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Post by fishtalk i like (the) Sundays on Dec 11, 2023 13:41:24 GMT -5
Reading that post and realizing I’m definitely autistic.
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stiffbreeze
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Post by stiffbreeze on Dec 11, 2023 14:08:30 GMT -5
I told her I would crack her like a glowstick Skeetsystem one is the goat, but any sexual chalieism is a very close second. The glowsticks, the love bites, the walls, the cunnilingus, the bbq sauce |
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Cholo Molester
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Post by Cholo Molester on Dec 11, 2023 14:14:46 GMT -5
Perverted delusions from a deranged almost 40-year old incel
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Post by johnny two cool on Dec 11, 2023 14:16:59 GMT -5
He has his own damn thread
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nhf
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Post by nhf on Dec 11, 2023 14:21:30 GMT -5
Probably something from the Toby or JJ threads
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BIL Security Team Alpha
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Post by BIL Security Team Alpha on Dec 11, 2023 14:24:04 GMT -5
Didn’t we get a butthole post this year?
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jonsetsfire
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Post by jonsetsfire on Dec 11, 2023 14:26:14 GMT -5
Didn’t we get a butthole post this year? |
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floorpunchchalie
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Post by floorpunchchalie on Dec 11, 2023 14:29:29 GMT -5
I still feel really bad about the skeetsystem one because I didn’t read the thread at all or the gofundme post.
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Post by Jon Joseph in a golf cart. on Dec 11, 2023 14:30:03 GMT -5
Was the Death Before Dishonor Law and Order picture this year or last? I don't think it beats Chalie, but maybe second place. Law & Order pic is from february this year. |
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BIL Security Team Alpha
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Post by BIL Security Team Alpha on Dec 11, 2023 14:38:24 GMT -5
I still feel really bad about the skeetsystem one because I didn’t read the thread at all or the gofundme post. Please consider continuing to post without reading the thread at all or the gofundme posts. |
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stiffbreeze
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Post by stiffbreeze on Dec 11, 2023 14:40:49 GMT -5
fuckin lol
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Post by johnny two cool on Dec 11, 2023 15:19:00 GMT -5
It’s kind of fucked up that the singular post with the most real life crossover was Chalie on beans. Sent screenshots to my girlfriend while I was at work, almost missed Electric Chair’s set because of the beans, and on n on. I was walkin around the apartment speaking in what I imagine Chalie’s voice to be, saying shit like “I grew up eating lots of pizza and ice cream!”
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Post by antipasto on Dec 11, 2023 15:20:15 GMT -5
It’s gotta be either b hole or chalie RIP
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Post by johnny two cool on Dec 11, 2023 15:34:48 GMT -5
Shut up non purpose flour! I'm legit going to knock you the fuck out and piss in your face if you step to me like that again dan. Well don't come crawling to me when your "harmless" RACISM isn't funny anymore and turns into something far uglier than you ever imagined. I feel no pity for your souls. This was in response to a tweet about a list of slurs for white people, such as “milk cricket” |
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Post by SUN HIT FACE on Dec 11, 2023 16:42:18 GMT -5
From the “Narcknifer or Chalie: worst current poster” thread. I love the sheer pettiness of this. Voted for myself because I don’t want chalie to win anything. |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 11, 2023 20:20:57 GMT -5
im a poster's poster
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Magnum P.P.
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Post by Magnum P.P. on Dec 11, 2023 20:27:04 GMT -5
Maybe it’s recency bias but I feel like this year was kinda stacked. We’ve got 3 pretty frequently used and versatile phrases(/rant): -Chalie’s RIP -twu you racist piece of shit -and then Jimmy K’s “I will find you” all so good also cheftony .gif |
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Post by fuzzyslippers on Dec 11, 2023 22:33:28 GMT -5
you should probably kill yourself, TONIGHT! touch grass? what the fuck is this shit. tell me you have words like 'dox' and 'incel' in your daily vocab some more. i think you need to get a rope, neck yourself RIGHT NOW! its the perfect time for it. This one is a little under the radar but I’m a fan. A lil microcosm of everything that made this guy so wacky. |
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Post by SUN HIT FACE on Dec 11, 2023 22:54:41 GMT -5
The Littlewave thread/saga had some great moments: Why can't littleswirl post? “you’re fruity for this shit son” has now entreated my daily vocabulary and will not be leaving Personally I was joking about him being a pedo, based on application the above principle, so to find out that he actually is a pedo makes this a real Han Solo dies moment for me. |
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Post by likeweeds on Dec 12, 2023 13:27:46 GMT -5
I'm not choosing yet. There's still a few weeks left for Teddy Boy to off himself.
