Love life (ITT: Chalie Danger Sex Play)

[antipasto]

Chalie I don’t think you should continue talking to her. It seems like she’s interested in a friendship. People have different expectations for their friendships and it sounds like she’s content to keep it in text conversations or in group settings. Since she has a boyfriend, this boundary is likely out of respect for him.
There would be nothing wrong with continuing this, except for the fact that you are romantically interested in her. I don’t think it’s fair to call yourself a friend to someone if you would try to pork them the second they become single. You’re better off finding someone who is also seeking a romantic partner to save them and yourself from a complicated situation

[MMST3K]

[jefe]

Dec 13, 2023 21:29:50 GMT -5 floorpunchchalie said:

I stopped talking to someone for a couple months after I found out she has a boyfriend. The attractive ones always have boyfriends and are never not single so that's nothing new. However, I saw it was her birthday so I reached out to wish her a happy birthday. She is very attractive so think of this like Frodo carrying the ring to Mordor. What I mean by that comparison is she weighs heavy on my mind at times and it's hard to cast the ring into the fire. Wishing her a happy birthday got me 12 days of long paragraph texts with lots of questions directed my way and I reflected that energy back to her because the conversation is always good! I genuinely enjoy talking to this person. I was recommended  some bands by her and she has very solid taste in music. I feel like we're always going back and forth in our texts and everything is always responded to which is very considerate.  However, every time we do see each other in person I can't really talk to her without shouting over a loud PA system waiting for a band to come on. It's strange she never ever ever mentions her boyfriend to me when we chat. I will talk to other women and I'll wait for "Oh my boyfriend loves etc etc" but it's hard to tell if she actually likes me or if I'm just someone to fill the attention that she might be seeking because she likes it or maybe she's one of those girls that once they start talking they don't stop and this could be you're my pal kinda thing.

I tried to lock down plans to get ice cream before a show before but got hit with "Oh I already ate". I had one chance early on when she asked me after a show to come out to grab something to eat on a Sunday night after midnight (I had work at 6 am the next morning) so had to pass. I just can't do it when I got to be up at 6 on a Monday morning.

I did see the boyfriend in person and I'm not trying to be mean but my first thought was "I feel like you can do better". Idk it's weird cause I feel like we both have a connection and can talk for hours but are we even friends when we can't even get together and hang out to talk in person? This kinda plays into the theme of my love life though which has always been the ones I am not attractive to are always SUPER into me and the ones I am SUPER attractive to are either with someone or unavailable.

you don't work at 6, you're a 9-3 american

[Deleted]

It’s my bday who wants to get hitched

[MMST3K]

Dec 14, 2023 0:34:24 GMT -5 @whatifseanwasoneofus said:

It’s my bday who wants to get hitched

I'll throw my hat in that ring.

[𝖒𝖊𝖔𝖜𝖋𝖚𝖓𝖈𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓]

this is like the third time in 6 months chalie has made it clear that he can't comprehend the concept of friendship with women

[hayley]

Dec 13, 2023 22:36:57 GMT -5 stephanie said:

i started reading those paragraphs and i immediately got a headache.

i need a short concise summary.

she has a boyfriend already, she doesn’t want to get ice cream before a show (but… who does? wtf chalz)

[MMST3K]

Did not want to be thrown through wall. 5/10 would not smash.

[Osama Vinladen Jiménez López🎅🎄]

Dec 14, 2023 0:36:36 GMT -5 𝖒𝖊𝖔𝖜𝖋𝖚𝖓𝖈𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓 said:

this is like the third time in 6 months chalie has made it clear that he can't comprehend the concept of friendship with women

What…what could this mean?

[BadScene]

Dec 14, 2023 1:29:47 GMT -5 hayley said:

Dec 13, 2023 22:36:57 GMT -5 stephanie said:

i started reading those paragraphs and i immediately got a headache.

i need a short concise summary.

she has a boyfriend already, she doesn’t want to get ice cream before a show (but… who does? wtf chalz)

Just like liquor before beer, dairy before a show is a no-go.

