fem paladin
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friggin dumbass
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Post by fem paladin on Sept 12, 2024 11:25:48 GMT -5
Just do squats, everything else is garbage. KETTLE BELL SWINGS > ALL
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nastyy
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Post by nastyy on Sept 12, 2024 12:29:27 GMT -5
Just do squats, everything else is garbage. KETTLE BELL SWINGS > ALL marjorie Taylor Greene ass post
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bonerinsweatpants
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*Break Stuff riff*
Credit Card Churner superfan
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Post by bonerinsweatpants on Sept 12, 2024 12:32:55 GMT -5
never would have PEGGED sofia as a gym rat
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jeanxseberg
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whiny white upper class Stalin apologist
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Post by jeanxseberg on Sept 12, 2024 12:38:50 GMT -5
Sofia heard one joke about her having a flat ass in the selfie thread and she's been posting from the leg press at Planet Fitness ever since
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fem paladin
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friggin dumbass
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Post by fem paladin on Sept 12, 2024 12:45:35 GMT -5
Sofia heard one joke about her having a flat ass in the selfie thread and she's been posting from the leg press at Planet Fitness ever since FACTS
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fem paladin
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friggin dumbass
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Post by fem paladin on Sept 12, 2024 16:58:08 GMT -5
I’m the antifa super soldier haha
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giorgio merauder
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I must be loyle to my capo.
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Post by giorgio merauder on Sept 12, 2024 17:18:50 GMT -5
Just do squats, everything else is garbage. KETTLE BELL SWINGS > ALL joe rogan ass post
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carl carlson
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Post by carl carlson on Sept 12, 2024 17:24:31 GMT -5
Just do deadlifts, everything else is garbage.
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Hotdogscominurway
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rocker; reformed deleter; bald
Counting pussy freckles
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Post by Hotdogscominurway on Sept 12, 2024 17:46:45 GMT -5
Just remember to have fun, everything else is garbage.
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Dick Warlock
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livin' the Living to Hang lifestyle
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Post by Dick Warlock on Sept 12, 2024 17:48:31 GMT -5
now you're talkin
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kwame
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broken ass teeth
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Post by kwame on Sept 12, 2024 19:10:57 GMT -5
locked up overseas
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accidentalcharm
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axe
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Post by accidentalcharm on Sept 12, 2024 20:28:25 GMT -5
Sofia after a long day working out at the gym J/K!! I just wanted to use that stupid meme because it makes me laugh and I still text it to friends when they ask how I’m doing
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LOTR roleplay fetishist
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Growing. Changing. Farting.
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Post by LOTR roleplay fetishist on Sept 12, 2024 20:38:21 GMT -5
Just do squats, everything else is garbage. for strength & general tone, sure but not if you tryna get that bubble
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Post by fishtalk i like (the) Sundays on Sept 12, 2024 20:50:44 GMT -5
Sofia has a very long back.
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Post by fishtalk i like (the) Sundays on Sept 13, 2024 12:02:04 GMT -5
Ive got so many sw stories, but I want to remind everyone that I’m gross and old and mid at sex - these aren’t ego trips ??? Been thirsting over this elusive woman for months now, she rarely posts and has ghosted me many times. I would never usually chase a woman like this but I couldn’t get her out of my mind, she’s pretty skinny with small perky tits and much more ass than you’d expect? She kind of looks like Celine Dion’s hard rocking sister - very hot to I Canadian like me. Eventually met up and she’s moving away, never posts because she has a regular client base for the most part… when we met she tells me she doesn’t really enjoy oral beyond getting worked up for sex and I’m like… devastated, cause that’s what I’m there for but fine, I ask if she’d prefer I didn’t go down on her at all and she’s like “no, I enjoy it a bit” and so I repeat what she told me she likes and tell her if I’m out of line to say so. It feels very goofy and embarrassing to go down on some woman and be all like slow and sensual and try to get her in the mood after she’s just told you it’s not really for her…. But I did anyway, it wasn’t hubris, i just wanted to enjoy myself a bit. I did a lot and never even touched her pussy, checked in constantly to make sure everything was cool. And then she rested her feet on my shoulders and it felt like she melted into me, I know I sound like a creep but that was the moment I was like “oh she’s enjoying this” and I started using my tongue on the hood of her clit a bit and asked if I should stop but she said not to and not even a minute later she came (hard?) and pushed me off her and was like “wtf just happened?!?!” And I’m like “sorry?? I thought I was being respectful??” And she goes “no, I can’t believe I just came, i didn’t think .. but I did. I did… you don’t understand what a short list I’ve gotta add you to now”. And it feels like she’s literally processing what just happened and she gets cold so we cuddle and have some side by side sex- my favourite position, her suggestion. My time is almost up and she asks if I want to do doggy, which yes…. But as she turns over I’m reminded of what a nice butt she’s got and ask if I can eat her ass out for a minute and she’s like “at this point you can do whatever you want” and that’s how I killed the session. Then afterwards she drops the fact that she’s eyetalian and it all made sense, I’m blindly thirsty for eyetalian women, it’s embarrassing. She saved my number and said that any time she’s out here I can text her and jump the line of other people responding to her ad.
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gregor
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Post by gregor on Sept 13, 2024 12:08:29 GMT -5
re: sw- paying for it sounds hot but mostly just feeding my humiliation kink and “having” to pay I guess?
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Post by fishtalk i like (the) Sundays on Sept 13, 2024 12:45:52 GMT -5
wen't back to see that woman with the tiny pussy before she left and she shaved her armpits to show me that she’s got them tattooed with flowers, I think she told me last time but it got lost in translation?? That shit was somehow such a huge turn on??? I really like oddly placed tattoos and she’s got zero work elsewhere so it just seemed wild?? I want my armpit tatttooed now too. Anyway, that shit floored me and I thought it was very cool.
I’m switching between soft sex and going down on her and then turn her over and switch between soft sex and eating her ass and she starts saying she loves me and we laugh cause she’s like “just right now, I don’t mean it” and side by side is the best position with this woman cause I can use my hand to stop myself from going too deep and we can both enjoy ourselves. She’s telling not to cum/not to stop and she cums and I look at the clock and my time is up so I say do and she’s like “are you close? I’ll give you a few minutes” and I say “how close can I be with you telling me not to cum for the last two minutes?” Which I’m just joking about and she goes “forget about that, just focus on yourself” and we try but I know it’s not going to happen so I say so and she says “ok I’ll give you 3 minute hand job” and bless her heart for the offer but I tell her I’m nowhere near there but I had a great time/services rendered.
To which she responds “no it’s a 3 minute handjob, I want you to finish before you go”. And I didn’t really understand but I’m like “ok”. At this point she lubes up her hand and straddles me with her pussy in my face and goes “eat my pussy and match my rhythm” and yeah… 3 minute hand job. Hand jobs fucking rock and that shit was a mess, we had to drippini real quick but she was very nice about it.
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coconut al
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Post by coconut al on Sept 15, 2024 10:12:09 GMT -5
Serious question:
Is anyone ever truly released from horny jail? Or do you just get a day pass every once in a while?
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ITID
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least likely to win at literally anything
Actually funny, not actually fun
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Post by ITID on Sept 15, 2024 11:08:56 GMT -5
I like to think that being a recidivist adds to my bad boy mystique
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amplifiedohms
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Post by amplifiedohms on Sept 19, 2024 6:39:52 GMT -5
Just saw a 70+ year old woman with either a bbl or the greatest ass I've ever seen
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Dick Warlock
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livin' the Living to Hang lifestyle
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Post by Dick Warlock on Sept 19, 2024 22:27:08 GMT -5
Get it, granny
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