MMST3K
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Post by MMST3K on Nov 30, 2024 17:00:40 GMT -5
thats what I was trying to say but chalie is far from ready to give up weekly gigs to stay in and watch dating shows. He could try, but will grow to resent her for it. That builds up and one day he could go postal on an innocent woman because he missed Yellowcard. I spent a year pre pandemic watching the Bachelor every monday night with my girlfriend at the time. That was her favorite show so my job was to bring snacks. She got married last year and had a big theme which included finding βher personβ. The person was a lawyer who makes a boatload of money but she is happy as they just returned from Spain. Basically the plot to the Bachelor. You got cucked by a TV show. |
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BloodFarts2
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Post by BloodFarts2 on Nov 30, 2024 17:16:17 GMT -5
Iβm into this i heard this one a girl say/read her text formula. I was in line at target and saw this one lesbian sending a text saying she was hurtin for a squirtin. I thought whoa thatβs hot! but then I saw her lesbian friend holding a nerf super soaker xp50-ap water blaster in the self check out line look at her phone and receive the text. They both had nose rings which I assume means theyβre into pee stuff. One must have a shy bladder and canβt go in front of the other so theyβre using the squirt gun in the bedroom. You shouldβve been there.
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MMST3K
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Post by MMST3K on Nov 30, 2024 17:17:52 GMT -5
Sugargay and Dykenukeem at target.
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jimmyspudboy
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Post by jimmyspudboy on Nov 30, 2024 18:49:36 GMT -5
Fired my shot (sent a DM). π€ Politely declined (she started seeing someone), but told if anything changes she'd reach out. Ayy...lmao |
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yosupbro
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Post by yosupbro on Nov 30, 2024 18:57:40 GMT -5
I hope chalie didn't go out for mexican for the 3rd time in a row with her
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antipasto
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Post by antipasto on Nov 30, 2024 19:17:05 GMT -5
Fired my shot (sent a DM). π€ Politely declined (she started seeing someone), but told if anything changes she'd reach out. Ayy...lmao This is such a wild response haha. Honestly Iβd count it as a win |
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jimmyspudboy
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Post by jimmyspudboy on Nov 30, 2024 19:33:49 GMT -5
Truly confounding.
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Dick Warlock
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Post by Dick Warlock on Nov 30, 2024 19:48:51 GMT -5
embrace the conundrum
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crossedout
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Post by crossedout on Nov 30, 2024 19:52:37 GMT -5
I hope chalie didn't go out for mexican for the 3rd time in a row with her Philly (respectively) only has like one good Mexican spot, so letβs hope he took her to get Pho instead on this cold, cold night |
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Post by ππππππππππππ on Nov 30, 2024 19:53:35 GMT -5
aint no way chalie is eating pho
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tandoori jones
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Post by tandoori jones on Nov 30, 2024 20:06:02 GMT -5
I hope chalie didn't go out for mexican for the 3rd time in a row with her Philly (respectively) only has like one good Mexican spot, so letβs hope he took her to get Pho instead on this cold, cold night must be the random hole i was at last weekend  |
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SUN HIT FACE
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Post by SUN HIT FACE on Nov 30, 2024 20:16:47 GMT -5
aint no way chalie is eating pho And even by some miracle he is, heβs definitely mispronouncing it |
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itii
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Post by itii on Nov 30, 2024 20:19:13 GMT -5
I'd like to think he pronounces it foo
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pisswizard
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Post by pisswizard on Nov 30, 2024 20:42:10 GMT -5
i just choke myself then itβs no longer problematic  Its a new sensation, new sensation. |
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MMST3K
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Post by MMST3K on Nov 30, 2024 20:43:14 GMT -5
Not to be done INXS.
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stephanie
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Post by stephanie on Nov 30, 2024 20:43:54 GMT -5
sleep baby sleep
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