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Post by mistah like ur post on Jul 19, 2024 22:19:31 GMT -5
Horny jail is not meant to rehabilitate. It's is a cycle meant to be perpetuated by a Horny Justice System and keep Horny Correctional Facility's full. In the horny justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the anti-h0rny, who investigate crime; and the dicktrict attorney, who prosecute the damn sickos. These are their stories.
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bennybroll
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Post by bennybroll on Jul 19, 2024 22:27:23 GMT -5
Horny jail is not meant to rehabilitate. It's is a cycle meant to be perpetuated by a Horny Justice System and keep Horny Correctional Facility's full. In the horny justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the anti-h0rny, who investigate crime; and the dicktrict attorney, who prosecute the damn sickos. These are their stories.
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xpatx
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Post by xpatx on Jul 19, 2024 22:30:32 GMT -5
This seems like a trap, are we being drawn into some sort of humiliation kink here?
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cerotolerance
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Post by cerotolerance on Jul 19, 2024 22:34:49 GMT -5
This seems like a trap, are we being drawn into some sort of humiliation kink here? Like cockroaches to a jar.
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NUKE THE INTERNET
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train guy choo choo
Protesting at the hospital against the chip company.
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Post by NUKE THE INTERNET on Jul 19, 2024 22:59:07 GMT -5
I can't my finger on why this rubs me the wrong way, but it does. Probably because because you didn't read between the lines that I was trying to say that it's really none of your fucking business why I feel that way. Have a dislike, Sigmund. Someone needs to get laid, look at that frantically typed out pent up response. It's okay, no one is judging your life man. You literally posted in a thread about horniness and I wasn't even singling you out with my initial post, hence not quoting or mentioning you, but yeah, none of my business. I was the only person in the thread who expressed that sentiment. You copied the language of my post almost exactly. "Someone needs to get laid?" You're an asshole. Fuck you.
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giorgio merauder
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I must be loyle to my capo.
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Post by giorgio merauder on Jul 19, 2024 23:03:57 GMT -5
the subjects' horny energy is being redirected into combative energy the rehabilitation experiment has failed
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MMST3K
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re-education camp success story
Antbaby Machete Squad Leader
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Post by MMST3K on Jul 19, 2024 23:31:02 GMT -5
This seems like a trap, are we being drawn into some sort of humiliation kink here? I'll allow it.
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46 Year Old Epic Memer
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I'm duh man, I'm raising duh roof
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Post by 46 Year Old Epic Memer on Jul 19, 2024 23:32:13 GMT -5
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Cholo Molester
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off the duster
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Post by Cholo Molester on Jul 19, 2024 23:50:10 GMT -5
I'm still trying to process Klump tagging himself in page 1.
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46 Year Old Epic Memer
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I'm duh man, I'm raising duh roof
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Post by 46 Year Old Epic Memer on Jul 19, 2024 23:55:17 GMT -5
Klump is the man and knows himself entirely. Once you understand that, God will grace you with all you need.
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andrewwhatever69
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Gąy Andy
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Post by andrewwhatever69 on Jul 19, 2024 23:59:12 GMT -5
Holy shit. First page. That’s gonna be a no for me, dawgs
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andrewwhatever69
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Gąy Andy
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Post by andrewwhatever69 on Jul 20, 2024 0:02:16 GMT -5
I work with a bunch of twen'ty something’s and they were talking about “gooning” all day. I straight up have no idea what that means. Is it like scary edging? I barely know what edging is because I’ll dump Youth in a minute. I’m fucking good
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MMST3K
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re-education camp success story
Antbaby Machete Squad Leader
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Post by MMST3K on Jul 20, 2024 0:04:45 GMT -5
I work with a bunch of twen'ty something’s and they were talking about “gooning” all day. I straight up have no idea what that means. Is it like scary edging? I barely know what edging is because I’ll dump Youth in a minute. I’m fucking good Essentially yes.
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Post by Thin Lizzy Gulag Graduate on Jul 20, 2024 0:28:42 GMT -5
Nice satire thread, Jean.
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Post by Jon Joseph in a golf cart. on Jul 20, 2024 1:30:53 GMT -5
Thread is making me mad horny
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wokeposting on main
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friggin dumbass
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Post by wokeposting on main on Jul 20, 2024 1:39:16 GMT -5
I am on the Klump path
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jeanxseberg
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Post by jeanxseberg on Jul 20, 2024 3:13:30 GMT -5
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xMOOKAIx
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Strroking my ball's
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Post by xMOOKAIx on Jul 20, 2024 3:22:05 GMT -5
when does the lqgbt buzz cut happen
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jeanxseberg
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Post by jeanxseberg on Jul 20, 2024 3:42:03 GMT -5
the b is either for butch, bisexual or breakup depending on your circumstances
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jaredfromsubway
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Post by jaredfromsubway on Jul 20, 2024 3:50:16 GMT -5
Had a friend who got pretty candid about his porn addiction and masturbation habits within the past couple of years (even though he is sort of in denial about it) and he wanted me to rent a spot with him once my lease is up, but I feel weird knowing that I'd be living with someone who is just beating off all day.
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burp
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Post by burp on Jul 20, 2024 3:55:39 GMT -5
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xMOOKAIx
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Strroking my ball's
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Post by xMOOKAIx on Jul 20, 2024 3:55:57 GMT -5
Had a friend who got pretty candid about his porn addiction and masturbation habits within the past couple of years (even though he is sort of in denial about it) and he wanted to rent a spot with him once my lease is up, but I feel weird knowing that I'd be living with someone who is just beating off all day. give him a hand
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Yung Nick
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troubled yoot
I'm at da store what do u need???
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Post by Yung Nick on Jul 20, 2024 5:41:24 GMT -5
Sex rules
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Jack Hard
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Status
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Post by Jack Hard on Jul 20, 2024 7:13:24 GMT -5
This is some Christian bullshit. I'm gonna bust nuts for all yall.
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dogmeat
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Post by dogmeat on Jul 20, 2024 8:16:03 GMT -5
i love jacking off and cumming
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Osama Vinladen Jiménez López
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Post by Osama Vinladen Jiménez López on Jul 20, 2024 10:07:22 GMT -5
Had a friend who got pretty candid about his porn addiction and masturbation habits within the past couple of years (even though he is sort of in denial about it) and he wanted me to rent a spot with him once my lease is up, but I feel weird knowing that I'd be living with someone who is just beating off all day. also, i don’t think it’d be worth getting into the whole neighbor drama about the rumpus roof
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wokeposting on main
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friggin dumbass
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Post by wokeposting on main on Jul 20, 2024 10:15:34 GMT -5
Last night I had a sexual dream about a married woman. She’s married for Christ’s sake! I feel down right terrible 😣
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Perm’d by God
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Post by Perm’d by God on Jul 20, 2024 10:42:30 GMT -5
Had a friend who got pretty candid about his porn addiction and masturbation habits within the past couple of years (even though he is sort of in denial about it) and he wanted me to rent a spot with him once my lease is up, but I feel weird knowing that I'd be living with someone who is just beating off all day. also, i don’t think it’d be worth getting into the whole neighbor drama about the rumpus roof Ha ha ha I haven’t beaten off in years at this point. Don’t need to (have gf).
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Yung Nick
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troubled yoot
I'm at da store what do u need???
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Post by Yung Nick on Jul 20, 2024 10:44:56 GMT -5
I have a gf and crank it like a madman. Nobody does it better than yourself. Unless you suck at it. I'm probably great at handjobs. I should find out.
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Perm’d by God
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Post by Perm’d by God on Jul 20, 2024 10:46:46 GMT -5
Beating off is for children
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