concealer
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Post by concealer on Nov 24, 2024 12:41:29 GMT -5
SWEENEY! I was WAY off!
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concealer
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if nastyy were a gigantic pussy
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Post by concealer on Nov 24, 2024 12:41:49 GMT -5
My two part joke post foiled by the page break
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Post by Untalented Elvis Costello on Nov 24, 2024 14:06:57 GMT -5
wouldnt call it a joke
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The G-Woman
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Post by The G-Woman on Nov 24, 2024 14:59:00 GMT -5
I am in love with the woman working the slice shop counter and I’m pretty sure we matched on tinder six months ago (her hair is different) what would u do
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chaospouch
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30 minutes delicate
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Post by chaospouch on Nov 24, 2024 15:52:33 GMT -5
Tell her to get a better job
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Mr. Dingle Foot
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Post by Mr. Dingle Foot on Nov 24, 2024 16:01:02 GMT -5
I am in love with the woman working the slice shop counter and I’m pretty sure we matched on tinder six months ago (her hair is different) what would u do "I am single and you. You are single and cute." |
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concealer
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if nastyy were a gigantic pussy
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Post by concealer on Nov 24, 2024 16:25:08 GMT -5
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Post by Untalented Elvis Costello on Nov 24, 2024 16:47:41 GMT -5
you'd be wrong !
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tandoori jones
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lake dues
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Post by tandoori jones on Nov 24, 2024 17:41:54 GMT -5
I am in love with the woman working the slice shop counter and I’m pretty sure we matched on tinder six months ago (her hair is different) what would u do smooch |
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The G-Woman
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Post by The G-Woman on Nov 24, 2024 17:44:24 GMT -5
I am in love with the woman working the slice shop counter and I’m pretty sure we matched on tinder six months ago (her hair is different) what would u do smooch omgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg |
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theonefreeman
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Post by theonefreeman on Nov 24, 2024 17:46:23 GMT -5
I like that movie too. You are seen. |
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cfloyd3
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Post by cfloyd3 on Nov 25, 2024 7:07:17 GMT -5
I laughed
and Sofia when you go to the slice shop what are you ordering? One slice, two? Folding it?
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Post by buba2 on Nov 25, 2024 7:25:01 GMT -5
Great first date you guys! We ended up seeing Gladiator II because every showing of wicked was sold out. Gladiator II was better than I expected and I recommend it. I wasn’t sure how I felt with a movie on the first date cause you can’t talk but it wen't well. After the movies which got over around 6ish, we got dinner and drinks and had good conversation all throughout the meal. She’s traveling to see family for thanksgiving so I won’t get to see her till December. We had a goodnight kiss and I was home around 9:30! her ex from high school is gonna be sliding it in raw as she looks back while you're texting "so how's your day been?" Jesus this staggered me a big |
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djilo91
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#1 MEOWFUNCTION FAN
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Post by djilo91 on Nov 25, 2024 8:01:16 GMT -5
So are you experiencing increased arousal or just increased blood flow to your extremity? I’ll be sure to give a full detailed review once I get these bad boys in my hand. Update: Increased bloodflow. Could cut a diamond in half with this thing. |
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Post by jeanxseberg on Nov 25, 2024 9:06:39 GMT -5
My ex liked a photo of mine on instagram and then blocked me. I’ve still got it! If I did something this embarrassing I would just double down and like ten posts in a row Fuck it man if you're gonna slip up might as well go all in |
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cfloyd3
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Post by cfloyd3 on Nov 25, 2024 9:09:27 GMT -5
I've been deep in the trenches of some hot woman's hot friend's IG that I have like 10 degrees of separation from and liked a photo on accident more than once
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antipasto
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Post by antipasto on Nov 25, 2024 9:13:53 GMT -5
At my last job, one of my female coworkers asked an older guy there “why did you like and then unlike my bikini photo last night?” And it got awkward as hell
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nastyy
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Post by nastyy on Nov 25, 2024 9:37:41 GMT -5
Twu
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AL 🎄✨🦌
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Post by AL 🎄✨🦌 on Nov 25, 2024 10:09:14 GMT -5
At my last job, one of my female coworkers asked an older guy there “why did you like and then unlike my bikini photo last night?” And it got awkward as hell he should have doubled down and said he blew a fat load onto his phone so hard it hit the like button by accident |
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The G-Woman
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Post by The G-Woman on Nov 25, 2024 11:03:48 GMT -5
I laughed and Sofia when you go to the slice shop what are you ordering? One slice, two? Folding it? been goin lite. One vegan slice. I fold the slice. I occupy an entire booth and drink three cups of water. And I have a book with me. I think that’s it |
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The G-Woman
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Post by The G-Woman on Nov 25, 2024 11:05:37 GMT -5
I’ve been lurking slice shop waife’s IG. I wasn’t wearing contacts and dropped my phone on my face. Hope I didn’t like anything
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tandoori jones
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Post by tandoori jones on Nov 25, 2024 12:39:01 GMT -5
just shoot your shot, big S
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stephanie
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Post by stephanie on Nov 25, 2024 12:50:17 GMT -5
be prepared to never step foot in that place again
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MMST3K
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Post by MMST3K on Nov 25, 2024 12:51:31 GMT -5
Grab me a slice before you do!
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Sorley Boy
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Post by Sorley Boy on Nov 25, 2024 13:00:13 GMT -5
When she sees a beautiful stranger reading a book in a pizza parlor, getting oil and burnt dough all over the pages, how could she say no.
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tandoori jones
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Post by tandoori jones on Nov 25, 2024 13:11:58 GMT -5
the way sofias hair has a light dusting of parmesan that looks like fresh snow is deeply poetic and irresistible. hallmark couldn’t write a better christmas movie opening
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The G-Woman
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Post by The G-Woman on Nov 25, 2024 13:38:26 GMT -5
be prepared to never step foot in that place again i don't care about that
when I need a slice I need a slice
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The G-Woman
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Post by The G-Woman on Nov 25, 2024 13:38:40 GMT -5
the way sofias hair has a light dusting of parmesan that looks like fresh snow is deeply poetic and irresistible. hallmark couldn’t write a better christmas movie opening its just psoriasis |
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The G-Woman
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Post by The G-Woman on Nov 25, 2024 13:38:58 GMT -5
When she sees a beautiful stranger reading a book in a pizza parlor, getting oil and burnt dough all over the pages, how could she say no. thats what I was thinking |
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Post by bravecaptain on Nov 25, 2024 14:34:53 GMT -5
When she sees a beautiful stranger reading a book in a pizza parlor, getting oil and burnt dough all over the pages, how could she say no. *Sees ‘landscape design for dummies’* *runs for the hills* |
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