floorpunchchalie
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Post by floorpunchchalie on Nov 29, 2023 14:21:33 GMT -5
Our holiday party is Friday afternoon right after school since the 22nd is a half day.
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anointed
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Post by anointed on Nov 29, 2023 14:23:00 GMT -5
i hate company retreats and parties but one time i did go to one in LA, left, got in n out and chilled on the beach all day.
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theboobox
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Post by theboobox on Nov 29, 2023 14:23:26 GMT -5
re: Christmas Bonus
The last couple of years i've gotten decent ones because the labs I worked for got so much extra money from covid testing. Going to see how mine is this year now that testing is non existent
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floorpunchchalie
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Post by floorpunchchalie on Nov 29, 2023 14:24:16 GMT -5
Getting drunk at the holiday party is never a good thing I feel?
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Cholo Molester
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Post by Cholo Molester on Nov 29, 2023 14:24:31 GMT -5
Tech company would give me quarterly bonuses based on performance and that shit rocked. Made more from bonuses than I did from my celery. Fuck I miss getting money like that.
This Christmas bonus is tied to sales and despite the economic downturn we’ve been able to keep margins steady. It’s a small company tho, $10mil yearly sales average with 35-40% net profit. Not a whole lot of room to ball out. On email newsletters alone I bring in $5k a week in sales, our social reach is averaging 2mil a month, we’re punching way above our weight class in the marketing department. I’m really starting to feel underutilized and underpaid, but I’m waiting to see what that bonus looks like before I decide to jump ship.
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theboobox
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Post by theboobox on Nov 29, 2023 14:25:14 GMT -5
No holiday party from my lab since its in Nashville. I did go to my one in Long Island and there was a massive dessert train haha
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Post by heathers on Nov 29, 2023 14:27:00 GMT -5
Getting drunk at the holiday party is never a good thing I feel? it’s recommended, actually
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krujones
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Post by krujones on Nov 29, 2023 14:27:40 GMT -5
Every year someone at a work function gets absolutely hammered and its hilarious and they become a joke around the office until the next year when someone else takes their place
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Post by tooth on Nov 29, 2023 14:29:29 GMT -5
I don't get sh!t for a bonus or a party or even a pat on the back. Up the Unions!
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floorpunchchalie
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Post by floorpunchchalie on Nov 29, 2023 14:30:34 GMT -5
Every year someone at a work function gets absolutely hammered and its hilarious and they become a joke around the office until the next year when someone else takes their place This this this That’s what happens here too
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Cholo Molester
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Post by Cholo Molester on Nov 29, 2023 14:33:14 GMT -5
I haven't gotten hammered at a work function since like 2016? Hooking up with co-workers is always a horrible idea but when you're drunk and horny all logic goes out the window smh.
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anointed
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Post by anointed on Nov 29, 2023 14:35:20 GMT -5
the gay salamanders have arrived
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not Worship
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Post by not Worship on Nov 29, 2023 14:41:56 GMT -5
People complain that we get fucking paid money at all. Guess I should just work for blowjobs and cheeseburgers what job is this
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theboobox
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Post by theboobox on Nov 29, 2023 14:45:10 GMT -5
the GOP
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Post by Depeche Mode on Nov 29, 2023 14:55:57 GMT -5
used to get pretty great quarterly bonuses. they sold the company twice since then and i know these guys are going to pull some penny-pinching bullshit. "oh, sales are down, tough year" eyes to the floor when they hand me an envelope.
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bonerinsweatpants
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Post by bonerinsweatpants on Nov 29, 2023 15:45:15 GMT -5
Usually get a $1k bonus that's taxed to about $600. I believe March 2024 I'll reach enough years to be included in profit sharing so that'll be cool beans
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xbrdclx
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Post by xbrdclx on Nov 29, 2023 15:48:34 GMT -5
hoping to get a few sheckles for a bonus but we'll see!
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Perm’d by God
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Post by Perm’d by God on Nov 29, 2023 15:48:49 GMT -5
you know we bang with Low, RIP Top tier live act.
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krujones
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Post by krujones on Nov 29, 2023 16:00:36 GMT -5
My brother works for Staples and said their corporate office is almost empty, their email is down and barely anyone in their warehouse to fulfill orders because everyone is sick. I don't know what the hell is going around but some plague has been unleashed that is not COVID
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xbrdclx
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Post by xbrdclx on Nov 29, 2023 16:03:31 GMT -5
I'm all fucked up right now, but its just like a sore throat/cold
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bonerinsweatpants
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Post by bonerinsweatpants on Nov 29, 2023 16:04:08 GMT -5
My brother works for Staples and said their corporate office is almost empty, their email is down and barely anyone in their warehouse to fulfill orders because everyone is sick. I don't know what the hell is going around but some plague has been unleashed that is not COVID there's a new RSV thing in China (prolly at a Wuhan wet market) so it could be a matter of time until it comes to America and infect Tom Hanks or Rudy Gobert first
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krujones
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Post by krujones on Nov 29, 2023 16:05:29 GMT -5
China needs to chill
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Post by jonsetsfire on Nov 29, 2023 16:06:41 GMT -5
Time to break out the masks. Tis the season.
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krujones
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Post by krujones on Nov 29, 2023 16:07:33 GMT -5
My coughing was so bad last night I thought I was having an asthma attack
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floorpunchchalie
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Post by floorpunchchalie on Nov 29, 2023 16:11:23 GMT -5
Be careful everyone, people in our school were very very sick and came in. There’s something 100% going around right now.
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Perm’d by God
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Post by Perm’d by God on Nov 29, 2023 16:13:27 GMT -5
I sure hope chalie doesn’t perish from Kung Flu 2.
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not Worship
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Post by not Worship on Nov 29, 2023 16:14:04 GMT -5
Im healthy as shit and im crediting it to taking mad vitamin c pills in addition to my other supplement bullshit
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jonsetsfire
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Post by jonsetsfire on Nov 29, 2023 16:14:16 GMT -5
I sure hope chalie doesn’t perish from Kung Flu 2. Bronchial boogaloo.
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floorpunchchalie
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Post by floorpunchchalie on Nov 29, 2023 16:15:34 GMT -5
I definitely wash my hands at least three times a day
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Post by jonsetsfire on Nov 29, 2023 16:17:38 GMT -5
I definitely wash my hands at least three times a day With black soap or nah?
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