itii
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Post by itii on Sept 24, 2024 15:40:48 GMT -5
What happens if you squirt on your period π€ i was worried about this when i was dating a squirter years ago but it turned out to just be normal pee I choose to believe this instead |
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burp
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Post by burp on Sept 24, 2024 20:33:21 GMT -5
approaching the horny event horizon.
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amplifiedohms
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Post by amplifiedohms on Sept 25, 2024 2:55:06 GMT -5
Missing Frau Ohms real bad right now and it's like the universe is telling me to rub one out.  |
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MMST3K
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re-education camp success story
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Post by MMST3K on Sept 25, 2024 10:22:09 GMT -5
I suggest you leave the public restroom first.
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amplifiedohms
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Post by amplifiedohms on Sept 25, 2024 12:53:14 GMT -5
I suggest you leave the public restroom first. It's a gym and I've recently been informed by another thread that it's perfectly normal over here. |
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MMST3K
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re-education camp success story
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Post by MMST3K on Sept 25, 2024 12:59:28 GMT -5
After a couple threads today I feel like there's a good chance some of you are gonna get arrested at some point.
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tandoori jones
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lake dues
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Post by tandoori jones on Sept 25, 2024 15:24:37 GMT -5
I suggest you leave the public restroom first. It's a gym and I've recently been informed by another thread that it's perfectly normal over here. yeah just fire one into the back of the urinal while youβre standing there. no one will know |
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jimmyspudboy
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nice
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Post by jimmyspudboy on Sept 26, 2024 10:25:40 GMT -5
Going into work all horned up. π«
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gregor
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Post by gregor on Sept 27, 2024 13:18:08 GMT -5
Sup thread the desire for novelty is wild enjoy your weekends
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JDS
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a kid got his ear punched off
Gonna light you up like Christmas
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Post by JDS on Sept 27, 2024 13:48:32 GMT -5
every day I go into horny jail, but every night, I get released.
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Post by escapedfromthevalley on Sept 27, 2024 13:49:54 GMT -5
every day I go into horny jail, but every night, I get released. EVERY night?! You're living the dream my man |
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jeanxseberg
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Post by jeanxseberg on Sept 27, 2024 13:53:53 GMT -5
When I wake up the real nightmare begins
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Hotdogscominurway
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Post by Hotdogscominurway on Sept 27, 2024 17:48:23 GMT -5
Fuckin locked up rn. LET ME OUT
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crime pays
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friggin dumbass
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Post by crime pays on Sept 27, 2024 17:52:48 GMT -5
Fuckin locked up rn. LET ME OUT  |
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meatballmaniac
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sexual camel
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Post by meatballmaniac on Sept 27, 2024 20:40:03 GMT -5
Key party
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burp
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Post by burp on Sept 27, 2024 20:58:21 GMT -5
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smashedbox
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Post by smashedbox on Sept 27, 2024 21:11:00 GMT -5
I know Thanksgiving is in 2 months but I'm definitely gonna tug this turkey later
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meatballmaniac
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sexual camel
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Post by meatballmaniac on Sept 27, 2024 21:39:19 GMT -5
I know Thanksgiving is in 2 months but I'm definitely gonna tug this turkey later Thanksgiving in Thunder Bay is in like a couple weeks |
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smashedbox
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Post by smashedbox on Sept 27, 2024 22:36:20 GMT -5
I know Thanksgiving is in 2 months but I'm definitely gonna tug this turkey later Thanksgiving in Thunder Bay is in like a couple weeks perfect |
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jimmyspudboy
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nice
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Post by jimmyspudboy on Oct 3, 2024 20:20:48 GMT -5
ARF ARF ARF
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Post by j (in a good way) on Oct 6, 2024 14:25:57 GMT -5
Sexting rocks
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internetbully
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Post by internetbully on Oct 7, 2024 4:21:15 GMT -5
I was in the passenger seat today while mai waife was driving and she pointed out some chick with probably J cups or something ridiculous crossing the street in front of us. Wifey circled the block so she could get another look and then we wen't home and smashed lol.
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gregor
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Post by gregor on Oct 7, 2024 6:39:36 GMT -5
Pictures are cool but Iβm not writing out a paragraph about what Iβm gonna do to ya - builds expectations I donβt need the pressure to live up to |
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sarahohio
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Board's Bottom Bitch
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Post by sarahohio on Oct 7, 2024 11:37:38 GMT -5
Agreed. Nice build up until youβre able to get your hands on each other. Have another week to go until I find out if the doctor releases me from horny jail. Did kind of break out and help the husband get A release π |
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itii
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Post by itii on Oct 7, 2024 12:26:53 GMT -5
Guess I'm looking for a celly again...
Very considerate of sarah to perform community service while incarcerated ππΌ
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sarahohio
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Board's Bottom Bitch
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Post by sarahohio on Oct 7, 2024 12:33:07 GMT -5
Guess I'm looking for a celly again... Very considerate of sarah to perform community service while incarcerated ππΌ Thank you! Iβm just trying to give back in some way, you know? |
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johnny two cool
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Post by johnny two cool on Oct 7, 2024 12:38:10 GMT -5
Agreed. Nice build up until youβre able to get your hands on each other. Have another week to go until I find out if the doctor releases me from horny jail. Did kind of break out and help the husband get A release π hell yeah make another one |
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cfloyd3
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Sky Lopez gang
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Post by cfloyd3 on Oct 7, 2024 12:48:30 GMT -5
I need a new bottle(s) of lube, what y'all sliding in these days?
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Post by β Bob Loblaw β on Oct 7, 2024 12:56:27 GMT -5
I need a new bottle(s) of lube, what y'all sliding in these days? Great cross thread post |
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cfloyd3
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Post by cfloyd3 on Oct 7, 2024 12:58:00 GMT -5
I need a new bottle(s) of lube, what y'all sliding in these days? Great cross thread post The coconut oil was from long long ago thank jah |
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