H0rny Jail v6.9 🥴🔨

[MMST3K]

Jun 2, 2024 8:05:32 GMT -5 Jack Hard said:

Whats everyone's apinions on jock straps?

Imo, hot on anyone, and extremely comfy.

This post reeks of stolen jock straps and ball sweat.

[cfloyd3]

Jun 2, 2024 17:36:18 GMT -5 Pat said:

Oct 8, 2023 22:52:41 GMT -5 not Worship said:

this is the new camgirl thread right?



can we timestamp exactly when e-girls started getting just one nipple piercing?

Feels like something something lana del Ray

Inflation has made getting both nips done too expensive

[The Last Online Marxist]

im learning a lot

[The Last Online Marxist]

is this turning u on

[burp]

i like when the big tittems go in my face ha ha

[floorpunchchalie]

Jun 2, 2024 21:27:38 GMT -5 burp said:

i like when the big tittems go in my face ha ha

Incredible feeling!!! You and I are kinda similar in what we like.

[Tstigz]

Jun 2, 2024 21:20:50 GMT -5 The Last Online Marxist said:

im learning a lot

Some people like having their cock crushed in a vise, others don’t.

[Pat]

Jun 2, 2024 18:52:20 GMT -5 itii said:

Jun 2, 2024 17:36:18 GMT -5 Pat said:

Feels like something something lana del Ray

Why are you in 2023?

I'm not sold on 24 yet?

[MMST3K]

Jun 2, 2024 23:13:38 GMT -5 Pat said:

Jun 2, 2024 18:52:20 GMT -5 itii said:

Why are you in 2023?

I'm not sold on 24 yet?

Something Leonardo DiCaprio will never say.

[Jon Joseph in a golf cart.]

Jun 2, 2024 21:36:22 GMT -5 floorpunchchalie said:

Jun 2, 2024 21:27:38 GMT -5 burp said:

i like when the big tittems go in my face ha ha

Incredible feeling!!! You and I are kinda similar in what we like.

Osama Vinladen Jiménez López🎅🎄

[MMST3K]

Jun 2, 2024 21:36:22 GMT -5 floorpunchchalie said:

Jun 2, 2024 21:27:38 GMT -5 burp said:

i like when the big tittems go in my face ha ha

Incredible feeling!!! You and I are kinda similar in what we like.

Chalz to burp...

[fishtalk - certified baddie]

this is gonna be pretty horny, i'm sorry god. a big warning to anyone who doesn't want to read a play by play of me visiting a sex worker - this post isn't for you, this is for the desperately lonely and horny perverts who want a new yorker length article about how money can actually buy happiness, if only for a moment.

SPOILER: Click to show

so i may have understold that i'm a huge fan of this womans porn, her body is just unbelievable and her mind is filthy - i own a lot of her content and i've been watching some of the same videos for like 3 years - i've been sweating this woman for a while. like i find this woman overwhelming to look at sometimes, after we made plans i was looking at her pics/vids and hyper-ventalating over the reality of the situation and i had made peace with the possibility that i was probably going to finish embarrassingly quickly - which luckily didnt happen.

so i wen't to her hotel and wen't up and shes so fucking tiny, like 5ft, maybe 5'2 and shes so pretty and wearing this innocent but sexy lingerie and like, shes just all tits and ass and smiles and i think i'm going to fucking puke i cant even believe this is real, lol.

so we go to the bed and talk and shes just being very sexy, but i dont think shes even trying, shes just very cute and there are moments i cant even focus on what shes saying cause of her body and then she got on top of me and started kissing me/my neck and i'm just like praying to god i dont cum in my pants. so we're making out and i'm like a goddamn octopus with my hands all over this womans butt, can't say enough about her butt - just amazing butt. anyway, then she takes off her bralette and fuck, i think these are without a doubt the biggest boobs i've ever seen in my life, just speechless. the thing here being that the only other time ive been with a woman who had really big tits she hated them and wouldn't let me give any attention to them even though they were fucking great, but they were like off limits and she wouldn't even get on top of me without a shirt on.... so this woman taking her shirt off and then moving into position in anticipation of getting them played with and sucked on almost brought actaul tears to my eyes. i felt like a baby, i think they were the size of my head - i love all boobs, but i've never really spent any time with big boobs and it was a great experience, just feeling a giant pair of boobs dangling against my chest was like... life affirming, like putting your bare feet on grass or something.

