  My Mom didn't hug me enough either but I don't go around taking it out on strangers for no reason.  Get therapy you sociopaths.

Now back to being horny.

Anyway, hentai/sexy anime girls make me sweat and I'm not ashamed.  My old bestie bought me a huge pack of sexy anime girl stickers for my birthday years ago.  She was a goonette who only watched hentai to get off and it was really fun watching with her as foreplay.  I used to wear nothing but Hook-Ups shirts in high school for like two years when I learned to skate and had Hook-Up stickers all over my poetry journals in high school (LOL).  My waifu likes hentai, especially the tentacle stuff.  Got her a tentacle dildo with suction cups for our anniversary last year and I plan on using it on her in the very near future.  I have a Sailor Moon VANS hoodie so I can fly my pervert flag discreetly in public.

I will be busting out of horny jail very soon with Thin Lizzy's "Jailbreak" blasting.  My girlfriend left her black satin panties last time we played and I'm excited because we both have birthdays coming up soon.  Much horny will ensue.  I bought her two dozen pairs of panties from Aerie a few weeks ago and we're going to go pick them up and she's going to model them for me.  Dudettes rock.

Also, we're called Mystik Spiral but we're thinking of changing our name.

[Tstigz]

Aug 2, 2024 21:14:14 GMT -5 oogracie👻 said:

Aug 2, 2024 21:11:01 GMT -5 Tstigz said:

I took a nap earlier with my wife and she woke up
HORNY let me tell you she was rubbin her ass all over my thang. I fingered her while she sucked my dick. Then I fucked her while she used her vibrator on her clit. After she came I bend her over the bed and slammed her from behind, pulling her ponytail. Not too hard, but hard enough. She spun around just in time for me to cum all over her DD tits. Not horny anymore, so I’ll see myself out. Until tomorrow 😏

I don’t mean this is any sort of weird-ass way, but based on posts in and outside of this thread, your marriage sounds really lovely!

lol not weird at all she’s the fucking best. She’s baking 4 loaves of sourdough right now as I’m typing this. My life with her is a dream

[xMOOKAIx]

i could only dream to be like tstigz

[oatmeal]

Aug 2, 2024 21:19:31 GMT -5 Tstigz said:

Aug 2, 2024 21:14:14 GMT -5 oogracie👻 said:

I don’t mean this is any sort of weird-ass way, but based on posts in and outside of this thread, your marriage sounds really lovely!

lol not weird at all she’s the fucking best. She’s baking 4 loaves of sourdough right now as I’m typing this. My life with her is a dream

[oogracie👻]

Aug 2, 2024 21:19:31 GMT -5 Tstigz said:

Aug 2, 2024 21:14:14 GMT -5 oogracie👻 said:

I don’t mean this is any sort of weird-ass way, but based on posts in and outside of this thread, your marriage sounds really lovely!

lol not weird at all she’s the fucking best. She’s baking 4 loaves of sourdough right now as I’m typing this. My life with her is a dream

Hell yeah, that is so awesome and I am happy for your family!

[Tstigz]

I’m the frog on the back for sure, she’s carrying me. But I fuck the frog in the front. A lot.

[crime pays]

im lesbain

i love women

[pisswizard]

🥫👁️🔩U

[NUKE THE INTERNET]

Aug 2, 2024 21:23:24 GMT -5 oatmeal said:

Aug 2, 2024 21:19:31 GMT -5 Tstigz said:

lol not weird at all she’s the fucking best. She’s baking 4 loaves of sourdough right now as I’m typing this. My life with her is a dream

It is Frog Friday, is it not?

[Ronaldo Artest]

Aug 2, 2024 21:28:23 GMT -5 crime pays said:

im lesbain

i love women

damn I’m must be a lesbian too

[crime pays]

R u a woman

[internetbully]

It appears female track events at the Olympics have started and I will be here for the next week or so