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Post by ass eyes on Oct 24, 2018 17:33:29 GMT -5
The good ol' starting the lawn mower technique when you bend them over and yank their nut sack back like you're wrestling with the cord on your fucked up Briggs & Stratton.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 24, 2018 17:46:29 GMT -5
Jewish people are my favorite people. My first sweetheart was a Jewish lass with pierced nipples. I was kinda sorta seeing/sleeping with a girl my friends set me up with who happened to be Jewish. She was dirty as hell, but we weren’t a fit whatsoever. She had a habit of telling people off in public and it was embarrassing. We eventually tried being friends but things faded out and we talk maybe once a year. |
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Post by ass eyes on Oct 24, 2018 17:49:51 GMT -5
Jewish people are my favorite people. My first sweetheart was a Jewish lass with pierced nipples. I was kinda sorta seeing/sleeping with a girl my friends set me up with who happened to be Jewish. She was dirty as hell, but we weren’t a fit whatsoever. She had a habit of telling people off in public and it was embarrassing. We eventually tried being friends but things faded out and we talk maybe once a year. That shit is attractive to me. I love a woman who can tell someone to properly fuck off and not settle for bullshit even if that means doing it in public. The hair, the nose, the attitude, good lord I love Jewish women. |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 24, 2018 17:55:13 GMT -5
I was kinda sorta seeing/sleeping with a girl my friends set me up with who happened to be Jewish. She was dirty as hell, but we weren’t a fit whatsoever. She had a habit of telling people off in public and it was embarrassing. We eventually tried being friends but things faded out and we talk maybe once a year. That shit is attractive to me. I love a woman who can tell someone to properly fuck off and not settle for bullshit even if that means doing it in public. The hair, the nose, the attitude, good lord I love Jewish women. She literally never left her hometown, tho. It was basically townie behavior. |
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Post by afr2000 on Oct 24, 2018 17:58:18 GMT -5
I was kinda sorta seeing/sleeping with a girl my friends set me up with who happened to be Jewish. She was dirty as hell, but we weren’t a fit whatsoever. She had a habit of telling people off in public and it was embarrassing. We eventually tried being friends but things faded out and we talk maybe once a year. That shit is attractive to me. I love a woman who can tell someone to properly fuck off and not settle for bullshit even if that means doing it in public. The hair, the nose, the attitude, good lord I love Jewish women. Yes. This. I can't really fuck with Jewish women because of Tay Sachs, unfortunately. I'm a potential carrier |
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Post by adonis on Oct 24, 2018 19:19:53 GMT -5
The fucking limey Brit best me to it, damnit I do apologize. |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 24, 2018 20:41:39 GMT -5
I’m 36 and just discovered sticky fingers by the stones
I guess when I should’ve been listen to classic rock I was wearing camo and listening to earth crisis
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Post by Deleted on Oct 24, 2018 20:51:45 GMT -5
The good ol' starting the lawn mower technique when you bend them over and yank their nut sack back like you're wrestling with the cord on your fucked up Briggs & Stratton. Fucking died laughing at this because I have an old lil red B&S. |
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Post by adonis on Oct 24, 2018 21:41:56 GMT -5
Press your ankles together and get your dick between them. I have best luck kinda squatting on the balls of my feet, but on my back works well. It's pretty straightforward. Just fuck your ankles. You'll figure it out I can’t get over this comment and I’m mad no one else is talking about this. Lol wat I can't speak for everyone, but im sure some of the board would appreciate some illustrative pics or photos. |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 24, 2018 21:57:32 GMT -5
Yeah how dat work
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Post by vie et mort on Oct 24, 2018 23:20:00 GMT -5
How do you even learn something like that?
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Post by adonis on Oct 24, 2018 23:21:36 GMT -5
at first i thought it said UNCLES, which even though far-fetched, sounds more realistically achievable
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Post by Deleted on Oct 24, 2018 23:24:37 GMT -5
Hell yeah
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Post by afr2000 on Oct 24, 2018 23:27:57 GMT -5
It's not rocket science.
Just kinda hug your knees to your chest and fuck your ankles.
I find I get better, leverage i guess, if I'm on the balls of my feet, but like I said, it works just fine on your back.
Just go try it. You'll figure it out. I'm confident in yall
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Post by ass eyes on Oct 24, 2018 23:29:16 GMT -5
Yo, what?
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Post by Deleted on Oct 24, 2018 23:30:08 GMT -5
Will attempt just cause I'm ready
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Post by adonis on Oct 24, 2018 23:30:44 GMT -5
there simply HAS to be a video online of someone doing it, but I for one refuse to have ' guy fucking his ankles' be something i ever type into google. I have limits.
Hopefully someone else here has the tenacity to deliver.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 24, 2018 23:31:18 GMT -5
Alright, update:
Didn't work cause my dick isn't long enough and I'm not a contortionist
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Post by ass eyes on Oct 24, 2018 23:32:14 GMT -5
So you're literally using your dick as a pogo stick?
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Post by Deleted on Oct 24, 2018 23:44:44 GMT -5
well i guess i have to get full mobility of my knee back so i can bang my anks? something to shoot for
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Post by adonis on Oct 24, 2018 23:45:34 GMT -5
i feel like this is something the grapefruit beej lady would encourage her old man to try
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Post by afr2000 on Oct 25, 2018 0:10:33 GMT -5
Alright, update: Didn't work cause my dick isn't long enough and I'm not a contortionist Did you try on the balls of your feet? Use your body weight to close the gap. Kinda lean into. You got this kid |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 25, 2018 0:11:44 GMT -5
Maybe some other time. I already gooed.
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Post by adonis on Oct 25, 2018 0:11:46 GMT -5
Alright, update: Didn't work cause my dick isn't long enough and I'm not a contortionist Did you try on the balls of your feet? Use your body weight to close the gap. Kinda lean into. You got this kid ok, now im convinced this is all a troll. well played so far but that was one post too far. |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 25, 2018 0:16:51 GMT -5
Maybe some other time. I already gooed. i hope it was bountiful, you deserve it |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 25, 2018 0:18:23 GMT -5
Coulda been better, honestly. Coulda gooed harder
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Post by afr2000 on Oct 25, 2018 0:29:33 GMT -5
Did you try on the balls of your feet? Use your body weight to close the gap. Kinda lean into. You got this kid ok, now im convinced this is all a troll. well played so far but that was one post too far. Find me someone trust-worthy I can send a pic to |
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Post by adonis on Oct 25, 2018 0:34:30 GMT -5
I can only vouch for myself in this barren wasteland of opportunists.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 25, 2018 0:36:23 GMT -5
Just make step by step illustrations
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Post by Deleted on Oct 25, 2018 1:05:44 GMT -5
Wouldn’t you crush your nuts
There’s gotta be a better way
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