at this point shes rubbing my dick while i'm just on another planet, i may have been speaking in tongues at this point, i dunno... it gets foggy. then shes like "ok let me suck your dick" so she moves off so i can take off the rest of my clothes and my underwear looks like i definitely came, theyre fucking soaked through in precum and my dick was so covered i had to like wipe it off - i'm sorry i'm sorry - i'm just saying - my excitement was like that of a much younger man, high school comes to mind. at this point shes like "whats your control like?" and i gotta tell her that usually i'm good but that theres a real chance my control wont be what it usually is but like i'm not going to accidentally cum in her mouth or something - which was one of the few things she said was off limits. shes just like "thats fine, if you do finish early we can go again if you're able - but if you're not good at going again i can take it slow and we can take a break if you want" which i was like, man no woman has ever said that to me before i don' think? how nice. so she moves down to suck my dick and then is like "oh is this ok? or would you rather covered?" and i'm like "whatever makes you more comfortable" and she just starts sucking it and i'm wondering if shes wondering if i'm worried about stds or if shes worried that i'm about to cum immediately - which probably the latter.

i dont cum, all of my last minute prayers to god paid off. shes sucking my dick and i can feel her huge tits on my legs and when i look over i can see her big ass in the air in the mirror and i'm realizing that this is the best experience of my entire life, and i feel no shame. shes doing a great job and as she puts her hair up in a bun i ask if she can switch to my side so i can grab her butt, which she happily does and goes back to it while i focus my attention on her butt. you know when you move your hand towards a womans pussy and they'll spread their legs a bit so you can get in there? i love that, theres just something about that permission that is very hot, i dunno, i haven't thought about that for a while but as i was running my hand up the inside of her thigh she repositioned herself and it felt like that, so i started rubbing her while she was sucking me and after a few minutes i'm like "do you like having your ass slapped?" and she does, so i give it a few slaps and am just in awe and shes like "do you want to play with it?" and i'm like "oh yeah" so shes like "ok, here" so she moves and lays down on her stomach and i straddle her legs and and am like a child playing with playdoh, these were not the actions of a grown man - i know this. then shes like "i have oil if you want" and i did, so she got oil and i oiled up her butt and played with it and then just ended up massaging her entire body cause i'm a fucking wierdo. i think i might have forgotten to mention how good she smelt too, like a scented spring breeze or something equally as whimsical.

after a while i'm still massaging her butt and shes like "its ok, but did you cum?" and i'm like "whaaat?? nnoo?" cause i've literally just been lost in rubbing this womans butt and then i look down and like, theres a rope of precum from my dick dripping down between her legs and its a lot, like shes been being polite for a while, lol. so i get off her and wipe her off and she grabs my dick and is like "oh i guess you didn't cum" and starts sucking it a bit and then goes "do you still want to go down on me?" which like duh, thats all i want, i'm not really ashamed to say that i would have paid her a lot more for a lot less. so she lays back and i start doing my thing, time and space no longer exists, i've been preparing my entire life for this one moment, i've been studying for this test, i'm gonna ace this shit. the pussy tastes amazing and after a few minutes shes very wet, i check in to make sure shes actually enjoying herself - like however much she can be i guess?? and shes like "yeah youre really good at that" which i dunno maybe? like no way a woman who is this pretty wants me to be eating her out (yeah i said eating her out) but i go back to it cause i'm enjoying the hell out of it and like a minute later i can tell shes close and she cums and is like.... super surprised??? lol shes all "oh wow, i came you just made me cum... wow" and i dont know if i'm supposed to be kind of offended or impressed with myself but i'm just like "can i keep going?" and shes like "yeah, but i just came" and i'm like "yeah, but can you cum again?" and shes like "yeah i think so" and then proceeded to go down on her for a few minutes before beginning to slowly incorporate her butthole and she turned into a mess, lol - it was absolutely the most fun i've ever had maybe - i think spending years watching this woman masturbate really gave me some insight but also made me extra kind of voyeuristic cause i had like zero thoughts of myself during this entire time, i really started eating her ass and brought up her legs up against her stomach and just alternated between licking her pussy and butthole until she came again and then since i was in full ass eating mode at that point i asked if she had a vibrator so she got it and i put it on a low setting and asked her to turn over onto her knees so i could eat her ass while she pressed the vibrator against her pussy. after a few minutes i checked in and she said she was having a great time so i told her she could turn the vibrator up whenever she wanted to. a few minutes later she turned it up and came while i tongued her asshole as it puckered over and over around the tip of it. she then collapsed on her side and told me she needed a minute. after all this there was a legit pool of precum underneath me, i'm putting out highschool level emissions here - it was really embarassing but i felt CrAzY.

