jimmyspudboy
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nice
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Post by jimmyspudboy on Nov 26, 2024 19:12:23 GMT -5
I'm 5'5" (and mixed), but I post like I'm 6'2". Sorry you keep getting stood up, Gracie.
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Post by Osama Vinladen Jiménez López🎅🎄 on Nov 26, 2024 19:33:34 GMT -5
real shit, aren't we like the same height tho? I'm 5'8.  |
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AL 🎄✨🦌
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365 party boy
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Post by AL 🎄✨🦌 on Nov 26, 2024 20:02:47 GMT -5
Ever since we caught chalie lying about bean color all his shit feels fake. The illusion is gone and I feel nothing.
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crossedout
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certified h8er
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Post by crossedout on Nov 26, 2024 20:08:42 GMT -5
I am 5 feet and 10.5 inches tall 😎
i love that you're 10.5 too! My Amazonian sista
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fuzzyslippers
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Post by fuzzyslippers on Nov 26, 2024 20:14:37 GMT -5
Being 5’11 is an interesting spot. I can’t get the fleeting serotonin rush of saying “I’m six foot _____”, I’m still taller than most of my coworkers but still shorter than anyone in front of me at any given show. Life is so hard.
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tandoori jones
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lake dues
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Post by tandoori jones on Nov 26, 2024 20:17:02 GMT -5
Being 5’11 is an interesting spot. I can’t get the fleeting serotonin rush of saying “I’m six foot _____”, I’m still taller than most of my coworkers but still shorter than anyone in front of me at any given show. Life is so hard. i get the same seratonin rush from telling people i’m actually only 5’9 cause either they’re the same height and insist they’re 5’10-5’11 or shorter than me and claim they’re……5’10-5’11 and get flustered that i out them lol |
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oogracie👻
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jesse camp's ex
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Post by oogracie👻 on Nov 26, 2024 20:17:50 GMT -5
I am 5 feet and 10.5 inches tall 😎
i love that you're 10.5 too! My Amazonian sista
Can’t wait to see you soon!!! |
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Yung Nick
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troubled yoot
I'm at da store what do u need???
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Post by Yung Nick on Nov 26, 2024 20:19:24 GMT -5
I'm exactly 6 foot. Just barely made the club. Wish I was short.
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fuzzyslippers
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Post by fuzzyslippers on Nov 26, 2024 20:22:03 GMT -5
Being 5’11 is an interesting spot. I can’t get the fleeting serotonin rush of saying “I’m six foot _____”, I’m still taller than most of my coworkers but still shorter than anyone in front of me at any given show. Life is so hard. i get the same seratonin rush from telling people i’m actually only 5’9 cause either they’re the same height and insist they’re 5’10-5’11 or shorter than me and claim they’re……5’10-5’11 and get flustered that i out them lol Maybe you’re lying about being 5’9 and are actually 5’10 or 5’11? Many such cases |
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tandoori jones
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lake dues
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Post by tandoori jones on Nov 26, 2024 20:23:21 GMT -5
i get the same seratonin rush from telling people i’m actually only 5’9 cause either they’re the same height and insist they’re 5’10-5’11 or shorter than me and claim they’re……5’10-5’11 and get flustered that i out them lol Maybe you’re lying about being 5’9 and are actually 5’10 or 5’11? Many such cases nah i’ve been measured like 200 times im closer to 5’9 and a half but most dudes lie about their height like crazy its so stupid and funny to me |
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johnny two cool
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haunted by chalie, ray, Jerome garcia
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Post by johnny two cool on Nov 26, 2024 20:24:37 GMT -5
Being 5’11 is an interesting spot. I can’t get the fleeting serotonin rush of saying “I’m six foot _____”, I’m still taller than most of my coworkers but still shorter than anyone in front of me at any given show. Life is so hard. i get the same seratonin rush from telling people i’m actually only 5’9 cause either they’re the same height and insist they’re 5’10-5’11 or shorter than me and claim they’re……5’10-5’11 and get flustered that i out them lol explains a lot tbh |
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antipasto
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Post by antipasto on Nov 26, 2024 20:33:10 GMT -5
me too…. 57 times this week!!! |
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itii
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Post by itii on Nov 26, 2024 20:44:58 GMT -5
Being 5’11 is an interesting spot. I can’t get the fleeting serotonin rush of saying “I’m six foot _____”, I’m still taller than most of my coworkers but still shorter than anyone in front of me at any given show. Life is so hard. Wear nothing but air maxes and tell everyone you're 6 foot. |
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oatmeal
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killed pat
:-D
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Post by oatmeal on Nov 26, 2024 20:54:20 GMT -5
Short kings put in work ngl
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itii
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Post by itii on Nov 26, 2024 21:16:00 GMT -5
Get you a man that worries about job security |
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concealer
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if nastyy were a gigantic pussy
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Post by concealer on Nov 26, 2024 21:29:08 GMT -5
I had to google twink… a young attractive gay man with a slim boyish appearance. You rang? |
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Post by Untalented Elvis Costello on Nov 26, 2024 21:30:15 GMT -5
b word please, that pic you posted confirms twunk status
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Magnum P.P.
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I bleed cum
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Post by Magnum P.P. on Nov 26, 2024 21:42:53 GMT -5
im 6'11" on the internet
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Magnum P.P.
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I bleed cum
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Post by Magnum P.P. on Nov 26, 2024 21:43:15 GMT -5
reality is much more harsh
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crobssssss
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Post by crobssssss on Nov 26, 2024 21:47:47 GMT -5
I’m fun sized 😎🍫
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fuzzyslippers
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Post by fuzzyslippers on Nov 26, 2024 21:55:05 GMT -5
Being 5’11 is an interesting spot. I can’t get the fleeting serotonin rush of saying “I’m six foot _____”, I’m still taller than most of my coworkers but still shorter than anyone in front of me at any given show. Life is so hard. Wear nothing but air maxes and tell everyone you're 6 foot. Good call, wearing my platform shoes every day gets a lot of questions |
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Post by Marco Ducatti on Nov 26, 2024 23:45:39 GMT -5
Ray coming with some haymakers! raymakers |
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burp
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Post by burp on Nov 27, 2024 0:49:52 GMT -5
love when a strong woman towers over me!!!
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46 Year Old Epic Memer
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IM ME, I DO ME, AND I CHILL.
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Post by 46 Year Old Epic Memer on Nov 27, 2024 1:07:21 GMT -5
5' 9" kings getting to feel like 6' 4" 32x32 players in this thread tonight. Love to see it.
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Post by Jon Joseph in a golf cart. on Nov 27, 2024 1:13:40 GMT -5
Proud 5’8 with a big ass dick
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amplifiedohms
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Post by amplifiedohms on Nov 27, 2024 1:13:40 GMT -5
Us 5'9" guys are actually 69". Think about that.
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yosupbro
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Post by yosupbro on Nov 27, 2024 1:17:25 GMT -5
rise up kings (no pun intended)
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Post by lordcamopantsiii on Nov 27, 2024 1:38:04 GMT -5
5’6” and have no desire to get leg lengthening surgery in Turkey.
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Cholo Molester
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our very own Gideon Yago 🌚
off the duster
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Post by Cholo Molester on Nov 27, 2024 1:47:11 GMT -5
Ray coming with some haymakers! raymakers  |
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cfloyd3
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Sky Lopez gang
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Post by cfloyd3 on Nov 27, 2024 7:08:47 GMT -5
3 foot 9 with a 10 foot dick
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