Sorley Boy
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Post by Sorley Boy on Oct 31, 2021 0:12:39 GMT -5
If there's a heaven and hell Toby's dad is definitely in the hot place for raising Toby.
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Jack Hard
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Post by Jack Hard on Oct 31, 2021 7:43:15 GMT -5
If there's a heaven and hell Toby's dad is definitely in the hot place for raising Toby. Naw, dude died when Toby was a baby. He's in hell because he didn't drown Toby before hand.
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Post by first two mins of Stranglehold on Oct 31, 2021 9:56:18 GMT -5
Was his dad Danny Tanner? No he wouldn’t, Toby. He wishes he could die over and over again in atonement to Satan for letting his seed contribute to the formation of such a pathetic little bitch.
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bonerinsweatpants
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Post by bonerinsweatpants on Oct 31, 2021 10:09:21 GMT -5
Why does he only have 4 fingers on his hands? Also does he really have Max tattooed on his knuckles?
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Post by Jon Joseph in a golf cart. on Oct 31, 2021 10:19:46 GMT -5
Why does he only have 4 fingers on his hands? Also does he really have Max tattooed on his knuckles? Also the hand that’s writing Toby with a crayon has a fucking rubber wrist.
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pretzelbites
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Post by pretzelbites on Oct 31, 2021 13:29:46 GMT -5
do you think he's authorized to use the Wu Tang logo
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andross
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Post by andross on Oct 31, 2021 14:54:13 GMT -5
Jesus fucking Christ just when you thought he couldn’t get any worse
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Deleted
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Post by Deleted on Oct 31, 2021 15:25:53 GMT -5
do you think he's authorized to use the Wu Tang logo Oh a cease and desist from my cool black heroes Daddy why
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Sorley Boy
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Post by Sorley Boy on Oct 31, 2021 17:32:31 GMT -5
Why does he only have 4 fingers on his hands? Product of incest.
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theonefreeman
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Post by theonefreeman on Oct 31, 2021 17:36:11 GMT -5
Thread should be stickied.
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concealer
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if nastyy were a gigantic pussy
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Post by concealer on Oct 31, 2021 17:57:44 GMT -5
Why does he only have 4 fingers on his hands? Also does he really have Max tattooed on his knuckles? Also the hand that’s writing Toby with a crayon has a fucking rubber wrist. Bro’s rocking the digital pronate grasp of a 2-3 year old.
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Deleted
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Post by Deleted on Oct 31, 2021 20:40:12 GMT -5
Okay this makes me think of when I saw Ghostface in concert
He’d lazily rap along to like 30 seconds of a song and then it’d end with a gunshot sound effect and he’d go “Yo buy my shirts you fuckin crackers”
I love that they hate thier fans as much as they do
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stephanie
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Post by stephanie on Oct 31, 2021 23:50:48 GMT -5
that describes every rap show i've ever been to
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queserasera
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Post by queserasera on Nov 1, 2021 0:30:27 GMT -5
That’s every rap show if they even walk in before 1:30am
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Post by Vincent Kennedy McMahon on Nov 1, 2021 18:51:19 GMT -5
h2o has 3 good albums and i gracefully was blessed with seeing them before they became what they are in this day and age but toby can be a real fruitball
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Post by Deleted on Nov 1, 2021 23:20:46 GMT -5
h2o has 3 good albums and i gracefully was blessed with seeing them before they became what they are in this day and age but toby can be a real fruitball You’re really pushing it buddy
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lilmeatsauce
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Post by lilmeatsauce on Nov 2, 2021 0:58:28 GMT -5
toby's dead dad was certainly a little bitch too.
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Post by Prostate exam event on Nov 2, 2021 1:58:37 GMT -5
Toby's dad and dwid have a lot in common. They both ghosted their seed.
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Post by Vincent Kennedy McMahon on Nov 2, 2021 11:59:34 GMT -5
Toby's dad and dwid have a lot in common. They both ghosted their seed. and they both fucked Moon
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Jack Hard
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Post by Jack Hard on Nov 2, 2021 12:19:06 GMT -5
Toby's dad and dwid have a lot in common. They both ghosted their seed. and they both fucked Moon Max too
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Post by Deleted on Nov 3, 2021 17:42:33 GMT -5
I feel like I’m losing my mind that he’s such a fuckin unsuccessful nonce that he’s literally releasing a book telling children to approach him
I’m having an Alex Jones meltdown
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folding person
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Post by folding person on Nov 6, 2021 10:32:50 GMT -5
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queserasera
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Post by queserasera on Nov 6, 2021 11:01:21 GMT -5
NERD
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bonerinsweatpants
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Post by bonerinsweatpants on Nov 6, 2021 11:31:46 GMT -5
outside of tricking young girls into fuggin him, i dont think he's been accidently celibate
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Post by Jon Joseph in a golf cart. on Nov 6, 2021 11:58:20 GMT -5
Looking more and more like a mass shooter.
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anointed
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Post by anointed on Nov 6, 2021 12:35:00 GMT -5
he's also been "accidentally awful" at music for over two decades
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Post by Osama Vinladen Jiménez López🎅🎄 on Nov 6, 2021 20:53:21 GMT -5
Great news for ol Tobester
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Dgrub
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Post by Dgrub on Nov 6, 2021 22:02:58 GMT -5
Toby likes mayo on his burgers
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Post by Jon Joseph in a golf cart. on Nov 7, 2021 4:02:51 GMT -5
Toby likes mayo on his burgers Toby secretly puts bacon on his burgers
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queserasera
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Post by queserasera on Nov 7, 2021 12:25:24 GMT -5
I wish I was cool enough for a liquid death endorsement
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