so we laid back for a minute and she asks if i want to have sex and yup i guess so sure, theres nothing on tv. so she grabs a condom and throws it on, and gets on top of me and starts grinding my dick and going slow playing with her tits and sucking on them and i cant imagine how braindead a must have looked cause not a thought in my head beyond how tight and warm this womans pussy was, like for sure maybe this womans anatomy was just trying to keep me out of there but i knew she was tight from her videos already and again, it felt like when i was 15 trying to get my dick into my gf and it like popping out if you pulled out too far. so shes grinding on me and rubbing herself and shes getting close so i'm like "please dont stop" and i lay there and watch her cum with my dick inside her and shes throttling my cock with her pussy - very cool! she gets up and turns around and then does reverse cowgirl for a bit and lets me slap her ass, then i'm like ok i gotta fuck you i cant lay around anymore" now i was a little apprehensive about this cause i'd been with a woman with a very large butt before and with my average sized dick it was fucking hard to really hit that from the back properly so i wasn't sure if i was just going to go missionary or try to slide into doggy and then take the L if i had to, i had been eating her ass from behind but had never once thought of looking at the logistics of it, but when i got up she bent over and put a beautiful huge arch in her back and i wen't in no problem, and shes like "you can fuck me hard, just dont be rough" so i kind of just selfishly wen't to town watching her ass bounce on me, slapping it, spreading it... so that combined with all the sexy noise she was making threw me into that zone and i was like "its time to cum" so i wen't for it and had an almost endless orgasm pressed balls deep into this womans pussy with her large beaitful butt hugging me, like i've never had a more satisfying sexual experince in my life, felt like i'd just ate christmas dinner and couldn't be more satisfied with myself. at this point we both reached for the condom to make sure it didnt slip off and we both held it firmly at the base of my dick while we slid off each other - i'm sure she was a lot more worried than i was, but we both were treating that shit like some serious business and it was funny to me afterwards.

we laid around and talked a bit and i told her i had a great time and thanked her for everything she was like "i wasn't expecting any of that" and i'm like "dont you read your comments? ive been making promises i had to live up to" and then we talked more but it was hard cause we have nothing really in common and she doesn't know who like neil young is and when i asked about her interests shes like "fitness, nutrition, make up... no i used to like make up but now i'm really into skin care products, and hello kitty" so we talked about sex work/her job a lot, it was actually really interesting to hear about industry bullshit kind of stuff. i was there for like 3 hrs and then was like "yo you should have told me you had to go" but she said she was enjoying the conversation (?? maybe) and wasnt anxious to get back to her place. i guess she was out here doing filming with other models and renting some fancy place to do it at.

after i left i could smell her all over me and it was intoxicating and i laughed cause like as soon as i left i'm sure she ran to have a drippini but i'm standing around like i'm a kid again smelling pussy on my fingers for the first time, just pathetic. i was stoked though.

actually theres some video footage of me leaving and going home, kind of invasive of my privacy but a historical moment.

SPOILER: Click to show

like 20 minutes after i left she texted me again to say what a great time she had and how much she appreciated the giant tip i gave her and was like "you dont need to pay for OF anymore" and sent me a free year but was also like "if you mention or make any allusions to us meeting up in person on there i'll have to block you".

so then i messaged her on OF and asked to buy a custom video and acted like this never happened and things are back to normal.

best possible experience for me, only bummer is that it has left me extra horny, obviously.

[itii]

oh my god that's a lot of words

[fishtalk - certified baddie]

Jun 3, 2024 3:27:07 GMT -5 itii said:

oh my god that's a lot of words

It’s moby dicked-down.

[antipasto]

Hell yeah

[Cloud chasing the Ben diagram]

I got to put a booty to the words jus sayin

[theonefreeman]

It sounds like you could be in love. Unfortunately, that feeling is almost exactly like being bricked up, so it's hard to tell which is which.