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SUN HIT FACE
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Post by SUN HIT FACE on Dec 13, 2023 16:07:55 GMT -5
A couple more honorable mentions “Stay frosty bro” More like “I should kill myself immediately” |
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bravecaptain
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Post by bravecaptain on Dec 13, 2023 17:49:49 GMT -5
I've never been to a wedding. |
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Post by lilpat on Dec 16, 2023 16:35:50 GMT -5
so sick that scrubber deleted, dude sucked
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Post by MMST3K on Dec 16, 2023 18:01:35 GMT -5
So she kind of dumb then huh? I have a whole hour at work to kill. After going back to page 456 to review the game tape and digging into the analytics from Charlie’s March meetup, we’ll be implementing this game plan going forward: 1. First time meeting the titled “lady friend” was on a Chalie family trip. The family is never mentioned again and we are unable to conclude if they are well at this time. Dumbness unconfirmed. 2. Lady friend buy Chalz, her friend and herself standing room only tickets to a spring training baseball game. Some research shows that these tickets were about $15 each. Chalie is maliciously roasted for not knowing what poutine was. Analysis here shows cheap tickets were a small investment as well as bringing a buffer friend. Chalie fails to show his worth by making them watch him eat hot dogs but does a wonderful job telling us the how the event wen't. I felt like I was really there. 3. Two more women show up for dinner. This is great news if your Wilt Chamberlain but bad for anyone posting on a message board. Chalie fills everyone in that he works with children so there’s no chance to play a bad boy now. This is a smart play because she’s used to dating only what I can imagine are drug mules. Some Ws and Ls mixed in. 4. Chalie is asked about what he thinks his weakness is. He reply’s that he’s good at attracting women with daddy issues. We wen't back and checked the stats of every game since 1998 and this answer comes in the 0 percentile. More appropriate answers of “I’ve forgotten how to do long division”, “I have no pinky toes” and “My favorite Backstreet Boy is AJ McLean” all would’ve performed better in our simulation model. 5. Days later they meet up at a hockey game that Chalie has gotten tickets too. He wears a silk button down shirt that startles her. They watch the match and Chalies team get their shit kicked. She spends time talking about her recent ex and gets her leg touched. 6. The night ends early because Chalie wants to make sure he’s at the airport at least 2 hours early in the morning. Who wants to be stuck in Tampa? 7. Lady friend decides to move out of Florida. Very not dumb. After plugging all this data into our dating model and doing our best to assume these are facts, we show that in only 1 out of 1,000 simulations that this woman wanted to date Chalie. That 1 chance that worked out was because he stated his occupation was a pirate instead of a therapist. Tampa women love pirates. All parties involved will have to back to the drawing boards and just throw away the tape on this one. Install an offense that better utilizes our weapons and capitalize when the other team is in transition. |
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Post by xMOOKAIx on Dec 26, 2023 18:46:41 GMT -5
My fat hard-rocker sister was going full fuckin sperg yesterday and me and my folks were having a ball teasing her She’s 43 and never moved out I hate her so much |
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Post by chaospouch on Dec 26, 2023 18:48:35 GMT -5
I've never been to a wedding. lol |
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Post by bravecaptain on Dec 26, 2023 19:21:55 GMT -5
Cracks me up every time!
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Post by pisswizard on Dec 26, 2023 19:32:53 GMT -5
The picture of me with the girl spreading her vagina.
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MMST3K
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Post by MMST3K on Dec 26, 2023 21:03:31 GMT -5
How come you look like a meth addict? |
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Post by tandoori jones on Dec 26, 2023 21:04:22 GMT -5
The picture of me with the girl spreading her vagina. australian meth gotta be so good |
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