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Post by ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ on May 18, 2024 14:44:34 GMT -5
he's so horny he wants to die ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ ๐ฏ๐ฎ๐ต๐ต๐ช ๐ถ๐ธ๐ญ๐ฎ ๐ช๐ฌ๐ฝ๐ฒ๐ฟ๐ช๐ฝ๐ฎ๐ญ ๐
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antipasto
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Post by antipasto on May 18, 2024 15:24:17 GMT -5
Jesus was in love with a prostitute. Captain Save a Ho She wasnโt a prostitute, Pope Gregory effed the whole thing up |
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antipasto
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Post by antipasto on May 18, 2024 15:26:34 GMT -5
Third day without power, third day without porn Iโll send you some dvdโs |
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itii
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Post by itii on May 18, 2024 15:54:14 GMT -5
Third day without power, third day without porn Iโll send you some dvdโs I can send them out as cum tributes to other inmates and we can start getting this place real freaky |
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Post by j (in a good way) on May 18, 2024 16:12:03 GMT -5
I want uppies
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xkingbuzzox
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Post by xkingbuzzox on May 18, 2024 16:20:53 GMT -5
God damn. A guy goes to work and comes back to a horny jail riot.
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lilpat
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Post by lilpat on May 18, 2024 16:25:21 GMT -5
just hung out with a friend and she practically had her massive yabbos out the whole time so now iโm feeling ravenous
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burp
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Post by burp on May 18, 2024 16:26:11 GMT -5
hell yeah
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46 Year Old Epic Memer
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Post by 46 Year Old Epic Memer on May 18, 2024 16:29:53 GMT -5
Uppies by recently divorced WNBA superstar Kelsey Plum would fix me |
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itii
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Post by itii on May 18, 2024 16:31:59 GMT -5
Uppies by recently divorced WBNA superstar Kelsey Plum would fix me Yooooooooo |
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giorgio merauder
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Post by giorgio merauder on May 18, 2024 16:39:32 GMT -5
Cant believe my state has blocked pornhub can't believe my job has blocked pornhub |
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anointed
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Post by anointed on May 18, 2024 16:43:32 GMT -5
 pack your bags boys, weโre heading to germany |
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MMST3K
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Post by MMST3K on May 18, 2024 16:51:05 GMT -5
Aight bye bitch!
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zaph
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Post by zaph on May 18, 2024 16:57:51 GMT -5
horny no more
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mots
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Post by mots on May 18, 2024 17:01:13 GMT -5
Iโm post-horny
38 years old and over medicated letโs go
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lilpat
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Post by lilpat on May 18, 2024 17:08:07 GMT -5
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zaph
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Post by zaph on May 18, 2024 17:09:41 GMT -5
nvm i came across a kwon eunbig post on ig horned up |
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jimmyspudboy
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nice
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Post by jimmyspudboy on May 18, 2024 17:15:19 GMT -5
I recently matched on Hinge with a woman who's 5'10" (I'm 5'5" for reference). But she lives 2 hrs away. |
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anointed
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Post by anointed on May 18, 2024 17:20:04 GMT -5
youre 5โ5 but your posts give off 6โ2 energy
twu king
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itii
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Post by itii on May 18, 2024 17:24:40 GMT -5
I recently matched on Hinge with a woman who's 5'10" (I'm 5'5" for reference). She lives 2 hrs away. Ftfy |
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lilpat
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Post by lilpat on May 18, 2024 18:07:00 GMT -5
me (i wanna be railed by a 5 foot tall girl)  |
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crimsonotter
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Post by crimsonotter on May 18, 2024 18:16:12 GMT -5
Lately, Iโve Been watching too much porn made in cars
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Post by ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ on May 18, 2024 19:28:37 GMT -5
Lately, Iโve Been watching too much porn made in cars not my favorite setting but preferable to outdoor porn. something about those people being outside just grosses me out |
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crimsonotter
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Post by crimsonotter on May 18, 2024 19:33:38 GMT -5
Lately, Iโve Been watching too much porn made in cars not my favorite setting but preferable to outdoor porn. something about those people being outside just grosses me out Yeah, camping ones donโt do anything for me. Maybe if itโs in a tent. |
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Tstigz
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Post by Tstigz on May 18, 2024 19:34:34 GMT -5
Gonna bang my wife tonight in a hotel gettin free popcorn in the lobby at the Drury then gonna bang!!
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lilpat
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Post by lilpat on May 18, 2024 19:36:33 GMT -5
Gonna bang my wife tonight in a hotel gettin free popcorn in the lobby at the Drury then gonna bang!! lately iโve been into the โew step bro / step aunt, we have to share a hotel room together with only one bed???โ subgenre, you guys should act that one out |
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Post by ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ on May 18, 2024 20:54:09 GMT -5
Gonna bang my wife tonight in a hotel gettin free popcorn in the lobby at the Drury then gonna bang!! the free popcorn is a powerful aphrodisiac |
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theywalkedinline
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Post by theywalkedinline on May 18, 2024 20:57:12 GMT -5
Drury Inn hotdogs slap.
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Tstigz
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Post by Tstigz on May 18, 2024 21:20:46 GMT -5
Mission Accumplished!! ๐ฟ ๐ฆ
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Post by j (in a good way) on May 18, 2024 21:31:55 GMT -5
Mission Accumplished!! ๐ฟ ๐ฆ Hell why not go back in for round two haha I'm just playin bud although idk why the hell not |
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