[jonsetsfire]

Jun 3, 2024 4:51:00 GMT -5 Cloud chasing the Ben diagram said:

I got to put a booty to the words jus sayin

In4pix, both of you!

[pisswizard]

Ok but who is she?

[cooltobeyou]

Post the porn girlie you fucked fishbro

[The Last Online Marxist]

Ya can barely get a poster to post three words until it’s sex this sex that

[oogracie👻]

I read it all. It was a masterpiece. But without a link, idk, man…

[bennybroll]

Jun 3, 2024 3:12:30 GMT -5 fishtalk - certified baddie said:

this is gonna be pretty horny, i'm sorry god. a big warning to anyone who doesn't want to read a play by play of me visiting a sex worker - this post isn't for you, this is for the desperately lonely and horny perverts who want a new yorker length article about how money can actually buy happiness, if only for a moment.

SPOILER: Click to show

so i may have understold that i'm a huge fan of this womans porn, her body is just unbelievable and her mind is filthy - i own a lot of her content and i've been watching some of the same videos for like 3 years - i've been sweating this woman for a while. like i find this woman overwhelming to look at sometimes, after we made plans i was looking at her pics/vids and hyper-ventalating over the reality of the situation and i had made peace with the possibility that i was probably going to finish embarrassingly quickly - which luckily didnt happen.

so i wen't to her hotel and wen't up and shes so fucking tiny, like 5ft, maybe 5'2 and shes so pretty and wearing this innocent but sexy lingerie and like, shes just all tits and ass and smiles and i think i'm going to fucking puke i cant even believe this is real, lol.

so we go to the bed and talk and shes just being very sexy, but i dont think shes even trying, shes just very cute and there are moments i cant even focus on what shes saying cause of her body and then she got on top of me and started kissing me/my neck and i'm just like praying to god i dont cum in my pants. so we're making out and i'm like a goddamn octopus with my hands all over this womans butt, can't say enough about her butt - just amazing butt. anyway, then she takes off her bralette and fuck, i think these are without a doubt the biggest boobs i've ever seen in my life, just speechless. the thing here being that the only other time ive been with a woman who had really big tits she hated them and wouldn't let me give any attention to them even though they were fucking great, but they were like off limits and she wouldn't even get on top of me without a shirt on.... so this woman taking her shirt off and then moving into position in anticipation of getting them played with and sucked on almost brought actaul tears to my eyes. i felt like a baby, i think they were the size of my head - i love all boobs, but i've never really spent any time with big boobs and it was a great experience, just feeling a giant pair of boobs dangling against my chest was like... life affirming, like putting your bare feet on grass or something.

at this point shes rubbing my dick while i'm just on another planet, i may have been speaking in tongues at this point, i dunno... it gets foggy. then shes like "ok let me suck your dick" so she moves off so i can take off the rest of my clothes and my underwear looks like i definitely came, theyre fucking soaked through in precum and my dick was so covered i had to like wipe it off - i'm sorry i'm sorry - i'm just saying - my excitement was like that of a much younger man, high school comes to mind. at this point shes like "whats your control like?" and i gotta tell her that usually i'm good but that theres a real chance my control wont be what it usually is but like i'm not going to accidentally cum in her mouth or something - which was one of the few things she said was off limits. shes just like "thats fine, if you do finish early we can go again if you're able - but if you're not good at going again i can take it slow and we can take a break if you want" which i was like, man no woman has ever said that to me before i don' think? how nice. so she moves down to suck my dick and then is like "oh is this ok? or would you rather covered?" and i'm like "whatever makes you more comfortable" and she just starts sucking it and i'm wondering if shes wondering if i'm worried about stds or if shes worried that i'm about to cum immediately - which probably the latter.

