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Post by itii on Oct 24, 2018 14:08:13 GMT -5
Pssh, you've never even had a drainage football.
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Avoidance Learning
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Post by Avoidance Learning on Oct 24, 2018 14:09:39 GMT -5
unfair, but ok
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Post by Deleted on Oct 24, 2018 14:13:04 GMT -5
It’s should’ve or should have, not should of. There, you just found that out.
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chuggingpus
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Post by chuggingpus on Oct 24, 2018 14:22:08 GMT -5
Jet fuel can't melt steel beams On 9/11 if you play Rock Paper Scissors, paper beats scissors and rock beats paper |
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Post by Yung Nick on Oct 24, 2018 14:25:55 GMT -5
It’s should’ve or should have, not should of. There, you just found that out. that its should HAVE instead of should of |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 24, 2018 14:29:26 GMT -5
It’s should’ve or should have, not should of. There, you just found that out. that its should HAVE instead of should of The fucking limey Brit best me to it, damnit |
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Post by gmaneb on Oct 24, 2018 14:35:20 GMT -5
That tiny little sideways triangle-arrow thing, next to the gas pump icon on your dashboard, is an indicator of which side of the car your gas filler cap is on. I found that out in my late 30’s. Legit just realized this a few months ago. Also in my 30’s. |
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Post by quit_everything on Oct 24, 2018 14:50:07 GMT -5
The fucking limey Brit best me to it, damnit not enough characters to fit into the title anyways |
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Post by F.F Woodycooks on Oct 24, 2018 15:41:05 GMT -5
That tiny little sideways triangle-arrow thing, next to the gas pump icon on your dashboard, is an indicator of which side of the car your gas filler cap is on. I found that out in my late 30’s. Legit just realized this a few months ago. Also in my 30’s. Not only have I never known this, I also never even noticed the triangle thing you're talking about. I also haven't owned a car in about 6 years. |
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Post by Yung Nick on Oct 24, 2018 15:45:05 GMT -5
I own a 91 buick which has a yellow bar before the E, I like to call that the "oh shit" bar
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Post by chuggingpus on Oct 24, 2018 16:15:53 GMT -5
Gene Simmons is Jewish. I thought he was Mexican when the make up first came off. Sephardic Jews look brownish/middle eastern. It's us Askenazi Jews that are the stereotypical Woody Allen-lookin types. There's also Mizrahi Jews that kinda look like Inuits Which are the ones that god chose? |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 24, 2018 16:16:25 GMT -5
Me
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chuggingpus
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Post by chuggingpus on Oct 24, 2018 16:17:55 GMT -5
What kind of Jew is Billy Joel? His type are obviously god’s chosen people
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Post by Sorley Boy on Oct 24, 2018 16:20:08 GMT -5
Gene Simmons is Jewish. I thought he was Mexican when the make up first came off. I had the same thing with David Lee Roth. Not sure why given his surname but I was in my late 20s before it dawned on me. |
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Post by kneedeepinthedead on Oct 24, 2018 16:25:15 GMT -5
up until about 4 years ago, i stood up and bent over to wipe my ass before realizing that sitting down and doing it is way better. i'm 37.
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Post by ass eyes on Oct 24, 2018 16:27:04 GMT -5
Did you prop one leg on the sink and just dig in or something?
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Post by Deleted on Oct 24, 2018 16:29:05 GMT -5
Gene Simmons is Jewish. I thought he was Mexican when the make up first came off. I had the same thing with David Lee Roth. Not sure why given his surname but I was in my late 20s before it dawned on me. You thought David Lee Roth was Mexican? |
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Post by chuggingpus on Oct 24, 2018 16:33:15 GMT -5
I had the same thing with David Lee Roth. Not sure why given his surname but I was in my late 20s before it dawned on me. You thought David Lee Roth was Mexican? Mexican or Jewish, he was riding a 1000 ft pussy tsunami thru the 80’s, god bless him |
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Post by Sorley Boy on Oct 24, 2018 16:39:15 GMT -5
I had the same thing with David Lee Roth. Not sure why given his surname but I was in my late 20s before it dawned on me. You thought David Lee Roth was Mexican? No, but I thought he was a gentile. He doesn't really act like the Jews I grew up with. |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 24, 2018 16:40:31 GMT -5
I was just kidding
But, how did the Jews you grew up with act? lol
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Post by Avoidance Learning on Oct 24, 2018 16:49:08 GMT -5
chintzy, of course.
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Post by chuggingpus on Oct 24, 2018 16:51:44 GMT -5
I was just kidding But, how did the Jews you grew up with act? lol Jews in my neighborhood all knew martial arts, wore dayglo tank tops, tight cock pants and pulled off killer splits in the air. |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 24, 2018 16:53:03 GMT -5
Db is back
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Sorley Boy
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Post by Sorley Boy on Oct 24, 2018 16:56:09 GMT -5
I was just kidding But, how did the Jews you grew up with act? lol I know, but yeah, they were mostly Orthodox or observant so more on the conservative side compared to DLR. |
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Post by Sorley Boy on Oct 24, 2018 16:57:42 GMT -5
I was just kidding But, how did the Jews you grew up with act? lol Jews in my neighborhood all knew martial arts, wore dayglo tank tops, tight cock pants and pulled off killer splits in the air. Classic Jersey haredim. |
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Post by ass eyes on Oct 24, 2018 17:23:10 GMT -5
Jewish people are my favorite people. My first sweetheart was a Jewish lass with pierced nipples.
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Post by afr2000 on Oct 24, 2018 17:23:40 GMT -5
I was just kidding But, how did the Jews you grew up with act? lol Jews in my neighborhood all knew martial arts, wore dayglo tank tops, tight cock pants and pulled off killer splits in the air. We pretty much all know some degree of Krav Maga. There's usually sign-ups for it in every synagogue |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 24, 2018 17:28:01 GMT -5
Karate sucks. I will fight with a brick and run away
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Post by afr2000 on Oct 24, 2018 17:30:32 GMT -5
The whole of krav is the 360 block, and poking someone in the eyes and/or kicking them in the junk then either killing or running away.
Anything else is Americanized mma type bullshit. It's not a sport
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Post by Deleted on Oct 24, 2018 17:33:22 GMT -5
Huh?
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