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Post by Osama Vinladen Jiménez López🎅🎄 on Dec 3, 2024 23:57:35 GMT -5
wait, have 2/3 “dates” been going to the movies? does she know that these are “dates?”
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oatmeal
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Post by oatmeal on Dec 3, 2024 23:59:24 GMT -5
Chalie is ran thru
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Post by MMST3K on Dec 4, 2024 0:04:36 GMT -5
Fourth date is in the ER from extensive drywall injuries.
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Post by oogracie👻 on Dec 4, 2024 1:02:53 GMT -5
Just got home from a dope date!
I have to be doing something incredibly offputting between the now stage and the “showing up to a second date” stage… 🤣
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Post by Marco Ducatti on Dec 4, 2024 1:02:58 GMT -5
The 🥺 lore kills me
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xMOOKAIx
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Post by xMOOKAIx on Dec 4, 2024 1:08:05 GMT -5
Are you actually Catholic Yes, though I only go to church on Easter and Christmas. you go to the unitarian church for shows more than you go to your catholic church i dont think you are seeing the pearly gates |
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tandoori jones
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Post by tandoori jones on Dec 4, 2024 1:08:27 GMT -5
don’t these women he goes on dates with know they shouldn’t swim where another woman drowned? |
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Post by Untalented Elvis Costello on Dec 4, 2024 1:38:33 GMT -5
wait, have 2/3 “dates” been going to the movies? does she know that these are “dates?” has sat quietly w her for approx 4 hours |
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MMST3K
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Post by MMST3K on Dec 4, 2024 1:44:27 GMT -5
Yes, though I only go to church on Easter and Christmas. you go to the unitarian church for shows more than you go to your catholic church i dont think you are seeing the pearly gates We post on a hardcore message board in the year of our lord 2024... We're all going to hell son. Just some of us faster than others. |
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Post by johnny two cool on Dec 4, 2024 2:15:31 GMT -5
you go to the unitarian church for shows more than you go to your catholic church i dont think you are seeing the pearly gates We post on a hardcore message board in the year of our lord 2024... We're all going to hell son. Just some of us faster than others. only posers go to hell |
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oatmeal
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Post by oatmeal on Dec 4, 2024 2:20:15 GMT -5
don’t these women he goes on dates with know they shouldn’t swim where another woman drowned? Used Goods Chalz they called him |
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MMST3K
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Post by MMST3K on Dec 4, 2024 2:29:02 GMT -5
We post on a hardcore message board in the year of our lord 2024... We're all going to hell son. Just some of us faster than others. only posers go to hell Then tell the Devil I said Hi when you get there. |
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Post by chaospouch on Dec 4, 2024 6:35:05 GMT -5
Then tell the Devil I said Hi when you get there.  |
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Post by AL 🎄✨🦌 on Dec 4, 2024 6:41:32 GMT -5
I walked into that one.... But no I’m looking to surprise her with something nice! I usually am super thoughtful and want to make good this holiday season. She told me she has been really run down with work (she is a radiologist) so I was thinking of getting her a spa day treatment gift and then explaining in the card that I hope this is a solid self care choice for you since she works her butt off. |
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Post by pisswizard on Dec 4, 2024 6:53:21 GMT -5
I haven’t got me dick wet in a very long time.
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Post by pisswizard on Dec 4, 2024 6:56:16 GMT -5
I just dont feel like doing the mating rituals really. Im too stressed n shit. Woman told me she had an airbnb and asked where I was staying and how I getting home so late? And i just cooked it lol. Even today woman looking me all the way up, all the way down clearly had a wide on for me but I just walked away lol.
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Post by youthofwhodey on Dec 4, 2024 8:34:51 GMT -5
Love Life (Wigger Boy Winter)
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Post by cfloyd3 on Dec 4, 2024 9:02:07 GMT -5
(A little WBW is okay)
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Post by floorpunchchalie on Dec 4, 2024 9:04:24 GMT -5
She really wanted to see wicked so I wanted to follow through on taking her to see it. Therefore 2/3 of the dates were watching a movie (gladiator II and wicked)
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Post by pisswizard on Dec 4, 2024 9:22:12 GMT -5
She really wanted to see wicked so I wanted to follow through on taking her to see it. Therefore 2/3 of the dates were watching a movie (gladiator II and wicked) Funko pop souvenir worthy films or what? |
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Post by crobssssss on Dec 4, 2024 9:27:37 GMT -5
watchin' gladiator 2 and hittin' the popcorn trick wit dis bad boy:  |
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Post by youthofwhodey on Dec 4, 2024 9:31:04 GMT -5
Hidden sword in the coliseum trick. Classic gladiator move.
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Post by smashedbox on Dec 4, 2024 9:32:43 GMT -5
Did yer munchkin march on her yellow brick road
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Post by cfloyd3 on Dec 4, 2024 9:38:59 GMT -5
watchin' gladiator 2 and hittin' the popcorn trick wit dis bad boy: MF DOOM???? |
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Post by carl carlson on Dec 4, 2024 9:49:03 GMT -5
I haven’t got me dick wet in a very long time. me when i`m sailing the seven seas to find some booty |
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Post by xMOOKAIx on Dec 4, 2024 10:02:23 GMT -5
I haven’t got me dick wet in a very long time. me when i`m sailing the seven seas to find some booty pirates had a lot like a lot of gay sex with their crewmates |
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Post by jimmyspudboy on Dec 4, 2024 10:05:26 GMT -5
Did yer munchkin march on her yellow brick road Got something ruby colored, but it isn't the slippers |
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Post by crobssssss on Dec 4, 2024 10:05:32 GMT -5
watchin' gladiator 2 and hittin' the popcorn trick wit dis bad boy: MF DOOM?  i think i read somewhere he was known for this 'trick' rip |
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Post by codync on Dec 4, 2024 10:07:09 GMT -5
I just dont feel like doing the mating rituals really. Im too stressed n shit. Woman told me she had an airbnb and asked where I was staying and how I getting home so late? And i just cooked it lol. Even today woman looking me all the way up, all the way down clearly had a wide on for me but I just walked away lol. a wide on. wow. learning new things every day ✨ |
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Post by carl carlson on Dec 4, 2024 10:10:05 GMT -5
me when i`m sailing the seven seas to find some booty pirates had a lot like a lot of gay sex with their crewmates hell yeah |
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