i dont cum, all of my last minute prayers to god paid off. shes sucking my dick and i can feel her huge tits on my legs and when i look over i can see her big ass in the air in the mirror and i'm realizing that this is the best experience of my entire life, and i feel no shame. shes doing a great job and as she puts her hair up in a bun i ask if she can switch to my side so i can grab her butt, which she happily does and goes back to it while i focus my attention on her butt. you know when you move your hand towards a womans pussy and they'll spread their legs a bit so you can get in there? i love that, theres just something about that permission that is very hot, i dunno, i haven't thought about that for a while but as i was running my hand up the inside of her thigh she repositioned herself and it felt like that, so i started rubbing her while she was sucking me and after a few minutes i'm like "do you like having your ass slapped?" and she does, so i give it a few slaps and am just in awe and shes like "do you want to play with it?" and i'm like "oh yeah" so shes like "ok, here" so she moves and lays down on her stomach and i straddle her legs and and am like a child playing with playdoh, these were not the actions of a grown man - i know this. then shes like "i have oil if you want" and i did, so she got oil and i oiled up her butt and played with it and then just ended up massaging her entire body cause i'm a fucking wierdo. i think i might have forgotten to mention how good she smelt too, like a scented spring breeze or something equally as whimsical.

after a while i'm still massaging her butt and shes like "its ok, but did you cum?" and i'm like "whaaat?? nnoo?" cause i've literally just been lost in rubbing this womans butt and then i look down and like, theres a rope of precum from my dick dripping down between her legs and its a lot, like shes been being polite for a while, lol. so i get off her and wipe her off and she grabs my dick and is like "oh i guess you didn't cum" and starts sucking it a bit and then goes "do you still want to go down on me?" which like duh, thats all i want, i'm not really ashamed to say that i would have paid her a lot more for a lot less. so she lays back and i start doing my thing, time and space no longer exists, i've been preparing my entire life for this one moment, i've been studying for this test, i'm gonna ace this shit. the pussy tastes amazing and after a few minutes shes very wet, i check in to make sure shes actually enjoying herself - like however much she can be i guess?? and shes like "yeah youre really good at that" which i dunno maybe? like no way a woman who is this pretty wants me to be eating her out (yeah i said eating her out) but i go back to it cause i'm enjoying the hell out of it and like a minute later i can tell shes close and she cums and is like.... super surprised??? lol shes all "oh wow, i came you just made me cum... wow" and i dont know if i'm supposed to be kind of offended or impressed with myself but i'm just like "can i keep going?" and shes like "yeah, but i just came" and i'm like "yeah, but can you cum again?" and shes like "yeah i think so" and then proceeded to go down on her for a few minutes before beginning to slowly incorporate her butthole and she turned into a mess, lol - it was absolutely the most fun i've ever had maybe - i think spending years watching this woman masturbate really gave me some insight but also made me extra kind of voyeuristic cause i had like zero thoughts of myself during this entire time, i really started eating her ass and brought up her legs up against her stomach and just alternated between licking her pussy and butthole until she came again and then since i was in full ass eating mode at that point i asked if she had a vibrator so she got it and i put it on a low setting and asked her to turn over onto her knees so i could eat her ass while she pressed the vibrator against her pussy. after a few minutes i checked in and she said she was having a great time so i told her she could turn the vibrator up whenever she wanted to. a few minutes later she turned it up and came while i tongued her asshole as it puckered over and over around the tip of it. she then collapsed on her side and told me she needed a minute. after all this there was a legit pool of precum underneath me, i'm putting out highschool level emissions here - it was really embarassing but i felt CrAzY.

so we laid back for a minute and she asks if i want to have sex and yup i guess so sure, theres nothing on tv. so she grabs a condom and throws it on, and gets on top of me and starts grinding my dick and going slow playing with her tits and sucking on them and i cant imagine how braindead a must have looked cause not a thought in my head beyond how tight and warm this womans pussy was, like for sure maybe this womans anatomy was just trying to keep me out of there but i knew she was tight from her videos already and again, it felt like when i was 15 trying to get my dick into my gf and it like popping out if you pulled out too far. so shes grinding on me and rubbing herself and shes getting close so i'm like "please dont stop" and i lay there and watch her cum with my dick inside her and shes throttling my cock with her pussy - very cool! she gets up and turns around and then does reverse cowgirl for a bit and lets me slap her ass, then i'm like ok i gotta fuck you i cant lay around anymore" now i was a little apprehensive about this cause i'd been with a woman with a very large butt before and with my average sized dick it was fucking hard to really hit that from the back properly so i wasn't sure if i was just going to go missionary or try to slide into doggy and then take the L if i had to, i had been eating her ass from behind but had never once thought of looking at the logistics of it, but when i got up she bent over and put a beautiful huge arch in her back and i wen't in no problem, and shes like "you can fuck me hard, just dont be rough" so i kind of just selfishly wen't to town watching her ass bounce on me, slapping it, spreading it... so that combined with all the sexy noise she was making threw me into that zone and i was like "its time to cum" so i wen't for it and had an almost endless orgasm pressed balls deep into this womans pussy with her large beaitful butt hugging me, like i've never had a more satisfying sexual experince in my life, felt like i'd just ate christmas dinner and couldn't be more satisfied with myself. at this point we both reached for the condom to make sure it didnt slip off and we both held it firmly at the base of my dick while we slid off each other - i'm sure she was a lot more worried than i was, but we both were treating that shit like some serious business and it was funny to me afterwards.

