stiffbreeze
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Post by stiffbreeze on Jul 12, 2018 13:56:50 GMT -5
emo daddy shootin' a poo
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Yung Nick
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i enter the dragon no condom
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Post by Yung Nick on Jul 12, 2018 13:59:13 GMT -5
THIS JUST IN:
TOBY AND MAX MORSE BLOCK OFF ENTRANCES TO FAST FOOD ESTABLISHMENTS WHERE REVIEW BRAH WAS PLANNING ON DOING A "RUNNING ON EMPTY...FOOD REVIEW". JEEP BRAH IS NOT HAPPY TO HEAR ABOUT THIS.
WHO WILL WIN SATURDAY?
TUNE IN.
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brc74
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Post by brc74 on Jul 13, 2018 13:13:04 GMT -5
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Yung Nick
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Post by Yung Nick on Jul 13, 2018 13:14:31 GMT -5
I don't see any studs, tho
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lilmeatsauce
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klingon
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Post by lilmeatsauce on Jul 13, 2018 14:34:43 GMT -5
watching this is actual torture
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Brah-lie
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fuckin poser
triggers cucks and makes hooligans cheer. 👌🏼
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Post by Brah-lie on Jul 13, 2018 14:48:17 GMT -5
Poor dog- he’s the innocent one in all this, like “HELP, I’m surrounded by weird cunts.”
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beckybreach
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Post by beckybreach on Jul 13, 2018 15:23:41 GMT -5
Toby's got those hand wave mom moves down.
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throwdemgunz
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Post by throwdemgunz on Jul 13, 2018 15:42:27 GMT -5
This shit makes me so happy my parents never tried to be "cool"
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Yung Nick
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Post by Yung Nick on Jul 13, 2018 18:21:46 GMT -5
If I was in the car with my old man and the dog and I said, "Dad! Let's sing a song together! I'm gonna film it" he would slam on the breaks and I'd be walking home from wherever we are
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Deleted
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Post by Deleted on Jul 13, 2018 18:36:17 GMT -5
If I was in the car with my old man and the dog and I said, "Dad! Let's sing a song together! I'm gonna film it" he would slam on the breaks and I'd be walking home from wherever we are you KNOW Toby would've instigated it
"it's gonna be SOOOO RANDOM!!!! what're your friends up to? LET'S TEXT THEM"
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Deleted
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Post by Deleted on Jul 13, 2018 18:37:24 GMT -5
I miss living in a world before i knew who he was. big shot thinks he can blow his kid everyday and that makes him cool
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mattattack
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Post by mattattack on Jul 13, 2018 23:30:45 GMT -5
Oh man, it's good to see mattattack made it to new board. Welcome to the thread! Sup Jon!
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mattattack
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Post by mattattack on Jul 13, 2018 23:31:40 GMT -5
This shit makes me so happy my parents never tried to be "cool" Likewise. Makes me appreciate the fact that my Dad was an asshole.
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Post by Panera Lemonade Specialist on Jul 14, 2018 0:03:40 GMT -5
If I was in the car with my old man and the dog and I said, "Dad! Let's sing a song together! I'm gonna film it" he would slam on the breaks and I'd be walking home from wherever we are you KNOW Toby would've instigated it
"it's gonna be SOOOO RANDOM!!!! what're your friends up to? LET'S TEXT THEM"
"We'll take our shirts off and film it!"
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Post by Panera Lemonade Specialist on Jul 14, 2018 0:04:33 GMT -5
This shit makes me so happy my parents never tried to be "cool" Likewise. Makes me appreciate the fact that my Dad was an asshole. Mine wasn't an asshole. He just doesn't accept any type of asshatery or fuckery.
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Deleted
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Post by Deleted on Jul 14, 2018 0:09:47 GMT -5
you KNOW Toby would've instigated it
"it's gonna be SOOOO RANDOM!!!! what're your friends up to? LET'S TEXT THEM"
"We'll take our shirts off and film it!" "hey if any of you kids want to get naked, thats cool too. NYHC"
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Post by Panera Lemonade Specialist on Jul 14, 2018 0:17:33 GMT -5
"We'll take our shirts off and film it!" "hey if any of you kids want to get naked, thats cool too. NYHC" "You boys want to get bulldozed..I mean do you like Bulldoze!?"
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Deleted
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Post by Deleted on Jul 14, 2018 0:27:01 GMT -5
My Dad had an absolutely horrific childhood so as a result he is incredibly boring and cautious
oh my god he's Will Ferrell in The Other Guys
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Deleted
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Post by Deleted on Jul 14, 2018 0:29:07 GMT -5
I fuckin love my dad, you guys
I just got real sad thinkin about how awful his life was in England
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Deleted
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Post by Deleted on Jul 14, 2018 0:32:29 GMT -5
"hey if any of you kids want to get naked, thats cool too. NYHC" "You boys want to get bulldozed..I mean do you like Bulldoze!?" "Ok boys, time for a NYHC pile on!"
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Post by Panera Lemonade Specialist on Jul 14, 2018 0:38:47 GMT -5
I fuckin love my dad, you guys I just got real sad thinkin about how awful his life was in England I feel you bruh. My dad is pretty awesome. 4th of July, I wen't to my parents annual bbq. He fell over an ice chest dancing to Chente with my mom.
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Deleted
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Post by Deleted on Jul 14, 2018 0:41:18 GMT -5
"Max, lemme mic grab your dick with my mouth"
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Yung Nick
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Post by Yung Nick on Jul 14, 2018 1:09:20 GMT -5
"Max, let's dye your pubes. Hazen Street used to do it. We can do it to your friends too. Yeah, call your friends."
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Deleted
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Post by Deleted on Jul 14, 2018 8:05:50 GMT -5
"Max, call up your friends. Daddy wants to eat some child cum"
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Yung Nick
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Post by Yung Nick on Jul 14, 2018 8:26:38 GMT -5
"nah, dad I think I'm gonna stay home with you today!"
"YOU PICK UP THAT FUCKING PHONE AND CALL ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS RIGHT NOW"
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Deleted
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Post by Deleted on Jul 14, 2018 9:29:49 GMT -5
Voilent J is a better dad
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Koopsta Fella
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Post by Koopsta Fella on Jul 14, 2018 11:20:06 GMT -5
My dad is a total piece of shit but I’d rather have him instead of Toby.
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Yung Nick
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Post by Yung Nick on Jul 14, 2018 18:35:40 GMT -5
My dad would fuck Toby up
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lilmeatsauce
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Post by lilmeatsauce on Jul 14, 2018 18:49:28 GMT -5
makes me grateful my dad passed away when i was 2
not having a father figure > having toby morse as your father
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Deleted
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Post by Deleted on Jul 14, 2018 18:51:03 GMT -5
I have a memory of when I was like 8, us being in a shopping centre car park and my Dad confronting a very drunk and abusive man who was punching/kicking cars as they drove past and trying to fight people
This guy was huge and my Dad is a little tiny fellow, but still managed to make this guy move on
My Dad is brave as hell
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