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Post by Cholo Molester on Nov 15, 2023 12:14:57 GMT -5
One of my friends pissed in all of the football lockers because they all had perforated metal doors.
Some baseball jock broke into this autistic dudeโs locker while he was in gym class, took a shit in his binder, and put it back. Tyler, the autistic kid, got to class and open up his binder and was pissed. Looking back, Tyler got picked on a lot just because he was a little different, but he was always polite to everyone.
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Post by xbrdclx on Nov 15, 2023 12:16:47 GMT -5
hell yeah pranks rule
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Post by Avoidance Learning on Nov 15, 2023 12:16:54 GMT -5
the most harmless prank we did was ding dong ditch but even that somehow turned into someone chasing us with a bat. man, one time, we bought a styrofoam cooler and filled it full of water balloons and drove around nailing people with em for a couple of hours. We eventually head to a buddy's house after being chased by several men who look like the bad guy from the live action Dennis the Menace movie, and on the way we see our friend's little brother and his friend walking across a park. Naturally we park the car and descend on him with like 30 balloons, which escalates into a water balloon fight with him and his friends. then my friend will ding dong ditched them, and when they opened the door he threw a water balloon at the screen, soaking their mom. Resulting in the eldest brother chasing him 2 blocks on foot swinging a bat above his head like a some sort of warlord
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Post by Cholo Molester on Nov 15, 2023 12:19:04 GMT -5
Oh yeah, Iโm high school all grades were allowed to leave campus for lunch, we just had to be back for class. Our sophomore year they changed the rules so only juniors and seniors could do it because of how much our class would fuck around. Those were the halo 2 days so weโd leave and have lan parties while parents were at work or go skateboarding around town.
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Post by Frederik on Nov 15, 2023 12:19:25 GMT -5
in 6th grade, kids in my simulated a prison economy by making fake cigarettes and trading them to each other for lunch snacks and shit. Our class got lectured by the school's DARE officer. we definitely did this by convincing hard-rockers that the oregano we were selling with tobacco mixed in was dense nuggs of fat buds. right, but everyone knew this shit was fake. You'd see a group of kids every recess picking grass and tiny leaves and storing it some container. It was so fucking stupid.
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Post by anointed on Nov 15, 2023 12:22:30 GMT -5
we definitely did this by convincing hard-rockers that the oregano we were selling with tobacco mixed in was dense nuggs of fat buds. right, but everyone knew this shit was fake.ย You'd see a group of kids every recess picking grass and tiny leaves and storing it some container. It was so fucking stupid. lmao there were definitely dumbasses that heard about getting high through dr. dre lyrics and wanted to desperately try it so we knew we could fool them for a couple of bucks in exchange. they'd then pretend to be high but in reality their lungs and throat just burned for twen'ty minutes.
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Post by xbrdclx on Nov 15, 2023 12:24:26 GMT -5
my friend jason (who wen't on to be a marine) rolled up japanese maple leaves and smoked them and said he got high. I think we were like 15?
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Post by Avoidance Learning on Nov 15, 2023 12:25:04 GMT -5
a kid brought oregano to sell to someone in a bag at school in middle school, and when the teacher found it he tried to tell her it was his lunch. He got suspended for a long ass time lmao
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Post by Cholo Molester on Nov 15, 2023 12:25:46 GMT -5
The homie Rene and I would interrupt class by having โVietnam ptsd flashbacksโ lmao making fun of veterans was actually one of our go-to bits. We had a desert storm vet bit about coming home from the war and meeting our black son for the first time and that evolved into raising our black son, so when one of our teachers would go on a rant about kids misbehaving weโd agree and be like โas a desert storm vet raising my black son, I agree, kids these days donโt know the meaning of respectโ and we make our voices deeper and shit. But Vietnam ptsd flashbacks was by far the best bit. Weโd bust that out constantly from 8th-senior year.
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Post by Frederik on Nov 15, 2023 12:25:57 GMT -5
the afternoon bus home in middle school was absolutely unhinged.
-We started a mock wrestling fed and would suplex and powerbomb each other over the seats -too many fights to count -2 or 3 instances where kids had to be taken off the bus by cops -a bus driver got fired because he absolutely lost it and pushed a kid up against a window and threated him -"Hatfield vs. McCoy" rivalries between different groups of siblings -kids swapping pills and cigarettes -parents getting in shouting matches with drivers
Basically a prison yard on wheels
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Post by Avoidance Learning on Nov 15, 2023 12:26:42 GMT -5
def got into a couple fights on the bus. that was the proving ground.
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Post by ๐๐ผ๐๐๐ฝ๐โโ๐๐๐โ on Nov 15, 2023 12:27:37 GMT -5
was just thinking about whether or not i should convince girlfriend to let kid ride the bus and then quickly remembered that every heathen behavior i learned in school happened on the bus
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Post by bonerinsweatpants on Nov 15, 2023 12:28:46 GMT -5
a kid brought oregano to sell to someone in a bag at school in middle school, and when the teacher found it he tried to tell her it was his lunch. He got suspended for a long ass time lmao yeah, we would sell oregano to freshman or just bammer (old ass dried up dense nuggs of fat buds) for $10 a pop
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Post by anointed on Nov 15, 2023 12:28:50 GMT -5
a kid brought oregano to sell to someone in a bag at school in middle school, and when the teacher found it he tried to tell her it was his lunch. He got suspended for a long ass time lmao in middle school i got both at home and in school suspension for drawing my teacher with big tits and a hairy bush. they even called in the NYPD to lecture me and all sorts of shit, it was nuts. this was just two years after columbine so the zero tolerance policy shit was intense.