we laid around and talked a bit and i told her i had a great time and thanked her for everything she was like "i wasn't expecting any of that" and i'm like "dont you read your comments? ive been making promises i had to live up to" and then we talked more but it was hard cause we have nothing really in common and she doesn't know who like neil young is and when i asked about her interests shes like "fitness, nutrition, make up... no i used to like make up but now i'm really into skin care products, and hello kitty" so we talked about sex work/her job a lot, it was actually really interesting to hear about industry bullshit kind of stuff. i was there for like 3 hrs and then was like "yo you should have told me you had to go" but she said she was enjoying the conversation (?? maybe) and wasnt anxious to get back to her place. i guess she was out here doing filming with other models and renting some fancy place to do it at.

after i left i could smell her all over me and it was intoxicating and i laughed cause like as soon as i left i'm sure she ran to have a drippini but i'm standing around like i'm a kid again smelling pussy on my fingers for the first time, just pathetic. i was stoked though.

actually theres some video footage of me leaving and going home, kind of invasive of my privacy but a historical moment.

SPOILER: Click to show

like 20 minutes after i left she texted me again to say what a great time she had and how much she appreciated the giant tip i gave her and was like "you dont need to pay for OF anymore" and sent me a free year but was also like "if you mention or make any allusions to us meeting up in person on there i'll have to block you".

so then i messaged her on OF and asked to buy a custom video and acted like this never happened and things are back to normal.

best possible experience for me, only bummer is that it has left me extra horny, obviously.

[The Last Online Marxist]

Jun 3, 2024 3:12:30 GMT -5 fishtalk - certified baddie said:

this is gonna be pretty horny, i'm sorry god. a big warning to anyone who doesn't want to read a play by play of me visiting a sex worker - this post isn't for you, this is for the desperately lonely and horny perverts who want a new yorker length article about how money can actually buy happiness, if only for a moment.

SPOILER: Click to show

so i may have understold that i'm a huge fan of this womans porn, her body is just unbelievable and her mind is filthy - i own a lot of her content and i've been watching some of the same videos for like 3 years - i've been sweating this woman for a while. like i find this woman overwhelming to look at sometimes, after we made plans i was looking at her pics/vids and hyper-ventalating over the reality of the situation and i had made peace with the possibility that i was probably going to finish embarrassingly quickly - which luckily didnt happen.

so i wen't to her hotel and wen't up and shes so fucking tiny, like 5ft, maybe 5'2 and shes so pretty and wearing this innocent but sexy lingerie and like, shes just all tits and ass and smiles and i think i'm going to fucking puke i cant even believe this is real, lol.

so we go to the bed and talk and shes just being very sexy, but i dont think shes even trying, shes just very cute and there are moments i cant even focus on what shes saying cause of her body and then she got on top of me and started kissing me/my neck and i'm just like praying to god i dont cum in my pants. so we're making out and i'm like a goddamn octopus with my hands all over this womans butt, can't say enough about her butt - just amazing butt. anyway, then she takes off her bralette and fuck, i think these are without a doubt the biggest boobs i've ever seen in my life, just speechless. the thing here being that the only other time ive been with a woman who had really big tits she hated them and wouldn't let me give any attention to them even though they were fucking great, but they were like off limits and she wouldn't even get on top of me without a shirt on.... so this woman taking her shirt off and then moving into position in anticipation of getting them played with and sucked on almost brought actaul tears to my eyes. i felt like a baby, i think they were the size of my head - i love all boobs, but i've never really spent any time with big boobs and it was a great experience, just feeling a giant pair of boobs dangling against my chest was like... life affirming, like putting your bare feet on grass or something.