[tandoori jones]

ice cream rocks anytime anywhere

[patdog]

I’m on vacation from work (ends Saturday) and my lady’s on vacation as of 1pm today. I’m excited to be able to actually hang out without anything looming in the background (work for me, school fer her). Fuck yeah.

[vague form]

Is Mordor the friendzone in this story

[escapedfromthevalley]

Dec 13, 2023 21:29:50 GMT -5 floorpunchchalie said:

She is very attractive so think of this like Frodo carrying the ring to Mordor.

So, a wizard's quest to destroy her?

[nastyy]

i'm pregaming in the parking lot of the gig with a large cookie dough and reese's blizzard from DQ

[tandoori jones]

Dec 14, 2023 11:30:51 GMT -5 nastyy said:

i'm pregaming in the parking lot of the gig with a large cookie dough and reese's blizzard from DQ

i first read this as “pregnating”

[Depeche Mode]

i also imagined them fucking an ice cream treat

[vague form]

Ah yes the traditional pre-show dairy binge

[stiffbreeze]

love a good opportunity to shit at the gig

[johnny two cool]

I’m a slut for a scoop or three of mint chocolate chip

[Jon Joseph in a golf cart.]

Dec 14, 2023 0:36:36 GMT -5 𝖒𝖊𝖔𝖜𝖋𝖚𝖓𝖈𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓 said:

this is like the third time in 6 months chalie has made it clear that he can't comprehend the concept of friendship with women

It’s astonishing to me that an adult fails so hard at grasping this concept.

[Osama Vinladen Jiménez López🎅🎄]

Dec 14, 2023 11:30:51 GMT -5 nastyy said:

i'm pregaming in the parking lot of the gig with a large cookie dough and reese's blizzard from DQ

Lmaoooo





….TWU

[patdog]

Dec 14, 2023 11:30:51 GMT -5 nastyy said:

i'm pregaming in the parking lot of the gig with a large cookie dough and reese's blizzard from DQ

This reads like some Dracula flow shit

[Osama Vinladen Jiménez López🎅🎄]

Maybe she didn’t wanna get ice cream before the big rock concert cuz she was scared it’d get on her poodle skirt

[codync]

Dec 14, 2023 11:30:51 GMT -5 nastyy said:

i'm pregaming in the parking lot of the gig with a large cookie dough and reese's blizzard from DQ

man I looked at the time and was like what the FUCK kinda gig is nastyy at

[fuzzyslippers]

Top shelf zaza got me misinterpreting a woman’s desire for platonic friendship as lust

[sarahohio]

Dec 13, 2023 22:40:25 GMT -5 floorpunchchalie said:

Dec 13, 2023 22:36:57 GMT -5 stephanie said:

i started reading those paragraphs and i immediately got a headache.

i need a short concise summary.

Does she like me or does she just enjoy the attention!

I haven’t finished reading the thread, but the answer in all of this is no.

No you can’t be friends because you want to be more than friends.

No, she doesn’t like you enough because she is still dating her actual boyfriend.

No, you shouldn’t want to date her because if you were the one dating her and she was having some extensive conversations with another guy that isn’t truly her friend, you would be completely uncomfortable and hurt.

So if it is the way you make it sound, she has a lack of loyalty and will seek attention elsewhere if she isn’t getting what she wants from her boyfriend…but will still stay with him.

[sarahohio]

I’ll ice cream pre show for sure with my actual friends or solo. Because it’s ice cream babyyyy

[meatballmaniac]

Chalie, you’re a wild one, baby.

[tandoori jones]

i saw some tweet the other day about how men who think every woman who shows kindness or friendliness to them MUST be interested in them sexually cause they’re only ever kind or friendly to women they’re attracted to and don’t even view unattractive women as people. so basically, chalie needs to cut that shit out