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Post by captainsunshine on Nov 14, 2018 17:03:06 GMT -5
it actually vaguely reminds me of this stupid joke my friend and I wrote back in high school about how jesus' disciples were overhearing jesus saying "tomorrow im going to go to town on that ass" and they were like "what decadent sins does our teacher slide off his tongue??" but then jesus is all  it is so fucking dumb but to this day i remember how retardedly stoned we were and how we thought it was the greatest thing ever. our christian art teacher didnt find it funny : / |
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Post by Avoidance Learning on Nov 14, 2018 17:04:58 GMT -5
homie in the seafoam green robe is like "I TOLD Y'ALL DIDN'T I? DIDN'T I TELL Y'ALL? THAT'S MY DOG JC YOU SILLY BITCH! GANG GANG"
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Post by captainsunshine on Nov 14, 2018 17:06:34 GMT -5
christians fucking HATE depicting jesus as anything other than white
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Post by Avoidance Learning on Nov 14, 2018 17:09:20 GMT -5
when you didn't think Jesus was gonna show up and now your hook nosed chintzy ass neighbor gets to blast an off white rope in your wife because you don't know how to hedge your bets.  |
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Post by not Worship on Nov 14, 2018 17:10:59 GMT -5
Looking at my bank statement from last night and it looks like I blew nearly $400 last night on a single stripper. I've never done this before. I feel kinda silly, but in my defense, this stripper had an Alejandro Jodorowsky tattoo on her thigh and kicked off her set to "walk" by Pantera. She proceeded to give me a lap dance to "fly" by the cramps and a shit ton of songs by Bauhaus and The Cure. This whole post is legit as fuck, i support u |
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Post by DAYMAN on Nov 14, 2018 17:34:00 GMT -5
christians fucking HATE depicting jesus as anything other than white  |
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Post by captainsunshine on Nov 14, 2018 18:18:01 GMT -5
what's the most everyone in here has ever spent on a single stripper
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Post by DAYMAN on Nov 14, 2018 18:25:38 GMT -5
-$1.
Never been to a strip club, but when I lived next to a stripper, she sent her daughter over to borrow an egg. We gave her the egg, then she came back with a dollar.
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Post by krujones on Nov 14, 2018 18:31:32 GMT -5
$0
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Post by krujones on Nov 14, 2018 18:33:58 GMT -5
Jesse Ventura has turned into the homeless guy that searches through your garbage for cans
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Post by mazzario on Nov 14, 2018 19:20:10 GMT -5
jesse ventura is alex jones if he was cool.
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Post by DAYMAN on Nov 14, 2018 19:35:10 GMT -5
Looks like a retired wrestler to me.
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Post by adonis on Nov 14, 2018 19:57:07 GMT -5
jesse ventura won $1.8 million off the widow of navy seal chris kyle ( american sniper ) for defaming him in the book, then another court overturned the judgement. I imagine his legal costs are why he dresses like a bum now.
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Post by mazzario on Nov 14, 2018 20:08:43 GMT -5
Chris Kyle was a lying cunt who got himself killed because he was an idiot.
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Post by crawlingcosmichorror on Nov 14, 2018 21:31:40 GMT -5
what's the most everyone in here has ever spent on a single stripper I think it was like $200, or at least that's what I took out of the ATM that night. She knew I was going through some shit and did an excellent job of taking my mind off things. |
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Post by captainsunshine on Nov 15, 2018 0:19:00 GMT -5
I think I’m like $120
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Post by bawitdaba on Nov 15, 2018 6:59:34 GMT -5
been to a strip club once and didn't spend any money on strippers lol
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Post by DAYMAN on Nov 15, 2018 7:28:03 GMT -5
EL
OH
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JIM
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Post by bawitdaba on Nov 15, 2018 7:29:25 GMT -5
i was 18 so all i bought was a redbull
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Post by DAYMAN on Nov 15, 2018 7:52:15 GMT -5
Haven't had one of those in forever
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Post by krujones on Nov 15, 2018 7:59:09 GMT -5
How much coke do you think those strippers scored for them and their boyfriends with that kind of cash?
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Post by DAYMAN on Nov 15, 2018 8:29:05 GMT -5
I don't know what the price of coke in Baltimore was ten years ago.
Listened to Nuclear Assault and Crumbsuckers while running, then Orion got in my head so it's MoP now.
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Post by bawitdaba on Nov 15, 2018 8:30:40 GMT -5
i was literally just listening to crumbsuckers at my desk
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Post by Avoidance Learning on Nov 15, 2018 8:38:26 GMT -5
I guess it depends on how much the coke costs tbh. Enough, that's for sure.
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Post by DAYMAN on Nov 15, 2018 8:38:55 GMT -5
At your desk?
Did you get up and mash or did you just SIT THERE?
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Post by krujones on Nov 15, 2018 8:40:43 GMT -5
A man shouted a pro-Nazi and pro-Trump salute during a performance of “Fiddler on the Roof” at Baltimore’s Hippodrome Theatre on Wednesday night in an outburst that some audience members feared was the beginning of a shooting.
I was not aware Jim enjoyed live theater
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Post by Avoidance Learning on Nov 15, 2018 8:41:54 GMT -5
Jim's expanding his horizons. Our boy's gaining some culture.
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Post by DrewBlood on Nov 15, 2018 8:51:51 GMT -5
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Post by DrewBlood on Nov 15, 2018 8:54:10 GMT -5
A man shouted a pro-Nazi and pro-Trump salute during a performance of “Fiddler on the Roof” at Baltimore’s Hippodrome Theatre on Wednesday night in an outburst that some audience members feared was the beginning of a shooting. i hope Jay Landsman was there to kick the shit out of him |
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Post by bawitdaba on Nov 15, 2018 8:54:27 GMT -5
A man shouted a pro-Nazi and pro-Trump salute during a performance of “Fiddler on the Roof” at Baltimore’s Hippodrome Theatre on Wednesday night in an outburst that some audience members feared was the beginning of a shooting. I was not aware Jim enjoyed live theater lol i didn't hear about this at all |
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