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Post by Deleted on Jun 29, 2018 17:13:54 GMT -5
are we not pirates? we do what we please
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thegreathambino
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Post by thegreathambino on Jun 29, 2018 17:14:03 GMT -5
We haven't had this much traffic in too long and everyone is gonna hold me to these old B9 rules.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 29, 2018 17:15:49 GMT -5
Hereβs a confession - I ran out of toilet paper the other day and just drippinied off. I have killer water pressure. Due to the results from that Iβm looking to buy a bidet. My asshole is pristine.
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Post by ππΌπππ½πββπππβ on Jun 29, 2018 17:18:06 GMT -5
Relevant: I briefly dated Nora's drummer. There's no proof tho because nobody takes pictures of the drummer
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Post by Deleted on Jun 29, 2018 17:18:11 GMT -5
bidets are crazy expensive and you do still need toilet paper to dry off, but those automatic super robot ones are the best way to shit.
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Post by ππΌπππ½πββπππβ on Jun 29, 2018 17:18:25 GMT -5
That band fucking honks
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jonsetsfire
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Post by jonsetsfire on Jun 29, 2018 17:27:39 GMT -5
Relevant: I briefly dated Nora's drummer. There's no proof tho because nobody takes pictures of the drummer BUH DUM CHHHHH
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Post by gold soundz on Jun 29, 2018 17:35:55 GMT -5
Hereβs a confession - I ran out of toilet paper the other day and just drippinied off. I have killer water pressure. Due to the results from that Iβm looking to buy a bidet. My asshole is pristine. I got a $20 bidet from amazon a few weeks ago and now I hate shitting anywhere but home. It just doesn't feel right treating my barbie doll butthole that way.
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Brah-lie
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Post by Brah-lie on Jun 29, 2018 17:45:17 GMT -5
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liquidswords
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Post by liquidswords on Jun 29, 2018 18:43:35 GMT -5
My turds are hefty hefty hefty
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Post by Deleted on Jun 29, 2018 18:45:08 GMT -5
My turds are hefty hefty hefty You make big plops?
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liquidswords
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Post by liquidswords on Jun 29, 2018 18:50:33 GMT -5
My turds are hefty hefty hefty You make big plops? heckin' severe plops! Listen these plops were reversed engineered by the nazis to build the first U boat proto-types.
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Post by crawlingcosmichorror on Jun 29, 2018 18:53:44 GMT -5
iβll confess that whoever bought the !azzip avatar i sold on ebay never left me feedback even though i refunded him. Wait what? I somehow missed this.
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dingus
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Post by dingus on Jun 29, 2018 18:54:45 GMT -5
I flush the baby wipes I am now wiping exclusively with.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 29, 2018 18:56:30 GMT -5
heckin' severe plops! Listen these plops were reversed engineered by the nazis to build the first U boat proto-types. That's some big shit
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Post by Deleted on Jun 29, 2018 20:03:11 GMT -5
I dont pick up the shit when I walk my dog and he poops.
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Post by ππΌπππ½πββπππβ on Jun 29, 2018 20:04:59 GMT -5
I flush the baby wipes I am now wiping exclusively with. I dont piqq up the shit when I walk my dog and he poops. Y'all should've saved these for anonymous confessions because they're mad shameful
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dingus
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Post by dingus on Jun 29, 2018 20:22:35 GMT -5
I flush the baby wipes I am now wiping exclusively with. I dont piqq up the shit when I walk my dog and he poops. Y'all should've saved these for anonymous confessions because they're mad shameful Not proud. Not ashamed.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 29, 2018 20:25:54 GMT -5
Neither nor
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Post by bufoalvarius on Jun 29, 2018 20:41:24 GMT -5
Hereβs a confession - I ran out of toilet paper the other day and just drippinied off. I have killer water pressure. Due to the results from that Iβm looking to buy a bidet. My asshole is pristine. I got a $20 bidet from amazon a few weeks ago and now I hate shitting anywhere but home. It just doesn't feel right treating my barbie doll butthole that way. ![](http://storage.proboards.com/6839503/avatar/yAqmgEnKsCQksZPbbhZP.jpg)
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Post by beckybreach on Jun 29, 2018 21:19:42 GMT -5
Barbie's Malibu Bidet is sure to be a hit with the youth.
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Post by betrayedbylife on Jun 29, 2018 22:48:52 GMT -5
Hereβs a confession - I ran out of toilet paper the other day and just drippinied off. I have killer water pressure. Due to the results from that Iβm looking to buy a bidet. My asshole is pristine. I got a $20 bidet from amazon a few weeks ago and now I hate shitting anywhere but home. It just doesn't feel right treating my barbie doll butthole that way. I need this
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JDS~~~*
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Post by JDS~~~* on Jun 29, 2018 22:50:43 GMT -5
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Post by Brah-lie on Jun 29, 2018 23:17:53 GMT -5
Open confession- I have grey hairs coming in on my pubic region now, apparently. Fuuuuuck.
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thegreathambino
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Post by thegreathambino on Jun 30, 2018 4:05:17 GMT -5
How is this thread still going?
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Post by Deleted on Jun 30, 2018 4:29:14 GMT -5
You fools need to realize that the confession thread needs to be seasonal not because of old board rules but because only the end of year season can bring you to this special emotional state that makes you dig up your deepest and darkest secrets.
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ITID
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Post by ITID on Jun 30, 2018 4:34:06 GMT -5
You fools need to realize that the confession thread needs to be seasonal not because of old board rules but because only the end of year season can bring you to this special emotional state that makes you dig up your deepest and darkest secrets. Pretty sure it's the hope that enough people catch the same cabin fever visiting their family, it turns in a thirst trap/drink-too-much-and-internet...
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Post by Deleted on Jun 30, 2018 5:46:14 GMT -5
You fools need to realize that the confession thread needs to be seasonal not because of old board rules but because only the end of year season can bring you to this special emotional state that makes you dig up your deepest and darkest secrets. but it is the end of the year
THE FINANCIAL YEAR
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rowdiedondown
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Post by rowdiedondown on Jun 30, 2018 8:55:56 GMT -5
Who cares? Do it, don't do it.... Some could do it now whileothers can wait until the winter, a time by which not as many will be posting
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Yung Nick
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Post by Yung Nick on Jul 2, 2018 8:53:27 GMT -5
What is this JULY confessions thread bull fucking shit ass thread?
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