at this point shes rubbing my dick while i'm just on another planet, i may have been speaking in tongues at this point, i dunno... it gets foggy. then shes like "ok let me suck your dick" so she moves off so i can take off the rest of my clothes and my underwear looks like i definitely came, theyre fucking soaked through in precum and my dick was so covered i had to like wipe it off - i'm sorry i'm sorry - i'm just saying - my excitement was like that of a much younger man, high school comes to mind. at this point shes like "whats your control like?" and i gotta tell her that usually i'm good but that theres a real chance my control wont be what it usually is but like i'm not going to accidentally cum in her mouth or something - which was one of the few things she said was off limits. shes just like "thats fine, if you do finish early we can go again if you're able - but if you're not good at going again i can take it slow and we can take a break if you want" which i was like, man no woman has ever said that to me before i don' think? how nice. so she moves down to suck my dick and then is like "oh is this ok? or would you rather covered?" and i'm like "whatever makes you more comfortable" and she just starts sucking it and i'm wondering if shes wondering if i'm worried about stds or if shes worried that i'm about to cum immediately - which probably the latter.

i dont cum, all of my last minute prayers to god paid off. shes sucking my dick and i can feel her huge tits on my legs and when i look over i can see her big ass in the air in the mirror and i'm realizing that this is the best experience of my entire life, and i feel no shame. shes doing a great job and as she puts her hair up in a bun i ask if she can switch to my side so i can grab her butt, which she happily does and goes back to it while i focus my attention on her butt. you know when you move your hand towards a womans pussy and they'll spread their legs a bit so you can get in there? i love that, theres just something about that permission that is very hot, i dunno, i haven't thought about that for a while but as i was running my hand up the inside of her thigh she repositioned herself and it felt like that, so i started rubbing her while she was sucking me and after a few minutes i'm like "do you like having your ass slapped?" and she does, so i give it a few slaps and am just in awe and shes like "do you want to play with it?" and i'm like "oh yeah" so shes like "ok, here" so she moves and lays down on her stomach and i straddle her legs and and am like a child playing with playdoh, these were not the actions of a grown man - i know this. then shes like "i have oil if you want" and i did, so she got oil and i oiled up her butt and played with it and then just ended up massaging her entire body cause i'm a fucking wierdo. i think i might have forgotten to mention how good she smelt too, like a scented spring breeze or something equally as whimsical.

after a while i'm still massaging her butt and shes like "its ok, but did you cum?" and i'm like "whaaat?? nnoo?" cause i've literally just been lost in rubbing this womans butt and then i look down and like, theres a rope of precum from my dick dripping down between her legs and its a lot, like shes been being polite for a while, lol. so i get off her and wipe her off and she grabs my dick and is like "oh i guess you didn't cum" and starts sucking it a bit and then goes "do you still want to go down on me?" which like duh, thats all i want, i'm not really ashamed to say that i would have paid her a lot more for a lot less. so she lays back and i start doing my thing, time and space no longer exists, i've been preparing my entire life for this one moment, i've been studying for this test, i'm gonna ace this shit. the pussy tastes amazing and after a few minutes shes very wet, i check in to make sure shes actually enjoying herself - like however much she can be i guess?? and shes like "yeah youre really good at that" which i dunno maybe? like no way a woman who is this pretty wants me to be eating her out (yeah i said eating her out) but i go back to it cause i'm enjoying the hell out of it and like a minute later i can tell shes close and she cums and is like.... super surprised??? lol shes all "oh wow, i came you just made me cum... wow" and i dont know if i'm supposed to be kind of offended or impressed with myself but i'm just like "can i keep going?" and shes like "yeah, but i just came" and i'm like "yeah, but can you cum again?" and shes like "yeah i think so" and then proceeded to go down on her for a few minutes before beginning to slowly incorporate her butthole and she turned into a mess, lol - it was absolutely the most fun i've ever had maybe - i think spending years watching this woman masturbate really gave me some insight but also made me extra kind of voyeuristic cause i had like zero thoughts of myself during this entire time, i really started eating her ass and brought up her legs up against her stomach and just alternated between licking her pussy and butthole until she came again and then since i was in full ass eating mode at that point i asked if she had a vibrator so she got it and i put it on a low setting and asked her to turn over onto her knees so i could eat her ass while she pressed the vibrator against her pussy. after a few minutes i checked in and she said she was having a great time so i told her she could turn the vibrator up whenever she wanted to. a few minutes later she turned it up and came while i tongued her asshole as it puckered over and over around the tip of it. she then collapsed on her side and told me she needed a minute. after all this there was a legit pool of precum underneath me, i'm putting out highschool level emissions here - it was really embarassing but i felt CrAzY.