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Post by Cholo Molester on Nov 15, 2023 12:30:39 GMT -5
Oh fuck yeah, we had no rules wrestling matches where people got seriously hurt. We didnโt know wwf and wcw used props so weโd beat the shit out of each other with real chairs and shit.
6-8th grade there was a homie boxing league where no punches to the face were allowed. Shit had a bracket and everything.
Trading hentai was also a thing, thatโs how I ended up watching Bible Black lmao
My cousin gave me a porn mag once so I took it to school and sold it and the kid I sold it to got caught by his parents immediately and snitched but I denied the whole thing.
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Post by Avoidance Learning on Nov 15, 2023 12:31:01 GMT -5
bro we are very very similar people, because I had a creep teacher who stared at my friend Sara's 12 year old tits a lot, and we passed a note back and forth of him dressed as a clown and calling him a child molester, and when he found the note he ONLY KICKED US OUT OF HIS CLASSROOM, did NOT send us to the office, proving he is absolutely a child molester.
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Post by Frederik on Nov 15, 2023 12:33:04 GMT -5
Whenever I read an article in the paper that is like "School district facing shortage of bus drivers" my immediate response is "yeah, no shit"
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Post by anointed on Nov 15, 2023 12:33:55 GMT -5
i took the MTA city bus to school with my friends and we actively bullied the cheese bus kids. fucking dorks.
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Post by Frederik on Nov 15, 2023 12:34:30 GMT -5
My cousin gave me a porn mag once so I took it to school and sold it and the kid I sold it to got caught by his parents immediately and snitched but I denied the whole thing. My dad had a stack of old playboys in the garage that I would sell to kids in 7th and 8th grade lmao.
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Post by Avoidance Learning on Nov 15, 2023 12:34:58 GMT -5
probably the worst I ever got my ass kicked was on the middle school bus because this fat kid called me a fanouk and I sprayed him in the face with half a can of axe body spray.
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Post by Cholo Molester on Nov 15, 2023 12:35:11 GMT -5
Oh most definitely teachers were sexually harassed on the daily. We had a pawg English teacher that everyone had a crush on. I took every class she offered including film theory and poetry. She looked like a brunette Kate Dee. ๐
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Post by Frederik on Nov 15, 2023 12:38:22 GMT -5
i took the MTA city bus to school with my friends and we actively bullied the cheese bus kids. fucking dorks. try that in a small town you can't because there's no public transportation
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Post by Cholo Molester on Nov 15, 2023 12:38:38 GMT -5
My cousin gave me a porn mag once so I took it to school and sold it and the kid I sold it to got caught by his parents immediately and snitched but I denied the whole thing. My dad had a stack of old playboys in the garage that I would sell to kids in 7th and 8th grade lmao. We found the stash of my homies dad and it was weird porn like a dude with two dicks, some guy putting his head inside a womanโs pussy, and octocock. Early photoshop days were wild because weโd all believe the shit we saw lol. We took some pages and plastered them at school. Octocock was legendary, did yโall ever see that one?
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Post by jonsetsfire on Nov 15, 2023 12:40:13 GMT -5
In high school I was on a few street teams and would sell all of the promo materials the labels gave me to pass out. There's a few that I wish I had kept at least one copy of for nostalgia, but nothing too crazy.
At home we had one of the jailbroken black cable boxes. We would record hours of the spice and playboy channels and sell those.
We would play this lame game called "Yay/Boo." Basically we would throw a piece of paper in the middle of the hallway and depending on the side of the paper people would walk on they would either get cheered or we would yell terrible things at them.
I would also play a game where, right at the end of my lunch period, I would pick a spot on the ceiling and just stare at it confusingly. The goal was to get a crowed of people to join in looking for what I was looking at. When that happened, I would shrug my shoulders and walk away.
Fun stuff.
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Post by anointed on Nov 15, 2023 12:40:30 GMT -5
i took the MTA city bus to school with my friends and we actively bullied the cheese bus kids. fucking dorks. try that in a small town you can't because there's no public transportation i was always a bit envious of the small town experience but then i remembered that some mfs have known the same people from kindergarten all the way to the retirement homes. nah no good.
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Post by Avoidance Learning on Nov 15, 2023 12:41:09 GMT -5
Some of these kids have never found a particularly graphic porn mag called "Lesbian fuck holes" in the woods, and it shows
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Post by anointed on Nov 15, 2023 12:42:15 GMT -5
if this fucking game didn't have your school in a headlock...
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Post by jonsetsfire on Nov 15, 2023 12:42:22 GMT -5
Oh fuck yeah, we had no rules wrestling matches where people got seriously hurt. We didnโt know wwf and wcw used props so weโd beat the shit out of each other with real chairs and shit. Hell yeah. My buddy Daniel and I would go around stunning each other at random spots in the school. Obviously giving the stunned one the fingers while walking away.
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Post by Cholo Molester on Nov 15, 2023 12:43:45 GMT -5
Playing that game to tel you your future wife and then it landed on your crush ๐คฏ๐คฏ๐คฏ
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Post by sourtimes after dark ๐ on Nov 15, 2023 12:45:24 GMT -5
My mom was astounded to find out that as kids we just had rock fights over in the undeveloped phase of our neighborhood. Mine too, I thought she knew?
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