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Post by Jack Hard on Sept 5, 2020 9:42:19 GMT -5
Fat Mike doesn't really try and be anyone but himself so it doesn't bug me.
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crimsonotter
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Post by crimsonotter on Sept 5, 2020 10:41:16 GMT -5
His body is just covered in filler tattoos.
Everything about him sucks
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Post by Deleted on Sept 6, 2020 0:41:32 GMT -5
It looks like he has a skin disease like how can you be covered in tattoos, but of nothing
fuck this cunt's new name should be Spotted Dick
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Post by Deleted on Sept 6, 2020 0:42:20 GMT -5
Also I just saw he has a Beastie Boys tattoo what a fucking herb
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queserasera
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Post by queserasera on Sept 6, 2020 1:02:48 GMT -5
Why does he have chad from NFG’s name on him...never noticed that one
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Post by Jon Joseph in a golf cart. on Sept 6, 2020 2:41:39 GMT -5
Just zoomed in on that stupid fucking no smoking sign he has and over it he has the word England tattoed. Like why? Is barely visible. Did he loose his virginity somewhere in England or something?
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Post by Deleted on Sept 6, 2020 3:29:25 GMT -5
Why does he have chad from NFG’s name on him...never noticed that one   |
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Post by Osama Vinladen Jiménez López🎅🎄 on Sept 7, 2020 11:47:10 GMT -5
Just zoomed in on that stupid fucking no smoking sign he has and over it he has the word England tattoed. Like why? Is barely visible. Did he loose his virginity somewhere in England or something? This is the tattoo that I posted about a while ago actually. He pretty much tortured the artist. A total manbaby TLDR- he was in the UK and wanted to get a tattoo to commemorate. He had to ask if England was part of the UK etc etc etc |
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Post by Jon Joseph in a golf cart. on Sept 7, 2020 11:57:39 GMT -5
Just zoomed in on that stupid fucking no smoking sign he has and over it he has the word England tattoed. Like why? Is barely visible. Did he loose his virginity somewhere in England or something? This is the tattoo that I posted about a while ago actually. He pretty much tortured the artist. A total manbaby TLDR- he was in the UK and wanted to get a tattoo to commemorate. He had to ask if England was part of the UK etc etc etc I hope the artist charged extra on the count of Toby being such a fucking dumb ass. |
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Post by Osama Vinladen Jiménez López🎅🎄 on Sept 7, 2020 12:04:19 GMT -5
I was tattooed by someone who gave me a full rundown about how much of a tool he is. Didn’t pay for his tattoo, is a dumb rockstar bitch, complained about everything including his fans, doesn’t understand what the UK is, and all his celeb friends hate him. |
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Post by Osama Vinladen Jiménez López🎅🎄 on Sept 7, 2020 12:05:03 GMT -5
Also made the tattooer pay for his cab rides
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nastyy
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Post by nastyy on Sept 7, 2020 12:40:15 GMT -5
The tatter sounds like the real coward there honestly
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Post by nastyy on Sept 7, 2020 12:40:51 GMT -5
Should have beat his ass, un-tatted him and made him walk
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Post by Osama Vinladen Jiménez López🎅🎄 on Sept 7, 2020 13:36:19 GMT -5
Every tattooer is a 6’5 aggressive man
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queserasera
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Post by queserasera on Sept 7, 2020 14:31:40 GMT -5
Does Toby just assume that wherever he goes he gets a free tattoo or was this something agreed on?
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Post by Deleted on Sept 7, 2020 14:41:01 GMT -5
Dwid must be ashamed that his son is being raised by somebody who doesn't understand what the UK is
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Post by Osama Vinladen Jiménez López🎅🎄 on Sept 7, 2020 15:04:45 GMT -5
I’m purposely leaving out details. It shouldn’t be shocking that Toby is a piece of shit
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Post by Deleted on Sept 7, 2020 23:39:35 GMT -5
Every tattooer is a 6’5 aggressive man This is the extreme opposite of everyone who’s tattooed me |
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Post by jonsetsfire on Sept 8, 2020 7:52:44 GMT -5
I’m purposely leaving out details. It shouldn’t be shocking that Toby is a piece of shit Wow, bro. And to think we all thought you were down for toby bashing. Sus. |
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Hotdogscominurway
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Post by Hotdogscominurway on Sept 8, 2020 8:19:30 GMT -5
Mad sus
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RIP RIDE!!!
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Post by RIP RIDE!!! on Sept 8, 2020 11:32:36 GMT -5
Also love how toby acts like he was 'introduced' to one of the most popular bands in the entire world. He acts like he bought a cd-r from a sketchy muchacho in times square and they somehow blew up. Any chance to namedrop. He's a living, breathing starterpack. I died. Like Freddy gave me the Coldplay demo. Muthafucka, you heard Yellow like the rest of us. the most sus thing about this is toby being straight edge. getting "turned on" to coldplay sounds like some 3am E or coke hang shit. "oh, wow dude, the piano!", "yeah the piano!". |
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Post by bonerinsweatpants on Sept 8, 2020 11:48:50 GMT -5
chad nfg mentioned that coldplay is insanely popular basically saying what everywhere in here has said and toby just goes 'hahaha'. what a dork
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savedbythehorn
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Post by savedbythehorn on Sept 11, 2020 10:43:36 GMT -5
Received this ad today. Is anyone actually buying this shit? Who would want a special shout out from a guy that didn't graduate from prepatory academy, likes cops, and plays in a shitty band?  |
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Post by gold soundz on Sept 11, 2020 10:44:39 GMT -5
imagine scrolling past william hung and selecting toby
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Post by bonerinsweatpants on Sept 11, 2020 14:19:47 GMT -5
imagine scrolling past william hung and selecting toby doing my bi-annual post that i was homies with william hung when he was still at CAL |
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Post by stevexzee on Sept 11, 2020 14:46:16 GMT -5
William Hung would house the shit out of Toby one on one.
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Post by nastyy on Sept 11, 2020 14:59:06 GMT -5
might fuck around and get a will hung cameo just to spite ole head ass toby!
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Post by Osama Vinladen Jiménez López🎅🎄 on Sept 11, 2020 15:07:13 GMT -5
might fuck around and get a will hung cameo just to spite ole head ass toby! Have him diss Toby |
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Post by Osama Vinladen Jiménez López🎅🎄 on Sept 11, 2020 15:08:58 GMT -5
Holy shit WH is only $20 and Toby is fuckin $35!!! Germans are so stupid
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Post by Jon Joseph in a golf cart. on Sept 11, 2020 15:46:36 GMT -5
I generally have very few qualms about living in a European country or being viewed as a ”Euro”, other than the fact that so much of Tobys revenue seems to come from here..
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