so we laid back for a minute and she asks if i want to have sex and yup i guess so sure, theres nothing on tv. so she grabs a condom and throws it on, and gets on top of me and starts grinding my dick and going slow playing with her tits and sucking on them and i cant imagine how braindead a must have looked cause not a thought in my head beyond how tight and warm this womans pussy was, like for sure maybe this womans anatomy was just trying to keep me out of there but i knew she was tight from her videos already and again, it felt like when i was 15 trying to get my dick into my gf and it like popping out if you pulled out too far. so shes grinding on me and rubbing herself and shes getting close so i'm like "please dont stop" and i lay there and watch her cum with my dick inside her and shes throttling my cock with her pussy - very cool! she gets up and turns around and then does reverse cowgirl for a bit and lets me slap her ass, then i'm like ok i gotta fuck you i cant lay around anymore" now i was a little apprehensive about this cause i'd been with a woman with a very large butt before and with my average sized dick it was fucking hard to really hit that from the back properly so i wasn't sure if i was just going to go missionary or try to slide into doggy and then take the L if i had to, i had been eating her ass from behind but had never once thought of looking at the logistics of it, but when i got up she bent over and put a beautiful huge arch in her back and i wen't in no problem, and shes like "you can fuck me hard, just dont be rough" so i kind of just selfishly wen't to town watching her ass bounce on me, slapping it, spreading it... so that combined with all the sexy noise she was making threw me into that zone and i was like "its time to cum" so i wen't for it and had an almost endless orgasm pressed balls deep into this womans pussy with her large beaitful butt hugging me, like i've never had a more satisfying sexual experince in my life, felt like i'd just ate christmas dinner and couldn't be more satisfied with myself. at this point we both reached for the condom to make sure it didnt slip off and we both held it firmly at the base of my dick while we slid off each other - i'm sure she was a lot more worried than i was, but we both were treating that shit like some serious business and it was funny to me afterwards.

we laid around and talked a bit and i told her i had a great time and thanked her for everything she was like "i wasn't expecting any of that" and i'm like "dont you read your comments? ive been making promises i had to live up to" and then we talked more but it was hard cause we have nothing really in common and she doesn't know who like neil young is and when i asked about her interests shes like "fitness, nutrition, make up... no i used to like make up but now i'm really into skin care products, and hello kitty" so we talked about sex work/her job a lot, it was actually really interesting to hear about industry bullshit kind of stuff. i was there for like 3 hrs and then was like "yo you should have told me you had to go" but she said she was enjoying the conversation (?? maybe) and wasnt anxious to get back to her place. i guess she was out here doing filming with other models and renting some fancy place to do it at.

after i left i could smell her all over me and it was intoxicating and i laughed cause like as soon as i left i'm sure she ran to have a drippini but i'm standing around like i'm a kid again smelling pussy on my fingers for the first time, just pathetic. i was stoked though.

actually theres some video footage of me leaving and going home, kind of invasive of my privacy but a historical moment.

SPOILER: Click to show

like 20 minutes after i left she texted me again to say what a great time she had and how much she appreciated the giant tip i gave her and was like "you dont need to pay for OF anymore" and sent me a free year but was also like "if you mention or make any allusions to us meeting up in person on there i'll have to block you".

so then i messaged her on OF and asked to buy a custom video and acted like this never happened and things are back to normal.

best possible experience for me, only bummer is that it has left me extra horny, obviously.

[The Last Online Marxist]

I’m not trying 2 b a hater tho… congrats on the sex

[inheritedhell]

Post the link

[oogracie👻]

Ftr I wouldn’t post the link either if I were you haha

[youthofwhodey]

Read that on the work computer. If I get fired don't care. That's a W.

[jimmyspudboy]

Jun 3, 2024 9:27:57 GMT -5 youthofwhodey said:

Read that on the work computer. If I get fired don't care. That's a W.

did you cum?

[youthofwhodey]

No, but I have been abstaining from porn for over a week and only beating to pics of my lady but might go back now.