pisswizard
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Post by pisswizard on May 1, 2024 5:27:44 GMT -5
I hate teenagers.
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xMOOKAIx
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Strroking my ball's
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Post by xMOOKAIx on May 1, 2024 5:57:58 GMT -5
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Post by escapedfromthevalley on May 1, 2024 6:12:44 GMT -5
did he delete for a reason? He will return ONLY when Erin Micklow has received justice
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devion tart
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Post by devion tart on May 1, 2024 16:49:23 GMT -5
Refreshing my CV
Avid AAVE enjoyer Respectful AAVE scholar Pigmentally challenged AAVE collector
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Post by sourtimes after dark ๐ on May 1, 2024 16:57:55 GMT -5
Bruh is from my experience more of a thing teenagers say when you call them on their shit.
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sofia
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Post by sofia on May 1, 2024 20:20:32 GMT -5
I know what itโs like to lose every round of a rigged election will you be my running mate next tournament
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Post by โ๐ถ๐ๅ๐ฮทฤฎ๐แดแ on May 1, 2024 20:31:23 GMT -5
I accept with every fiber of my being
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hayley
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negligee minx
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Post by hayley on May 1, 2024 20:37:52 GMT -5
my 7yo uses โOhioโ as an insult. i guess i get it but actually, not really
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Remain Sedate
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Sitting here like a loaded gun, I'm waiting to go off. I've got nothing to do but shoot my mouth off
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Post by Remain Sedate on May 1, 2024 20:42:52 GMT -5
I realized the shit I was going to talk was actually Millennial shit, and they aint even close to being fuckin teenagers.
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xMOOKAIx
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Post by xMOOKAIx on May 1, 2024 21:31:03 GMT -5
millenials are old enough to have kids that are teengers
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folding person
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Post by folding person on May 1, 2024 23:17:47 GMT -5
my friend is a middle school teacher and this is an answer from a test โHeโs the top alpha sigma rizzler of skibidi toilets in Ohio.โ I teach middle school and I've heard this exact sentence about several thousand times this year. My professional advice for defending against this wicked jibberish is to tell them they have "brain rot" and hit em with the:
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andrewwhatever69
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Post by andrewwhatever69 on May 1, 2024 23:24:21 GMT -5
Last Christmas my 13 year old nephew kept calling me โbruhโ and โcuhโ and I wanted to uppercut that little shit into orbit
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oatmeal
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Post by oatmeal on May 2, 2024 0:00:03 GMT -5
"gyatt" really annoys me
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hayley
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Post by hayley on May 2, 2024 0:37:41 GMT -5
uhhhh the gyatt is in ohio i hear this all the time
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Post by ๐๐ผ๐๐๐ฝ๐โโ๐๐๐โ on May 2, 2024 1:07:02 GMT -5
this would be fine if yakubian devils didn't misuse it
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amplifiedohms
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Post by amplifiedohms on May 2, 2024 1:52:22 GMT -5
millenials are old enough to have kids that are teengers Can confirm
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Remain Sedate
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Sitting here like a loaded gun, I'm waiting to go off. I've got nothing to do but shoot my mouth off
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Post by Remain Sedate on May 2, 2024 2:28:22 GMT -5
millenials are old enough to have kids that are teengers Can confirm I think where I wen't wrong was that I still live like I'm in my 20s. And when I was actually in my 20s, millenials were teenagers. But yeah, way off now, decades later. lol
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Post by BEAT OFF THE BRAT on May 2, 2024 6:25:31 GMT -5
Grip me a Yankees fitted
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sarahohio
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Post by sarahohio on May 2, 2024 7:34:17 GMT -5
my 7yo uses โOhioโ as an insult. i guess i get it but actually, not really I see memes all the time. "at least you aren't in Ohio" etc etc
My younger coworker says, "it makes my ass itch" to things she dislikes. All I can think of is a dirty butthole that wasn't washed well.
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xMOOKAIx
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Strroking my ball's
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Post by xMOOKAIx on May 2, 2024 8:37:37 GMT -5
my 7yo uses โOhioโ as an insult. i guess i get it but actually, not really I see memes all the time. "at least you aren't in Ohio" etc etc
My younger coworker says, "it makes my ass itch" to things she dislikes. All I can think of is a dirty butthole that wasn't washed well.
it makes my ass itch is the only thing said in this thread that i actually use on a daily basis
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borntodie
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Post by borntodie on May 2, 2024 9:32:50 GMT -5
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Post by variousmaterials on May 2, 2024 9:37:11 GMT -5
You know what really burns my ass??? A fire about this high *hand at hip level*
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pisswizard
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Think or thwim.
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Post by pisswizard on May 2, 2024 9:39:51 GMT -5
Do not say โgrinning like a wanking japโ.
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briane
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Post by briane on May 2, 2024 9:46:16 GMT -5
"Gentle reminder" never really sits with me very well, especially when the "gentle reminder", 7 times out of 10, is some nonsense only they seem to care about
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xpatx
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Post by xpatx on May 2, 2024 10:58:02 GMT -5
are you a degenerate sports gambler? Cause that's the other audience that says it a lot Iโve been known to place a wager or two Letโs fucking go.
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JDS~~~*
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Post by JDS~~~* on May 2, 2024 10:59:38 GMT -5
my 7yo uses โOhioโ as an insult. i guess i get it but actually, not really This was big with my son (he just turned 9) over the past summer.
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Post by โ๐ถ๐ๅ๐ฮทฤฎ๐แดแ on May 2, 2024 11:03:01 GMT -5
Kids these days havenโt even SEEN the 2001 wacky satirical film Zoolander, much less quote it! Agh!
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Post by My Vagina is Designer on May 2, 2024 13:21:45 GMT -5
I told a younger kid at work what I planned on doing for the day and he told me "you cooking up something real valid right now"
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Post by BEAT OFF THE BRAT on May 2, 2024 14:20:29 GMT -5
My wife banned me from using Cockney rhyming slang can you Adam n Eve it
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lilmeatsauce
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Post by lilmeatsauce on May 2, 2024 15:13:18 GMT -5
One I learned recently which I actually quite like is "motion"
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