things that you didnt find out until way after you should of

[quit_everything]

today i found out that tracy chapman isnt white.

post things that you probably should of known but didnt find out about until way later.

[Yung Nick]

Does taylorm fart in front of girls?


Y / N

[adonis]

that its should HAVE instead of should of

[bawitdaba]

just realized a few years back that Jonathan Hyde plays Sam Parrish AND Van Pelt in Jumanji

[ass eyes]

If you sit on your hand long enough before beating your dick, it feels like someone else is stroking you.

[afr2000]

Brutus Beefcake's facial reconstruction surgery was a shoot

[afr2000]

Oct 24, 2018 12:38:54 GMT -5 ass eyes said:

If you sit on your hand long enough before beating your dick, it feels like someone else is stroking you.

You can fuck your own ankles. Legit.

Try it out. I'll PM you my addy to send a Thank you card

[Deleted]

I'm queasy 

[Yung Nick]

Oct 24, 2018 12:40:55 GMT -5 afr2000 said:

Oct 24, 2018 12:38:54 GMT -5 ass eyes said:

If you sit on your hand long enough before beating your dick, it feels like someone else is stroking you.

You can fuck your own ankles. Legit.

Try it out. I'll PM you my addy to send a Thank you card

wat

[not Worship]

Take Off Your Pants and Jacket was a pun

[afr2000]

Oct 24, 2018 12:43:56 GMT -5 Yung Nick said:

Oct 24, 2018 12:40:55 GMT -5 afr2000 said:

You can fuck your own ankles. Legit.

Try it out. I'll PM you my addy to send a Thank you card

wat

Press your ankles together and get your dick between them.

I have best luck kinda squatting on the balls of my feet, but on my back works well.

It's pretty straightforward. Just fuck your ankles. You'll figure it out

[tyburn]

In 'Work It', after she says "put my thang down flip and reverse it" they're actually playing her saying that exact sentence in reverse. I never knew what the fuck she was saying.

[itii]

When to get my appendix taken out.

[ass eyes]

Oct 24, 2018 12:42:56 GMT -5 @geneweenondrugs said:

I'm queasy 

Want some pepto bb?

[chuggingpus]

Gene Simmons is Jewish. I thought he was Mexican when the make up first came off.

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Oct 24, 2018 12:49:36 GMT -5 tyburn said:

In 'Work It', after she says "put my thang down flip and reverse it" they're actually playing her saying that exact sentence in reverse. I never knew what the fuck she was saying.

I thought it was clear she was saying “yourflippiniafewwayhoo” and you were supposed to sing along to that part.

[afr2000]

Oct 24, 2018 12:57:22 GMT -5 chuggingpus said:

Gene Simmons is Jewish. I thought he was Mexican when the make up first came off.

Sephardic Jews look brownish/middle eastern.

It's us Askenazi Jews that are the stereotypical Woody Allen-lookin types.

There's also Mizrahi Jews that kinda look like Inuits

[cthc89]

I had a Lincoln Mark V for a couple of years before I discovered the tilt wheel function was activated by pushing the turn signal stick forward. No one fuckin told me.

That tiny little sideways triangle-arrow thing, next to the gas pump icon on your dashboard, is an indicator of which side of the car your gas filler cap is on. I found that out in my late 30’s.

[DAYMAN]

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

[itii]

Oct 24, 2018 13:16:27 GMT -5 cthc89 said:

That tiny little sideways triangle-arrow thing, next to the gas pump icon on your dashboard, is an indicator of which side of the car your gas filler cap is on. I found that out in my late 30’s.

TIL

[Avoidance Learning]

Hey guys it's Tim's appendix here. I'm actually still inside of him and he made this excuse up to ditch work and not sniff the football.

[itii]

Oct 24, 2018 13:24:18 GMT -5 Avoidance Learning said:

Hey guys it's Tim's appendix here. I'm actually still inside of him and he made this excuse up to ditch work and not sniff the football.

This is a very niche joke that will not land, but i applaud the gusto. 

[Avoidance Learning]

that's like, my whole brand playboy

[itii]

Oct 24, 2018 13:37:37 GMT -5 Avoidance Learning said:

that's like, my whole brand playboy

Udewu

[Deleted]

Can people eat their appendix like they can eat their placentas after giving birth?

[Avoidance Learning]

I don't know, I'm trapped inside Tim's body and there's no way for me to get out because I'm functioning and healthy. You'll need to ask a doctor.

[beckybreach]

Apparently I was the only one here who didn't know that Choke was a hairdresser.

[itii]

Oct 24, 2018 13:45:17 GMT -5 @geneweenondrugs said:

Can people eat their appendix like they can eat their placentas after giving birth?

If it' healthy, i guess? If it's burst all to shit, pouring pink and black stuff with weird fat and stones, they said no.

[itii]

Hey, tay. What's two things you're not?

Oct 24, 2018 13:46:05 GMT -5 Avoidance Learning said:

functioning and healthy.

[Avoidance Learning]

pretty big talk for someone who's afraid to sniff their drainage football.